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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74428987 United States 02/01/2023 03:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch and Whitley have just been caught by LA police "in flagrante delicto" in a broom closet at the C2C studios. Quoting: 4th Mesa "It was a dramatic re-enactment of Whitley's alien penetration," protested Jorch, his brown lips glistening in the police officer's piercing torch beam. Whitley was immediately carried to a waiting ambulance and rushed to the nearest hospital in an attempt to have the smile wiped off his face surgically.... LMAO!!!! The damage to Whitley’s bum was done following the date rape drugging and raping of Whitley. George had already done Whitley twice, and now George wanted a snack so Tahmmy microwaved a couple plates of Totino Pizza Rolls. George was snacking when Tahmmy began rubbing his nipples with the hot Pizza Rolls and George gasped in lust. The Pizza Roll slammed into his throat. He jumped around like a frog and Tahmmy chased him, finally wrapping his arms around George and heimlicking him. The hot Pizza Roll flew across the room and landed on the unconscious Whitley's exposed naked anus. The burn was severe. Scared, George and Tahmmy dumped Whitley in the bushes behind his house. True story. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74646620 United States 02/01/2023 03:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TOMMY: Any plans for the weekend, George? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74646620 GEORGE: Big plans. With international implications. TOMMY: Do tell. GEORGE: I’m gonna start out Saturday night with a Dutch Oven to get in the mood. Followed by a Hot Carlos. Finishing with a Dirty Sanchez. Then a recovery meal at IHOP. All while juggling two Swedish meatballs in his mouth. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74646620 United States 02/01/2023 04:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George in the ER to have a golf ball removed from his anus… “Well doc, I was picking up golf balls on the driving range. I bent over to pick one up, and unbeknownst to me Greg Norman had just teed off down range. I don’t know what was more startling: the feeling of a Titleist line-driving up my rectum, or the sound it made when it popped in at Mach 1.” |
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