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Women, Help Me Out.....Gift Ideas

 
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give her a romantic weekend alone with you....arrange a sitter, book a bed and breakfast, buy her a nightie....tell her you love her so much you want her for yourself one night alone....

she will be so happy....my hubs did that for me. when we got there he had all kinds of romantic things planned....
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That would be a great idea, but we have a newborn, no one wants to babysit a newborn lol
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Really? I LOVE newborns! OMG, it's such a treat to care for one!
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give her a romantic weekend alone with you....arrange a sitter, book a bed and breakfast, buy her a nightie....tell her you love her so much you want her for yourself one night alone....

she will be so happy....my hubs did that for me. when we got there he had all kinds of romantic things planned....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56445559


That would be a great idea, but we have a newborn, no one wants to babysit a newborn lol
 Quoting: Chibs


Really? I LOVE newborns! OMG, it's such a treat to care for one!
 Quoting: Runningwithscissors


She will be 2 weeks old tomorrow
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Hell...this is too much work. Get her a new vacuum and call it a day.
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hahaha

she got a new one like 2 months ago. we better not need a new one already!
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Hell...this is too much work. Get her a new vacuum and call it a day.
 Quoting: Chip


Maybe I can pay you Chip, to jump out of a big present, naked....with a bow on your head..
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give her a romantic weekend alone with you....arrange a sitter, book a bed and breakfast, buy her a nightie....tell her you love her so much you want her for yourself one night alone....

she will be so happy....my hubs did that for me. when we got there he had all kinds of romantic things planned....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56445559


That would be a great idea, but we have a newborn, no one wants to babysit a newborn lol
 Quoting: Chibs


Really? I LOVE newborns! OMG, it's such a treat to care for one!
 Quoting: Runningwithscissors


She will be 2 weeks old tomorrow
 Quoting: Chibs


I know, and congratulations again!

I can't believe no one would jump at the chance. Newborns are sooooo precious! (I was a professional nanny many years ago so I do have a bias for babies.)
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I didn't read the full thread op but get her one of these ...lol

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That would be a great idea, but we have a newborn, no one wants to babysit a newborn lol
 Quoting: Chibs


Really? I LOVE newborns! OMG, it's such a treat to care for one!
 Quoting: Runningwithscissors


She will be 2 weeks old tomorrow
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I know, and congratulations again!

I can't believe no one would jump at the chance. Newborns are sooooo precious! (I was a professional nanny many years ago so I do have a bias for babies.)
 Quoting: Runningwithscissors


Oh I see what you mean..

No one in my family or hers, wants to babysit a newborn. Actually my mom said she would, on our anniversary in Feb
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Hell...this is too much work. Get her a new vacuum and call it a day.
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Maybe I can pay you Chip, to jump out of a big present, naked....with a bow on your head..
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Is the gift for you? eyebat Or my competition?
 Quoting: Chip


Both?
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Maybe I can pay you Chip, to jump out of a big present, naked....with a bow on your head..
 Quoting: Chibs


Is the gift for you? eyebat Or my competition?
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Both?
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moist
 Quoting: Chip


johnny
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Buy her a dildo so she doesn't have to have your stinky fat ass all over her
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We got some hippies across the street that planted a bunch of them in their yard on earth day and watching them do it all day long was funny because it looks bad.

But for a anniversary, that sounds nice but not for Christmas.
 Quoting: Nah-T


I thought it was a cool idea.

Don't have to be a hippie to appreciate a tree.

:)
 Quoting: Chibs


Thanks Chibbers - I am surely not a hippie - but she may have a point. Does your wife like practical, outrageous or thought-provoking gifts?

I am going to pay a co-worker to play guitar music for my elderly mother for Christmas.
She was at a an outdoor wedding and all she could talk about was the music, a guitar and a bass.
 Quoting: beeches


The thing is, she would like anything I decided to get for her. She would also not bat an eye or complain if I didn't get her anything.

I put the pressure on myself to get her something "good".
 Quoting: Chibs


you will feel it when you see it - the right item.

pick what makes you happy when you imagine giving it to her.
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Buy her a dildo so she doesn't have to have your stinky fat ass all over her
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I'm pretty surprised it took 4 pages to get a post like this.
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I thought it was a cool idea.

Don't have to be a hippie to appreciate a tree.

:)
 Quoting: Chibs


Thanks Chibbers - I am surely not a hippie - but she may have a point. Does your wife like practical, outrageous or thought-provoking gifts?

I am going to pay a co-worker to play guitar music for my elderly mother for Christmas.
She was at a an outdoor wedding and all she could talk about was the music, a guitar and a bass.
 Quoting: beeches


The thing is, she would like anything I decided to get for her. She would also not bat an eye or complain if I didn't get her anything.

I put the pressure on myself to get her something "good".
 Quoting: Chibs


you will feel it when you see it - the right item.

pick what makes you happy when you imagine giving it to her.
 Quoting: beeches


hf
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Buy her a dildo so she doesn't have to have your stinky fat ass all over her
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I'm pretty surprised it took 4 pages to get a post like this.
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lol
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What are her 'likes'?

Go with that and expand on it.
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In all honesty, she should be easy for me to shop for. But starting with her likes...I have gotten her stuff that go with her hobbies the last few yrs...

That's why I need a new gameplan.
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why dont you promise her a cool trip that you two will make just by yourself? do something together. and plan and pay for it all.
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Victoria's Secret stuff usually works out very well, plus you get the benefits of that type of merchandise.
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*CAUTION* on this suggestion.

Sorry SoCal. hf

First of all, there's two types of lingerie: sex lingerie (what men think of) and everyday lingerie (the kind a woman most appreciates).

Sex lingerie is for Valentine's, not Christmas. Luxurious lingerie can be for Christmas only if she's mentioned it before. Things like $200 bra and panties, silk camisoles, $500 nightgown like you find in boutiques (NOT Victoria Secret - too mainstream and not quality) are something I'D appreciate, but I happen to know most women aren't into them for whatever reason.
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Well said!
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Thanks Chibbers - I am surely not a hippie - but she may have a point. Does your wife like practical, outrageous or thought-provoking gifts?

I am going to pay a co-worker to play guitar music for my elderly mother for Christmas.
She was at a an outdoor wedding and all she could talk about was the music, a guitar and a bass.
 Quoting: beeches


The thing is, she would like anything I decided to get for her. She would also not bat an eye or complain if I didn't get her anything.

I put the pressure on myself to get her something "good".
 Quoting: Chibs


you will feel it when you see it - the right item.

pick what makes you happy when you imagine giving it to her.
 Quoting: beeches


hf
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Chibs, how many Christmas trees does your wife want? An all year round Christmas tree, think about it Chibs.
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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The thing is, she would like anything I decided to get for her. She would also not bat an eye or complain if I didn't get her anything.

I put the pressure on myself to get her something "good".
 Quoting: Chibs


you will feel it when you see it - the right item.

pick what makes you happy when you imagine giving it to her.
 Quoting: beeches


hf
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Chibs, how many Christmas trees does your wife want? An all year round Christmas tree, think about it Chibs.
 Quoting: Nah-T


What are you talking about? You lost me on this one...lol
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you will feel it when you see it - the right item.

pick what makes you happy when you imagine giving it to her.
 Quoting: beeches


hf
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Chibs, how many Christmas trees does your wife want? An all year round Christmas tree, think about it Chibs.
 Quoting: Nah-T


What are you talking about? You lost me on this one...lol
 Quoting: Chibs


Everyone that celebrates usually have a tree already.
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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hf
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Chibs, how many Christmas trees does your wife want? An all year round Christmas tree, think about it Chibs.
 Quoting: Nah-T


What are you talking about? You lost me on this one...lol
 Quoting: Chibs


Everyone that celebrates usually have a tree already.
 Quoting: Nah-T


Yea....but I still don't understand what you mean by this...

"How many christmas trees does your wife want?"

"An all year around christmas tree?"
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Chibs, how many Christmas trees does your wife want? An all year round Christmas tree, think about it Chibs.
 Quoting: Nah-T


What are you talking about? You lost me on this one...lol
 Quoting: Chibs


Everyone that celebrates usually have a tree already.
 Quoting: Nah-T


Yea....but I still don't understand what you mean by this...

"How many christmas trees does your wife want?"

"An all year around christmas tree?"
 Quoting: Chibs


That's what it would be if you give her a tree for Christmas, a freaking Christmas tree.
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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1. A French Perfume?

Nice stronger fragrances:

- Sisley "Soir De Lune" (My favorite)
- Guerlain "Samsara"
- Dolce & Gabbana "Desire"

Nice lighter fragrances:

- Christian Dior "Dorrissimo"
- Jean Patou "Joy"
- Chanel "No 5"

2. A gift certificate placed inside some nice Christmas box for all day pampering at the SPA?

3. A gold charm bracelet or necklace?

4. Leather gloves?

5. Elegant money wallet? You may insert in there some cash to make her even more happy:)

It depends what you can afford but remember "Happy wife, happy life". LOL

If you are not sure, you may just give her a gift certificate to her favorite store, so she can buy herself whatever she wants. This way there won't be gift returning to the store after Christmas. Also, make sure to keep the receipt of your purchase.

hf
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What are you talking about? You lost me on this one...lol
 Quoting: Chibs


Everyone that celebrates usually have a tree already.
 Quoting: Nah-T


Yea....but I still don't understand what you mean by this...

"How many christmas trees does your wife want?"

"An all year around christmas tree?"
 Quoting: Chibs


That's what it would be if you give her a tree for Christmas, a freaking Christmas tree.
 Quoting: Nah-T


lol, you really hate that tree idea don't you?
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1. A French Perfume?

Nice stronger fragrances:

- Sisley "Soir De Lune" (My favorite)
- Guerlain "Samsara"
- Dolce & Gabbana "Desire"

Nice lighter fragrances:

- Christian Dior "Dorrissimo"
- Jean Patou "Joy"
- Chanel "No 5"

2. A gift certificate placed inside some nice Christmas box for all day pampering at the SPA?

3. A gold charm bracelet or necklace?

4. Leather gloves?

5. Elegant money wallet? You may insert in there some cash to make her even more happy:)

It depends what you can afford but remember "Happy wife, happy life". LOL

If you are not sure, you may just give her a gift certificate to her favorite store, so she can buy herself whatever she wants. This way there won't be gift returning to the store after Christmas. Also, make sure to keep the receipt of your purchase.

hf
 Quoting: Kinga


Thanks for the suggestions. It helps because I know nothing about womens perfume...or the names. lol

Thanks!
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I would marry the man who bought me my cabin. It could be the shabbiest looking thing on the planet, I don't care.
My cabin...would be the ULTIMATE gift.

As for your wife...The best gifts are always the one that show he paid attention. It could be the smallest thing, but if it shows that you paid attention to some miniscule little detail? You WIN.

For example, years ago, I was addicted to "Lip Smacker." Still am actually...but anyway, he got me this kit so I could make my own...the little tins and all. I loved it!

I'm easy to please gift-wise so maybe I'm not the best person to offer advice!
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Everyone that celebrates usually have a tree already.
 Quoting: Nah-T


Yea....but I still don't understand what you mean by this...

"How many christmas trees does your wife want?"

"An all year around christmas tree?"
 Quoting: Chibs


That's what it would be if you give her a tree for Christmas, a freaking Christmas tree.
 Quoting: Nah-T


lol, you really hate that tree idea don't you?
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Yes, and I can't imagine many people liking it unless they are hippies or planting for a special occasion like an anniversary, wedding or birth of a child. And you did just have a baby, but if you do it, don't just give her a tree. You might not always live there and think about all those leaves you'll have to rake in 20 years.
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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1. A French Perfume?

Nice stronger fragrances:

- Sisley "Soir De Lune" (My favorite)
- Guerlain "Samsara"
- Dolce & Gabbana "Desire"

Nice lighter fragrances:

- Christian Dior "Dorrissimo"
- Jean Patou "Joy"
- Chanel "No 5"

2. A gift certificate placed inside some nice Christmas box for all day pampering at the SPA?

3. A gold charm bracelet or necklace?

4. Leather gloves?

5. Elegant money wallet? You may insert in there some cash to make her even more happy:)

It depends what you can afford but remember "Happy wife, happy life". LOL

If you are not sure, you may just give her a gift certificate to her favorite store, so she can buy herself whatever she wants. This way there won't be gift returning to the store after Christmas. Also, make sure to keep the receipt of your purchase.

hf
 Quoting: Kinga


Thanks for the suggestions. It helps because I know nothing about womens perfume...or the names. lol

Thanks!
 Quoting: Chibs


Chanel No. 5 is so soft and lovely (light powdery scent) anyone would like it, so it's a perfect gifted luxury scent. It's also a classic.
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you don't adore trees? oh boy, what I do without our "love tree" a Juneberry planted outside our kitchen window to commemorate our wedding.

makes me smile all the time - but hey, you may be right.
 Quoting: beeches


We got some hippies across the street that planted a bunch of them in their yard on earth day and watching them do it all day long was funny because it looks bad.

But for a anniversary, that sounds nice but not for Christmas.
 Quoting: Nah-T


I thought it was a cool idea.

Don't have to be a hippie to appreciate a tree.

:)
 Quoting: Chibs


Thanks Chibbers - I am surely not a hippie - but she may have a point. Does your wife like practical, outrageous or thought-provoking gifts? Just trying to nudge you into a category of what she might like.

I am going to pay a co-worker to play guitar music for my elderly mother for Christmas.
She was at a an outdoor wedding and all she could talk about was the music, a guitar and a bass.

 Quoting: beeches


What a beautiful, thoughtful gift! Your mother is going to LOVE that. hf
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Yea....but I still don't understand what you mean by this...

"How many christmas trees does your wife want?"

"An all year around christmas tree?"
 Quoting: Chibs


That's what it would be if you give her a tree for Christmas, a freaking Christmas tree.
 Quoting: Nah-T


lol, you really hate that tree idea don't you?
 Quoting: Chibs


Yes, and I can't imagine many people liking it unless they are hippies or planting for a special occasion like an anniversary, wedding or birth of a child. And you did just have a baby, but if you do it, don't just give her a tree. You might not always live there and think about all those leaves you'll have to rake in 20 years.
 Quoting: Nah-T


lol

You're funny.

I think it's a cool idea. But different strokes for different folks, I don't expect you to like everything I think is cool
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Do a spa day for the both of you. She will appreciate the gift and the fact she can spend it with you. After it's done present her with a booklet of coupons you have made for her such as taking her car to get washed, doing dishes, running her a bath , etc. she will love it!





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