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FEDs going DOOR TO DOOR requesting Urine for Zika Test!!!

 
One Eyed Willy's Sister

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I noticed on tv that they had mapped out/specified a specific neighborhood and thought it was odd...

Wonder why that neighborhood and what they're REALLY doing...
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
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Confirmed.

Urine samples. Door to door in Florida.

You can't make this up.
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jesse ventura shit going down
fema camps coming soon
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07/30/2016 06:34 PM
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they can suck on my dick


Confirmed.

Urine samples. Door to door in Florida.

You can't make this up.
 Quoting: Luxen
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07/30/2016 06:39 PM
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they can suck on my dick


Confirmed.

Urine samples. Door to door in Florida.

You can't make this up.
 Quoting: Luxen

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71620399


Then they'll spit in a collection cup and have your DNA. Have fun!
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07/30/2016 07:11 PM
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wow your children will look like shit cruise
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This is one scary disease grouphug
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imminent abortion pope2
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What? You don't want to give your urine out to random tests?

C'mon, you un patriotic shit. It's for the good of the people!
 Quoting: Luxen


Keep some Mountain Dew on hand just in case
You can count on America to do the right thing after exhausting every other alternative."
Winston Churchill
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wow your children will look like shit cruise
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Jesus dude.
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07/30/2016 07:19 PM
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So zika is present in urine? Does it transmit via urine and does our current water treatment kill it? How long does it live out of the body? Why isn't this public knowledge?
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Well? I want to know WHAT are they looking for... A live virus? Something else entirely? DNA? for what? Aliens living among us?
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07/30/2016 07:19 PM
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ILLL GIVE YOU A SHIT TEST GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH BITCH
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07/30/2016 07:20 PM
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ILLL GIVE YOU A SHIT TEST GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH BITCH
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How cute, he still thinks he has freedom.
Anonymous Coward
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07/30/2016 07:22 PM
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Has a Military weaponized manmade virus gotten loose?
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Has a Military weaponized manmade virus gotten loose?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14312207


I blame climate change.
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So zika is present in urine? Does it transmit via urine and does our current water treatment kill it? How long does it live out of the body? Why isn't this public knowledge?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45287971


I was wondering the same thing. Almost no viruses live in urine, but do in blood. I think there is something else going on.

I found this though: [link to www.cidrap.umn.edu] Interesting as urine is virtually sterile unless you have a bacterial infection, but not viral.
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I found the smart one ^^^agent
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
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07/30/2016 07:35 PM
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Confirmed.

Urine samples. Door to door in Florida.

You can't make this up.
 Quoting: Luxen


Thats the benefit of having a govt run healthcare, ENJOY!!!
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No, it's the benefit of having a CDC, which is unrelated to government sponsored healthcare
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07/30/2016 07:37 PM
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Confirmed.

Urine samples. Door to door in Florida.

You can't make this up.
 Quoting: Luxen


The main symptom of Lead Deficiency Anemia is going door to door to peoples private homes, demanding urine.

Please help these poor souls get the lead that they so desperately need.
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07/30/2016 07:40 PM
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if you test positive for Zika they're going to throw you in the back of a deuce and a half
and haul you away to a secret holding area ?
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I'd fill a super soaker full of my urine and wait on the roof. When they come to the door I'd yell, "Here's your sample!". Then proceed to spray the shit out of them.
Joe in JT
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07/30/2016 07:45 PM
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We don't want any government agency going door to door demanding ANYTHING!

Remember when Obama first took office and his speech included "Green Shirts" who would go door to door inspecting your home for energy saving light bulbs and 1 gallon flush toilets? Then fine you if you "did not comply". Remember that!
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Last year, the city showed up because of a small pond (2 feet x 1 foot) in my front yard. He put silver fish in it and said he would be by every month to check on them, replace them if they die. This year, he has not showed up at all. This leads me to believe they are snooping around.
Had a dream long ago which showed me the future and it was not pretty. Been watching closely ever since.
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07/30/2016 07:48 PM
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Well? I want to know WHAT are they looking for... A live virus? Something else entirely? DNA? for what? Aliens living among us?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14312207


same with tsa scanners, not looking for terrorists.
Anonymous Coward
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07/30/2016 08:14 PM
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Well I was just outside taking a piss.

Anybody got a cup?
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07/30/2016 08:18 PM
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I have yet to see of or hear of anybody giving birth to a Zuma baby
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So zika is present in urine? Does it transmit via urine and does our current water treatment kill it? How long does it live out of the body? Why isn't this public knowledge?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45287971


I was wondering the same thing. Almost no viruses live in urine, but do in blood. I think there is something else going on.

I found this though: [link to www.cidrap.umn.edu] Interesting as urine is virtually sterile unless you have a bacterial infection, but not viral.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72447597


I found the smart one ^^^agent
 Quoting: silvervega


Are you going to turn me in? I noticed one other even mentioning what I said. I know this is a crazy conspiracy site, but virus' don't go through the kidney track and end up in our bladder. False flag coming? I don't know, but I'm a biologist and I know how viruses are transferred. I'd love to see an actual study on how a virus can be spread through urine. Someone might come up with a crazy study, but I assure, it's almost non existent.
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07/30/2016 08:24 PM
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Confirmed.

Urine samples. Door to door in Florida.

You can't make this up.
 Quoting: Luxen


Thats the benefit of having a govt run healthcare, ENJOY!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71567444


No, it's the benefit of having a CDC, which is unrelated to government sponsored healthcare
 Quoting: RandomS


I see you are from Canada... But let me explain something to you. The CDC is part of the government. They are very much involved with government sponsored healthcare. The government is allowed to sit back and pretend that they let the "experts" at the CDC make decisions... Meanwhile, the CDC takes their from the corrupt government. Too bad they are all KILLING our babies with unsafe vaccines. (Had to toss that in).
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07/30/2016 08:28 PM
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These rolled down my street as a kid

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We ran behind chasing them in the fog...Once the fog was so thick i ran into a car. Our parents did not think a thing about us breathing in all that pesticide. Allways wondered why i have that strange tick...HHHMMMMMM
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07/30/2016 08:30 PM
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"Hi, we're from the Government and we're here to help."
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07/30/2016 08:32 PM
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Can you buy liquor on sundays? I am moving there.
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Confirmed.

Urine samples. Door to door in Florida.

You can't make this up.
 Quoting: Luxen


Thats the benefit of having a govt run healthcare, ENJOY!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71567444


No, it's the benefit of having a CDC, which is unrelated to government sponsored healthcare
 Quoting: RandomS


I see you are from Canada... But let me explain something to you. The CDC is part of the government. They are very much involved with government sponsored healthcare. The government is allowed to sit back and pretend that they let the "experts" at the CDC make decisions... Meanwhile, the CDC takes their from the corrupt government. Too bad they are all KILLING our babies with unsafe vaccines. (Had to toss that in).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71387992


Sure, the CDC is a gov org, but my point is that it has nothing to do with Obamacare, it existed long before government healthcare and will exist despite what might happen with obamacare. The posters are trying to make this out to be some sinister plot by obama, which is just retarded





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