George Noory

LOL @ Willits

There’s a reason neither of those fly commercially anymore.

Wilting tits Lol

And I like her. But that wordplay is just funny. Lol

George’s Lincoln Navigator smells like ass.

And George will be the first bicurious man to broadcast it.

When’s the next wet test for Fartemis?

George had a Himalayan rock salt light removed from his anus this morning after a raucous night at the local Buddhist temple got out of control.

Just a reminder Noorch promised to quit the show in 2012 .. that was 10 years ago.........

Pride Month on COAST 2 COAST?

Every month is Pride Month when George is hosting.

Indeed he did.

GEORGE: “I need Indeed.”

TOMMY: “Indeed you do.”

I’m listening to Hoagie. It sounded like someone in the background using an automatic lug wrench to remove a tire LOLOLOLOL!!! Is he broadcasting from a Jiffy Lube???

One of Hoagie’s regular “panelists” — Ron Gerbil…er, Gerbron.

From 1 to 10 on the Drama Queen scale, Hoagland rates a 15. Listen to that voice! Lol

Now he’s using Wild Western bumper music LOL!!!

He just said, “From the great American Southwest, my favorite place of all…The Land of Enchantment…New Mexico.”

George’s “land of enchantment” is Provincetown.

On Somewhere in Thyme earlier tonight, Art interviewed Kevin Randle from 1994. Damn…28 years ago. And Kevin is now George’s weekly UFO report guy. Jeez, Kev…Move on, will ya?!

C2C tonight sounds too hairy fairy. Not even gonna tune in.

“rotating ball or cylinder” Lol

Richard, come out of the closet already.

Richard’s webmaster “stepped away for a few minutes” to take a hefty shit.

Somebody’s alarm is going off in the background lolololoool This is good radio. And every couple minutes, a squeaky door or chair can be heard. Lol

Scott Wolter on w/ Tricky Dick in two weeks Lol

A sculpture of a badger and a Gila monster on Mars. And a capital “L” laying upside down. Lol

:finger hovering precariously over the OFF button; quivering:

Sandscript LOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOL

Even Hoagie is unlistenable.

George was walking his bichon frise down the pier one morning on his day off sipping on an ice cold bottle of "Milwaukee's Best".

He was wearing his favorite pink shirt when he was stopped by a lady jogger running past giving him the side eye.

"You know sir," said she, "90% of women do not like men wearing pink shirts."

George took a step forward, leaned into her personal space with breath smelling of black licorice tic-tacs and Milwaukee's Best and said;

"Honey, 90% of men wearing pink shirts do not like women."

Bichon frise LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOL!!!!

George’s wax likeness from Madame Tussaud’s has been hosting C2C since 2012.