George Noory

Over the weekend, George was arrested for “full disclosure” at 2AM at Griffith Park.

Overheard as George is being put into the back of the police car…

GEORGE: “Unhand me! I’m a UFO researcher. I demand the truth!”

POLICE OFFICER: “Sir, you were loitering around the swing sets without pants and were in possession of a penis pump and a can of Crisco.”

GEORGE: “Oh, that..”

George got his tubes tied. “Can never be too safe,” mutters George.

Ian Punnet is the fungus among us.

The second it made headlines that the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, George invested all his money in coat hangers and Bissell.

Can George’s contract with Premier Radio be aborted?

George “Tatanka” Noory.

“Me smoke-um veiny peace pipe. Me pay-um many wampum at magic hole in wall.”

Ghost rockets. Foo fighters. Flying saucers. UFOs. Magic dildos flying up George’s keister. “Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.”

Pubes Elizondo

George got his pubes tied.

NASA wants an auction house to stop selling “moon dust”. LOL!!!! Gee, I wonder why?

This is getting ridiculous. Just come out of the closet already, NASA, and admit you didn’t put Apollo astronauts on the moon.

George packs up his paintbrushes, easel, and palette of pastels and drives to Ghost Ranch in New Mexico to follow in the footsteps of Georgia O’Queef.

FIFY

I’m convinced that Coast To Coast AM is not live.

It is recorded mid mornings with canned callers and scripted guests.

Consider, George is pushing 80 years old (pushing turds too, but set that aside for the moment), and he needs his afternoon naps.

After the 4pm Early Bird Buffet Special, he’s bed bound by 7pm.

So he does a bogus show.

No one notices because nearly no one is listening.

I think you may be right. “Interesting take.” — George R. Noory

Dana "Shrunken Head " Bash

Hahahahaahhahahahahahaba!!!!

Dana “DAN-uh; don’t ever call me Day-nuh” Bash — biggest head on network news since Andrea Mitchell; made more pronounced by their waif-like bodies.

Logan’s Buns

Soiled Brown

Planet of the Gapes

Clothed Encounters of the Turd Find

Fire in the Hole starring Travis Walton

On Her Majesty’s Secret Sauce (Squirt! Squirt!)

Poonraker

For Your Taint Only

From Russia With Depleted Uranium

“Turn Art on, Deadman”

Oh no…Doc Wallet tonight.

Friday night — Palmistry. Lol George knows a lot about that already.

shushenhausen germany, he meant sachsenhausen !!!!???? strapp

Marble mouth strikes again!

George thinks Loup Garou was an old-time professional baseball player who later had a disease named after him.

Jorch thinks Moby Dick is a medical condition and Bangkok is a regular Saturday night....

Jorch is out, naked, in a Kansas cornfield leaving a crap circle....

Most people know Naked and Afraid as a reality tv show.

George knows it as a Saturday night when he forgets his safe word.

No wonder George ducks out early.

George was repeatedly seen in Griffith Park walking a dog with Kevin Spacey in the early hours of Saturday morning.