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I survived a motorcycle accident... ASK ME ANYTHING!!!

 
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Don't like bikes....they are dangerous and we are fragile.

That's why I love cars.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51170688


everything in this world is dangerous, eating your GMO cereal each morning is dangerous, id rather die living a fun dangerous life, going 100 on a motorcycle kneedragging. then die a boring lonely cowardly death. Grow a pair and enjoy your life. stop being so damn afraid of death. death will come, until then do what you really want whether its dangerous or not.
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Did you learn anything from this? Or do you feel
invincible now?
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Propose to your girlfriend.....
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Glad you made it out ok OP, good for you.
Now use your second chance wisely and make a positive change in this world, however big or small.
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Re: I survived a motorcycle accident... ASK ME ANYTHING!!!
So you gunned a yellow and ran a red light. A vehicle proceeded through the intersection on a green light, and hit a bike that was trying to beat a red light? Did I read that correctly?

Decisions happen in a split second bud. I feel your pain, but I hope you see the error in your ways. Looking for sympathy from others to try and help you feel better about what you did, isn't going to help. Any chance you motovlogged this adventure?

If you get a chance, go check 'Twist of the Wrist II" it's a great riding instructional video that I think every rider should watch. Not bashing, just trying to help a fellow rider stay safe. We need all the help we can get out there, bud. Ride safe.
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06/02/2014 11:10 AM
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the OP has a legit issue, I think it should go back to that and stop this soccer mom pulling out in front of ppl stuff and I am personally glad OP it OK...it happens to the best of us when we have to ride around, obeying traffic laws and then some dumb shit pulls out in front of us.
 Quoting: deathpossum


Thanks. Its NOT illegal to go through yellow despite what others think. Cars SPEED THROUGH yellow lights too. Anyways.. I'm doing great. The tendons in my left arm are still going through the stretching process. My right eye is dimmed but still usable. I'm just waiting for my skull piece to come back. Should be another month
 Quoting: Mutant Monkey


I think you'll find it is. It's called reckless driving.
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06/02/2014 11:14 AM
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So you gunned a yellow and ran a red light. A vehicle proceeded through the intersection on a green light, and hit a bike that was trying to beat a red light? Did I read that correctly?

Decisions happen in a split second bud. I feel your pain, but I hope you see the error in your ways. Looking for sympathy from others to try and help you feel better about what you did, isn't going to help. Any chance you motovlogged this adventure?

If you get a chance, go check 'Twist of the Wrist II" it's a great riding instructional video that I think every rider should watch. Not bashing, just trying to help a fellow rider stay safe. We need all the help we can get out there, bud. Ride safe.
 Quoting: toker


Yes you read it correctly. Seems like no one else did though.

Just lucky he didn't kill a whole family that were obeying the road rules.
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06/02/2014 11:17 AM
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motorcycles should be on track only.

anyone who rides on the roads with the general public should be run off the rode into a pole.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28629512


Your a piece of shit. You better hope I don't see you on the street because I am not religious and wouldn't have a second thought to what I'd like to do to you.
 Quoting: Mutant Monkey


Sorry I'm not gay, but thanks for the offer...
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Yes you read it correctly. Seems like no one else did though.

Just lucky he didn't kill a whole family that were obeying the road rules.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28629512


My SIL and her BF went down a couple of years ago. Both of them dressed up like you'd expect from a typical squid. After the accident the SIL went and did a AMA as if she was a hero. Couldn't understand why everyone was bashing her. A serious rider can cut through a Sunday riders BS story in seconds, imop.

They're learning tools Opie ... and painful ones at that. If you take it for what it really is hopefully you knock off blowing red lights in the concrete jungle.
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06/02/2014 12:03 PM
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Re: I survived a motorcycle accident... ASK ME ANYTHING!!!
Fuck yeah!

I got creamed in SF in 2001 by an ambulance blowing a red light, no lights, no siren...radial fracture on the right femur, 5 broken ribs, both lungs collapsed, and a rib in one of them that took SF General a month to find. Oh, and a broken pinkie on the left hand that is still to this day broken.

Riding a donor cycle is a risk you take, especially in cities...had 3 years under my belt in SF and never saw that coming...very bike friendly. Those ribs still hurt anytime I sit in a wooden chair, and winter is fun with the arthritis for all this time.

There's two types of peeps who ride...those that fall and those that are going to. Congrats on your succession.

The reason I survived I know is that 1) I was young and 2) I knew I had to survive and that was my only goal in life.

I couldn't breathe and took my helmet off and saw the bottom of my boot facing me on my chest and thought my leg was cut off and just had to calm myself down because I thought if I stopped breathing I would die. Both lungs were collapsed so I couldn't breathe much, just shallow breathes.

Whatever.

I got a better bike and did a 9000 mile trip around our great nation in 2007-ish:

:devilduc:
 Quoting: deathpossum


I'm sorry about the complications :(

Also.. I'd get another Nike.. But my girlfriend doesn't want me having another due to the pain I put her through. I love her enough to respect her wishes
 Quoting: Mutant Monkey



no offense, but you're a wuss and your girl will leave you for an OUTLAW BIKER who does what he pleases.

fyi
Mutant Monkey  (OP)

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Don't like bikes....they are dangerous and we are fragile.

That's why I love cars.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51170688


everything in this world is dangerous, eating your GMO cereal each morning is dangerous, id rather die living a fun dangerous life, going 100 on a motorcycle kneedragging. then die a boring lonely cowardly death. Grow a pair and enjoy your life. stop being so damn afraid of death. death will come, until then do what you really want whether its dangerous or not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56447607


Same.. My bike gave me purpose.. Now my girlfriend does.
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So you gunned a yellow and ran a red light. A vehicle proceeded through the intersection on a green light, and hit a bike that was trying to beat a red light? Did I read that correctly?

Decisions happen in a split second bud. I feel your pain, but I hope you see the error in your ways. Looking for sympathy from others to try and help you feel better about what you did, isn't going to help. Any chance you motovlogged this adventure?

If you get a chance, go check 'Twist of the Wrist II" it's a great riding instructional video that I think every rider should watch. Not bashing, just trying to help a fellow rider stay safe. We need all the help we can get out there, bud. Ride safe.
 Quoting: toker


I know what your saying.. But dont assume I'm pandering for sympathy
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Mutant Monkey  (OP)

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Fuck yeah!

I got creamed in SF in 2001 by an ambulance blowing a red light, no lights, no siren...radial fracture on the right femur, 5 broken ribs, both lungs collapsed, and a rib in one of them that took SF General a month to find. Oh, and a broken pinkie on the left hand that is still to this day broken.

Riding a donor cycle is a risk you take, especially in cities...had 3 years under my belt in SF and never saw that coming...very bike friendly. Those ribs still hurt anytime I sit in a wooden chair, and winter is fun with the arthritis for all this time.

There's two types of peeps who ride...those that fall and those that are going to. Congrats on your succession.

The reason I survived I know is that 1) I was young and 2) I knew I had to survive and that was my only goal in life.

I couldn't breathe and took my helmet off and saw the bottom of my boot facing me on my chest and thought my leg was cut off and just had to calm myself down because I thought if I stopped breathing I would die. Both lungs were collapsed so I couldn't breathe much, just shallow breathes.

Whatever.

I got a better bike and did a 9000 mile trip around our great nation in 2007-ish:

devilduc
 Quoting: deathpossum


I'm sorry about the complications :(

Also.. I'd get another Nike.. But my girlfriend doesn't want me having another due to the pain I put her through. I love her enough to respect her wishes
 Quoting: Mutant Monkey



no offense, but you're a wuss and your girl will leave you for an OUTLAW BIKER who does what he pleases.

fyi
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8383650


Sorry homie.. But ain't going to happen. She is a doctor.. Not a retard.

Oh and she asked me to marry HER because she didn't want to feel sperate from me again. Keep jerking it to that fantasy though.
heistmeister
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My sympathies, but you broke three rules: you STOP on yellows..ALWAYS; you are invisible so act and ride accordingly; all bike accidents are the fault of the biker...period.
Mutant Monkey  (OP)

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06/02/2014 12:19 PM
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Yes you read it correctly. Seems like no one else did though.

Just lucky he didn't kill a whole family that were obeying the road rules.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28629512


My SIL and her BF went down a couple of years ago. Both of them dressed up like you'd expect from a typical squid. After the accident the SIL went and did a AMA as if she was a hero. Couldn't understand why everyone was bashing her. A serious rider can cut through a Sunday riders BS story in seconds, imop.

They're learning tools Opie ... and painful ones at that. If you take it for what it really is hopefully you knock off blowing red lights in the concrete jungle.
 Quoting: toker


Straight up. I learned a hard lesson.. But I'm glad. My girlfriend and I were brought extremely closer. We BOTH say that something bigger than us forced us together and that we couldn't be happier. It was as if the universe was proving to us both that we cared about each other more than we saying we were and it was going to prove it to us.

As for the bad ass who jacks it to biker fantasies.. She is already putting me on her life insurance and vice versa. I'm going to be a water treatment operator and she is studying for doctorate so can teach as a professor and is studying cancer research.. Heres some tissues and some moisturizer cream to get you started
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06/02/2014 12:20 PM
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Your 100+ friends/family saved you.
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My sympathies, but you broke three rules: you STOP on yellows..ALWAYS; you are invisible so act and ride accordingly; all bike accidents are the fault of the biker...period.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53981584


I agree with two of those.. I've had too many friends get cut off by a car to believe that third one.
heistmeister
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Your 100+ friends/family saved you.
 Quoting: Ancient Arceyetect 31218402


STRAIGGT UP!!
im not religious (spiritual without dogma)
And apparently pray groups and church assemblies were praying for me too.
heistmeister
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Did you learn anything from this? Or do you feel
invincible now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56724424


Have you read any comments? Go back and read them
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So you gunned a yellow and ran a red light. A vehicle proceeded through the intersection on a green light, and hit a bike that was trying to beat a red light? Did I read that correctly?

Decisions happen in a split second bud. I feel your pain, but I hope you see the error in your ways. Looking for sympathy from others to try and help you feel better about what you did, isn't going to help. Any chance you motovlogged this adventure?

If you get a chance, go check 'Twist of the Wrist II" it's a great riding instructional video that I think every rider should watch. Not bashing, just trying to help a fellow rider stay safe. We need all the help we can get out there, bud. Ride safe.
 Quoting: toker


I know what your saying.. But dont assume I'm pandering for sympathy
 Quoting: Mutant Monkey


I don't assume anything. I go off the evidence presented. You are after all, the one doing the AMA.
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You're really lucky that you've found someone to stick by you during such a tough time! Is a rare thing now a days when most people jump ship out of selfishness.

You're a survivor and a hope your life is full of nothing but laughter, love, and happiness.
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You seem like a total wanker, the only person who brought up jacking off to bikers was you. Twice now.

What a fucking gay thread you have started. It's now time for it to be deleted.
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You're not related to to cruise are you?
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My sympathies, but you broke three rules: you STOP on yellows..ALWAYS; you are invisible so act and ride accordingly; all bike accidents are the fault of the biker...period.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53981584


I agree with two of those.. I've had too many friends get cut off by a car to believe that third one.
 Quoting: Mutant Monkey


If you get cut off by a car, the driver didn't see you. Riding a bike requires expanding your awareness as far as you can, and half the time imagining what you would do in a wreck. In OPs case, I imagined Tboning a car many times, and when it happened, I survived it by leaping at impact, exactly as imagined.

I still say, any bike accident is the fault of the biker.
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My sympathies, but you broke three rules: you STOP on yellows..ALWAYS; you are invisible so act and ride accordingly; all bike accidents are the fault of the biker...period.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53981584


I agree with two of those.. I've had too many friends get cut off by a car to believe that third one.
 Quoting: Mutant Monkey


If you get cut off by a car, the driver didn't see you. Riding a bike requires expanding your awareness as far as you can, and half the time imagining what you would do in a wreck. In OPs case, I imagined Tboning a car many times, and when it happened, I survived it by leaping at impact, exactly as imagined.

I still say, any bike accident is the fault of the biker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53981584


Agreed. I've done a lot of stupid shit. Glad I'm alive and that I could learn from them and find new issues that I need to work on and tweak, with my riding abilities. Other drivers actions might put me in a bad spot, but it's my inattentiveness that allowed me to be put into that position, in the first place.
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My sympathies, but you broke three rules: you STOP on yellows..ALWAYS; you are invisible so act and ride accordingly; all bike accidents are the fault of the biker...period.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53981584


I agree with two of those.. I've had too many friends get cut off by a car to believe that third one.
 Quoting: Mutant Monkey


If you get cut off by a car, the driver didn't see you. Riding a bike requires expanding your awareness as far as you can, and half the time imagining what you would do in a wreck. In OPs case, I imagined Tboning a car many times, and when it happened, I survived it by leaping at impact, exactly as imagined.

I still say, any bike accident is the fault of the biker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53981584


Agreed. I've done a lot of stupid shit. Glad I'm alive and that I could learn from them and find new issues that I need to work on and tweak, with my riding abilities. Other drivers actions might put me in a bad spot, but it's my inattentiveness that allowed me to be put into that position, in the first place.
 Quoting: toker


Your right. 100%
Not paying attention will kill you. I have done A LOT OF stupid shit too and learned my lesson before I died
heistmeister
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My sympathies, but you broke three rules: you STOP on yellows..ALWAYS; you are invisible so act and ride accordingly; all bike accidents are the fault of the biker...period.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53981584


I agree with two of those.. I've had too many friends get cut off by a car to believe that third one.
 Quoting: Mutant Monkey


If you get cut off by a car, the driver didn't see you. Riding a bike requires expanding your awareness as far as you can, and half the time imagining what you would do in a wreck. In OPs case, I imagined Tboning a car many times, and when it happened, I survived it by leaping at impact, exactly as imagined.

I still say, any bike accident is the fault of the biker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53981584


Agreed. I've done a lot of stupid shit. Glad I'm alive and that I could learn from them and find new issues that I need to work on and tweak, with my riding abilities. Other drivers actions might put me in a bad spot, but it's my inattentiveness that allowed me to be put into that position, in the first place.
 Quoting: toker


Your right. 100%
Not paying attention will kill you. I have done A LOT OF stupid shit too and learned my lesson before I died
heistmeister
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You seem like a total wanker, the only person who brought up jacking off to bikers was you. Twice now.

What a fucking gay thread you have started. It's now time for it to be deleted.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28629512


Whatever you say you Aussie anonymous coward drpplet of jizz. The only reason your here is because the other sperm in your daddy's dick hole were more retarded than you.

Last Edited by Mutant Monkey on 06/02/2014 01:27 PM
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You're really lucky that you've found someone to stick by you during such a tough time! Is a rare thing now a days when most people jump ship out of selfishness.

You're a survivor and a hope your life is full of nothing but laughter, love, and happiness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46554523


Thanks.. Knowing me and her have what we have.. We will just continue building this life together. Her only wish is to share multiple life times together because one is not enough.
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Mutant Monkey  (OP)

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So you gunned a yellow and ran a red light. A vehicle proceeded through the intersection on a green light, and hit a bike that was trying to beat a red light? Did I read that correctly?

Decisions happen in a split second bud. I feel your pain, but I hope you see the error in your ways. Looking for sympathy from others to try and help you feel better about what you did, isn't going to help. Any chance you motovlogged this adventure?

If you get a chance, go check 'Twist of the Wrist II" it's a great riding instructional video that I think every rider should watch. Not bashing, just trying to help a fellow rider stay safe. We need all the help we can get out there, bud. Ride safe.
 Quoting: toker


I know what your saying.. But dont assume I'm pandering for sympathy
 Quoting: Mutant Monkey


I don't assume anything. I go off the evidence presented. You are after all, the one doing the AMA.
 Quoting: toker


Your assuming A LOT. The only reason I'm doing an AMA is because other people should know the dangers of not being a safe rider.. Even if it were only a few times. I also have a story to share. Shove YOUR ideas up your ass
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