George Noory

This guest is wrong. Stalin is not popular today in Russia. They tore down all his statues, etc. And they’ve kept some of Lenin’s. But Stalin is not popular. Not from what I saw over there.

In his day, I’m sure he was popular since he led his country to victory in WW2 after almost being conquered by Germany.

George just asked his guest, “How do you feel about Russia pulling out of NATO?”

HAHAPHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

That has to be one of his best ever.


Ya, the good ol’ days when Russia was a member of NATO.


I CAN’T TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!

Listen to this bumper! Is this Sade? Welcome to 1980s lounge music, George. Wtf?!

George broadcasts in a dark studio, smoking a hookah. But for Christ’s sake don’t utter the word “hell” or “damn” on the air, or George will give you a stern talking to. Lol

George’s license plate says ASK4ASS.

Thomas in La Jolla sounds like a bloated beached whale. What’s with that voice (besides the copious amount of throat fat)?

Thomas sure loves to hear himself talk. Damn.

Mutually Assured Destruction — when the only two options for late night radio are George-hosted Coast to Coast and Hoagland-hosted The other Side of (the bed) Midnight.

GUEST: “Putin is poisoning Navalny.”

GEORGE: “That’s ashame. I hear it’s a beautiful river.”

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


GASP!


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

While playing for the Bengals Tommy changed his last name to OchoSTINKO

Good thing he didn't confuse him with Mendeleev

whitemountain

I wonder how you say it in Yiddish

Jorch's fav football team is The Pittsburgh STALINS


Jason Martel tonight

Charles Martel tonight live from Poitiers.

Tommy forgot the enema again & now Jorch’s wang is covered in ~shmita~

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Great modding!

When George entertains guests at his home, he has Tommy walk around with a tray of hors d'oeuvres, dressed in a French maid outfit.

The Joe Biden of talk radio. Heart if in the right place, but not the mind.

He is annoying, and he seems like a book promoter.

He won't touch most controversial topics, and his substitutes do the same.

I would rather listen to random crazies on open lines.

One guy called about alien abductions, saying he had done a lot of research, and connecting them to MK Ultra. The host said he was talking nonsense, which wasn't true, and he wasn't allowed to speak anymore. I thought the guy should have a full 4 hours.

The problem is the show promotes so many alien abduction books that claim the aliens are real and they have so many messages for us.

If a caller said they were mind control victims promoting an agenda, he would ruin all the promotions.

Noory is so mainstream, profit oriented, afraid to offend, and often it sounds like he's dialing it in, because he misses every opportunity to follow up a guest who hints at something interesting, and he asks questions the guest had already answered incidentally.

I shout the guests answers back at Noory before they can answer, but I know it won't wake him up.

I miss Art, who I started listening to in '94, or '93.

The guests take it well, but they're pretty uninteresting too.

If Noory asked me one of his dumb questions, I would say: "I just told you. Weren't you listening. Don't ask any more dumb questions, or you will make us both look like fools.

Also, his standard interview is to spend one mortal hour asking Psychics or remote viewers how they do it, and we get the repetition of every technical detail that 1000 guests have already given.

If I were a guest, and he asked me how I remote viewed, I would joke that it was a secret to bypass all that crap and get to talking about what I had seen.

He doesn't work at evoking scary stories or funny stories, etc. Just stories - not instruction manuals.

Art was a better entertainer.

Sounds like Ian Punnet (Anal Pungent).

Pun-Pun tonight. I’ll pass.

I pass gas in Punnet’s general direction.

Porky Pig guest-hosting tonight. No wonder I smelled bacon.

Where does George Noory stand on the toxic, clotshot Mark Of The Beast Covid-19 "Vaccine" ??


Let me guess....

George refuses to get vaxxed.