George Noory

Big Tahmm Dudeholster went to a Halloween party, mouth agape, in "brownface".... dressed as William Shatner's sphincter at take-off in Blue Origin.

Jorch went to the same party dressed as General Colon Power. The Lebanese Lummox led the charge but quickly went to ground. Tahmmeeee brought up the rear....

Hidden camera captures George performing at one of his live stage shows…

After years of kissing his ring, Jorch has only just discovered that Nick Pope is not *the* Pope....

He is annoying, and he seems like a book promoter.

He won't touch most controversial topics, and his substitutes do the same.

I would rather listen to random crazies on open lines.

One guy called about alien abductions, saying he had done a lot of research, and connecting them to MK Ultra. The host said he was talking nonsense, which wasn't true, and he wasn't allowed to speak anymore. I thought the guy should have a full 4 hours.

The problem is the show promotes so many alien abduction books that claim the aliens are real and they have so many messages for us.

If a caller said they were mind control victims promoting an agenda, he would ruin all the promotions.

Noory is so mainstream, profit oriented, afraid to offend, and often it sounds like he's dialing it in, because he misses every opportunity to follow up a guest who hints at something interesting, and he asks questions the guest had already answered incidentally.

I shout the guests answers back at Noory before they can answer, but I know it won't wake him up.

I miss Art, who I started listening to in '94, or '93.

A naked Jorch, legs wide and flaccid, has just won BEST DRIED ARRANGEMENT at the Pittsburgh Flower Show.

Big Tahhmeeee received an honourable mention for his Pinus rigida....

Jorch has added (a)rousing version of Wham's JERK ME OFF BEFORE YOU GO-GO to his live set.

He's also recorded some of the backing track playing the Pink Oboe, while Big Tahhmmee "Dorsey" Dungholster waves his baton from the bandstand....

Sounds like Ian Punnet (Anal Pungent).

George refuses to get vaxxed.

He’s just waiting for the suppository version to come out.

A naked Jorch, legs wide and flaccid, has just won BEST DRIED ARRANGEMENT at the Pittsburgh Flower Show.

Big Tahhmeeee received an honourable mention for his Pinus rigida....

He’s just waiting for the suppository version to come out.

He’s just waiting for the suppository version to come out.

Dr: But Jorch, it's just a little prick

Jorch: Thanks for noticing....

Omar hits the wildcard! He s phoning from the future. "I'm in the year 2083," he declares during an open-lines segment...the world has been overrun with ....the call drops... but soon Omar is back on the line thanks to Tommy gun’s “quick fingers” says Jorch....that’s Jorch listening with the same condescension and disrespectful tone and unzipped blue diamond gusset freebies he always wears, if anything, whether callers have Ph.D.s in Proctology or advanced degrees in absolutely nothing from made up “universities”. "
“So what's going on Omar?”....
Omar claims that in the future Jorch will become THE next Pillow magnate, overshadowing Mike Lindelle...
Jorch excitedly asked Omar for more info but the call was suddenly dropped ..AGAIN... Jorch sighed and blamed it on the “gremlins” AGAIN...
Jorch then pondered out loud to the audience with his fake friend inquiry voice “hmm I wonder what Omar could’ve meant by that Tommy? MyPillowBiter dot com...interesting”
*commercial break*

George Noory
...is worthless. As a former fan of C2CAM it hurts to say but i can't stand him anymore.. He doesnt even care about what he talks about its like he is just going through the motions for the paycheck. He also is a total pussy when it comes with taking ANY stand at all on a political issue that ia controversial while giving lip service to "conspiracies". George Knapp should take over...


i thought i was the only one, it was all thetrump years for me when he would have some deep state mouth piece running down trump every night for 5 minutes and anothr 1 minute of half ass rebuttle. you just know hes a stupid anti trumper sucking hillary and podestas dick because they said the word ufo mid way through theit life long crime spree against america. and lastly he cant remember one amazing thing from an interview he heard from the day before, zero retention rogan does this too but hes a stoner. /rant off

ps im a member and love coast all the way back to art bell.