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Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.

 
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Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
My family has 65 acres held in trust in semi-rural Arkansas. I have over a dozen family members who own land adjacent to this acreage. There are two houses, barns, wells, timber, and creek bottom for farming.

October first I'm moving the wife and kid out there. The extended family are all in agreement that now is the time to get ourselves into "defcon 1" mode. Economic doom is imminent. We've been watching it for years and are surprised it's made it this long. But the time is at hand.

I'm actually excited. I'm putting in a large garden; my first in 5 years. I'll bring in some minor livestock. A couple pigs or goats.

The family is all in together. One is specializing in chickens, of which he has a couple dozen. Another is doing rabbits. Of course everybody has a garden. My own specialization is bread. I've got 300 pounds of wheat (hope to double that by xmas) and a hand crank wheat mill. I'm well equipped and experienced in bread baking.

I look to grow dent corn and exchange some of it as corn meal or animal feed for sweet corn from my family members. I figure this'll eliminate cross pollination of the two corns. I'm contemplating milk goats for cheese and butter making. The pasture land has grown up bad so cows are out of the question. Great for goats though.

I figure I'm the spearhead that'll get the place ready for the extended family to come back home (those who don't live nearby or who lose their mortgages).

We collectively know almost all the neighbors and have for at least one generation. Most have gardens of their own. Some have livestock. I expect all own guns.

Doom looms and yet there is something comforting in getting back to simplicity. I do not fear what is coming. My grand parents grew up with no running water or electricity. Oil lamps, cotton pickin', and hog killin'. If it was good enough for them then it's good enough for me. If they could do it then so can I.

And my child will not know hunger because...

a country boy can survive.

I wish you all the best.
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
great, now i know whose farm to raid
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
great, now i know whose farm to raid
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I expect you don't.

But come on. I'll feed you to the pigs.
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
bible says the only real doom is Fukushima..

so unless you have green houses on the farm..

you will be just a fucked as we..
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
Smart move blabbing that on an Internet conspiracy forum. DOH!
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
Forget the doom, sounds like a great way to live!

You are lucky OP
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
bible says the only real doom is Fukushima..

so unless you have green houses on the farm..

you will be just a fucked as we..
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Been readin' the bible all my life and never read anything about Fukushima. I don't buy all the fuku doom. Yeah, it's bad, real bad. But I can show you about a hundred nuke craters in Area 51 on google maps. Last I heard that State is still inhabited.
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
bible says the only real doom is Fukushima..

so unless you have green houses on the farm..

you will be just a fucked as we..
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Fukushima is mentioned in the Bible?
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
great, now i know whose farm to raid
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I expect you don't.

But come on. I'll feed you to the pigs.
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Ha ha "Pig Gotta Eat " ! Good luck to you and your family. I only have 38 acres and no animals but have a well stocked spring fed pond, lots of deer and turkey. Oh yeah a lot of ammo !
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
Smart move blabbing that on an Internet conspiracy forum. DOH!
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Yeah, you're right. Because you might come here all the way from Sweden and find my piddly garden out of thousands of farms and tens of thousands of gardens in this one of fifty states.
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
Nothing will happen. I guarantee it. Just more of the same shit, different day. At least the glp will come up with a new date for you to look forward to. Been coming here for years, and it never changes.
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
You are wise
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
Good job OP..
Best wishes to you and the fam...
If nothing happenstgen atleast your kids will learn how to support themselves...
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Nothing will happen. I guarantee it. Just more of the same shit, different day. At least the glp will come up with a new date for you to look forward to. Been coming here for years, and it never changes.
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Can you not see the economic disaster coming? Yeah, the vast majority of GLP doom is far fetched and most useful as entertainment. But real doom is right before us. And it cometh.
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
Good job OP..
Best wishes to you and the fam...
If nothing happenstgen atleast your kids will learn how to support themselves...
Knowledge is always a winner!!
 Quoting: 4thhorseman


I hope to have my daughter enter an animal in the county fair next year. I figure of all the kids she could run with the FFA kids are pretty good. OF course my daughter is home schooled so she luckily isn't exposed much to the heathen trash.
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
great, now i know whose farm to raid
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31310212


I expect you don't.

But come on. I'll feed you to the pigs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50020573


Ha ha "Pig Gotta Eat " ! Good luck to you and your family. I only have 38 acres and no animals but have a well stocked spring fed pond, lots of deer and turkey. Oh yeah a lot of ammo !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 907170


Chickens and rabbits are easy and cheap to get into. They're fairly simple to care for. And since they reproduce so quickly you can get started at the last minute and still get quick production from them.
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
popcorn
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
My family has 65 acres held in trust in semi-rural Arkansas. I have over a dozen family members who own land adjacent to this acreage. There are two houses, barns, wells, timber, and creek bottom for farming.

October first I'm moving the wife and kid out there. The extended family are all in agreement that now is the time to get ourselves into "defcon 1" mode. Economic doom is imminent. We've been watching it for years and are surprised it's made it this long. But the time is at hand.

I'm actually excited. I'm putting in a large garden; my first in 5 years. I'll bring in some minor livestock. A couple pigs or goats.

The family is all in together. One is specializing in chickens, of which he has a couple dozen. Another is doing rabbits. Of course everybody has a garden. My own specialization is bread. I've got 300 pounds of wheat (hope to double that by xmas) and a hand crank wheat mill. I'm well equipped and experienced in bread baking.

I look to grow dent corn and exchange some of it as corn meal or animal feed for sweet corn from my family members. I figure this'll eliminate cross pollination of the two corns. I'm contemplating milk goats for cheese and butter making. The pasture land has grown up bad so cows are out of the question. Great for goats though.

I figure I'm the spearhead that'll get the place ready for the extended family to come back home (those who don't live nearby or who lose their mortgages).

We collectively know almost all the neighbors and have for at least one generation. Most have gardens of their own. Some have livestock. I expect all own guns.

Doom looms and yet there is something comforting in getting back to simplicity. I do not fear what is coming. My grand parents grew up with no running water or electricity. Oil lamps, cotton pickin', and hog killin'. If it was good enough for them then it's good enough for me. If they could do it then so can I.

And my child will not know hunger because...

a country boy can survive.

I wish you all the best.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50020573


Can cook a loaf of bread, buns or a cake on a campfire?

No satire intended.
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Can cook a loaf of bread, buns or a cake on a campfire?

No satire intended.


I meant, can you.. Sorry.
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
Look in to "Sprouting" (the Vegetable Sprouts)
could help you to survive (for example when the Soil is Contaminated)
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
What a great post! And you are a bread maker, and your family is *all in together*, and your child will never go hungry. hf


Wishing you the very best OP! I hope you'll have a nice dog as well flower


:wantscuddles:
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
Smart move blabbing that on an Internet conspiracy forum. DOH!
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Yeah, you're right. Because you might come here all the way from Sweden and find my piddly garden out of thousands of farms and tens of thousands of gardens in this one of fifty states.
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You're naive and not tech savvy. Ever hear of Google Maps? Child's play, kid. And I'm not in Sweden. Wink.
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Can cook a loaf of bread, buns or a cake on a campfire?

No satire intended.


I meant, can you.. Sorry.


dutch oven.how did peope make bread before modern stoves?
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
Good job OP..
Best wishes to you and the fam...
If nothing happenstgen atleast your kids will learn how to support themselves...
Knowledge is always a winner!!
 Quoting: 4thhorseman


I hope to have my daughter enter an animal in the county fair next year. I figure of all the kids she could run with the FFA kids are pretty good. OF course my daughter is home schooled so she luckily isn't exposed much to the heathen trash.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50020573


This is truth. The FFA/AG students actually learn true life skills and responsibility.

They are much less likely to become tweakers and EBT recipients.
I've been married so long, I don't even look both ways when I cross the street.
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
Smart move blabbing that on an Internet conspiracy forum. DOH!
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Yeah, you're right. Because you might come here all the way from Sweden and find my piddly garden out of thousands of farms and tens of thousands of gardens in this one of fifty states.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50020573


You're naive and not tech savvy. Ever hear of Google Maps? Child's play, kid. And I'm not in Sweden. Wink.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56079531


oooh its james fucking bond or maybe some scary "spook".ex navy seal type.you would get fed to the hogs in AR.
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
Smart move blabbing that on an Internet conspiracy forum. DOH!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56079531


Yeah, you're right. Because you might come here all the way from Sweden and find my piddly garden out of thousands of farms and tens of thousands of gardens in this one of fifty states.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50020573


You're naive and not tech savvy. Ever hear of Google Maps? Child's play, kid. And I'm not in Sweden. Wink.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56079531


oooh its james fucking bond or maybe some scary "spook".ex navy seal type.you would get fed to the hogs in AR.
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Word to the wise: loose lips sink ships.
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Yeah, you're right. Because you might come here all the way from Sweden and find my piddly garden out of thousands of farms and tens of thousands of gardens in this one of fifty states.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50020573


You're naive and not tech savvy. Ever hear of Google Maps? Child's play, kid. And I'm not in Sweden. Wink.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56079531


oooh its james fucking bond or maybe some scary "spook".ex navy seal type.you would get fed to the hogs in AR.
 Quoting: faa-que


Word to the wise: loose lips sink ships.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56079531


What a jackass. tantrum
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
bought a place in northern Arkansas 5 years ago...We have brought the young adults back home as well. we shall see.
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
My family has 65 acres held in trust in semi-rural Arkansas. I have over a dozen family members who own land adjacent to this acreage. There are two houses, barns, wells, timber, and creek bottom for farming.

October first I'm moving the wife and kid out there. The extended family are all in agreement that now is the time to get ourselves into "defcon 1" mode. Economic doom is imminent. We've been watching it for years and are surprised it's made it this long. But the time is at hand.

I'm actually excited. I'm putting in a large garden; my first in 5 years. I'll bring in some minor livestock. A couple pigs or goats.

The family is all in together. One is specializing in chickens, of which he has a couple dozen. Another is doing rabbits. Of course everybody has a garden. My own specialization is bread. I've got 300 pounds of wheat (hope to double that by xmas) and a hand crank wheat mill. I'm well equipped and experienced in bread baking.

I look to grow dent corn and exchange some of it as corn meal or animal feed for sweet corn from my family members. I figure this'll eliminate cross pollination of the two corns. I'm contemplating milk goats for cheese and butter making. The pasture land has grown up bad so cows are out of the question. Great for goats though.

I figure I'm the spearhead that'll get the place ready for the extended family to come back home (those who don't live nearby or who lose their mortgages).

We collectively know almost all the neighbors and have for at least one generation. Most have gardens of their own. Some have livestock. I expect all own guns.

Doom looms and yet there is something comforting in getting back to simplicity. I do not fear what is coming. My grand parents grew up with no running water or electricity. Oil lamps, cotton pickin', and hog killin'. If it was good enough for them then it's good enough for me. If they could do it then so can I.

And my child will not know hunger because...

a country boy can survive.

I wish you all the best.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50020573


Can cook a loaf of bread, buns or a cake on a campfire?

No satire intended.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7759106


Not really, though pancakes are made with baking powder (like biscuits). Easy enough to do either.

I have studied old style stone/brick hearths. Not hard to build. It can be done with rocks and mud if need be. The hearth is heated with a fast hot burning wood to at least 600 degrees (takes experience with each individual hearth to get it just right. Then the coals are raked out quickly and the loaves put it. The bread then bakes off just the radiated heat from the brick/stone in what is called a falling oven because the temperature steadily falls during the bake.
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Re: Moving out to the family farm this Fall. Getting ready for doom.
OP what's coming is far worst than you can imagine, and a farm and land won't save you nor your family. We are in judgment and no one will escape it.





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