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That's it, I'm an American!

 
The Comedian :D

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Welcome to Merika! We kill more people by 05:00 than most nations do in a year! Merika!
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PS AC hunting license granted, no bag limit!

Go for the Aussies and Canadians. Easy meat for the dogs.

Last Edited by The Comedian :D on 02/22/2018 09:55 PM
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Help us survive.
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Typical dumb yank...Blindly following anything that makes them feel good.

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Typical dumb yank...Blindly following anything that makes them feel good.

cruise
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Hey look, a wop who can type!
Like a dog who can ride a bike!
Useless, but you got my attention!

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Typical dumb yank...Blindly following anything that makes them feel good.

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76101204


Hey look, a wop who can type!
Like a dog who can ride a bike!
Useless, but you got my attention!

1rof1
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


Oh looky, it is the biggest moran and retard on GLP responding to me...


cruise


5a

tard
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Took my oath of allegiance today in Grand Haven, MI. Registered to vote right there as well.

MAGA biatchez!

5a
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What do you do? What skills do you bring to America?
"Do the Shit out of what you Love"
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Thank you for respecting the rule of law and the sovereignty of the USA.
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Took my oath of allegiance today in Grand Haven, MI. Registered to vote right there as well.

MAGA biatchez!

5a
 Quoting: The Original Mind


What do you do? What skills do you bring to America?
 Quoting: ChrisVet


He is a good troll on GLP...


That is a good skill set to have.

He can run the lunatic asylum.
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Typical dumb yank...Blindly following anything that makes them feel good.

cruise
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Hey look, a wop who can type!
Like a dog who can ride a bike!
Useless, but you got my attention!

1rof1
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


Oh looky, it is the biggest moran and retard on GLP responding to me...


cruise


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tard
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would you prefer the smallest one to respond?
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Took my oath of allegiance today in Grand Haven, MI. Registered to vote right there as well.

MAGA biatchez!

5a
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When did you apply? Just curious.
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Typical dumb yank...Blindly following anything that makes them feel good.

cruise
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Hey look, a wop who can type!
Like a dog who can ride a bike!
Useless, but you got my attention!

1rof1
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


Oh looky, it is the biggest moran and retard on GLP responding to me...


cruise


5a

tard
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Oh look, no it's not, it's your god telling you it's time for you to die!

5a

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Oh thank fuck.

We finally got a real American to become an American!

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cheers

TOM is is good people.
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No, you are a fill in the blank - American. Deservung of some specual seperate class statsus that the Democrats can exploint to build their own wealth and power.

Americans no longer exist, just ask the MSM.
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Congrats, and thank you for going the legal route.
Some US citizens are more "American" than some Americans...
It's sad to see the ones using freedom to destroy freedom...
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Thanks everyone, and thanks for the pin! Feels good.
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Took my oath of allegiance today in Grand Haven, MI. Registered to vote right there as well.

MAGA biatchez!

5a
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What do you do? What skills do you bring to America?
 Quoting: ChrisVet


Post on GLP. Posting on GLP.
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Took my oath of allegiance today in Grand Haven, MI. Registered to vote right there as well.

MAGA biatchez!

5a
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What do you do? What skills do you bring to America?
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He is a good troll on GLP...


That is a good skill set to have.

He can run the lunatic asylum.
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Took my oath of allegiance today in Grand Haven, MI. Registered to vote right there as well.

MAGA biatchez!

5a
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What do you do? What skills do you bring to America?
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Post on GLP. Posting on GLP.
 Quoting: The Original Mind


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Took my oath of allegiance today in Grand Haven, MI. Registered to vote right there as well.

MAGA biatchez!

5a
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When did you apply? Just curious.
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Fall 2016. Biometrics were done Feb 2017; interview in January 2018; oath today. Almost 18 months exactly.

I've been in the states on a green card since 2008.
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No, you are a fill in the blank - American. Deservung of some specual seperate class statsus that the Democrats can exploint to build their own wealth and power.

Americans no longer exist, just ask the MSM.
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Nope. I'm an American. I'll never call myself a Scottish-American.
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You done went and did it now! Congrats and all the best to you.
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That's fantastic OP!

Welcome aboard!!! You gotta be feelin' good huh?
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Congratulations!!!!

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No, you are a fill in the blank - American. Deservung of some specual seperate class statsus that the Democrats can exploint to build their own wealth and power.

Americans no longer exist, just ask the MSM.
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Nope. I'm an American. I'll never call myself a Scottish-American.
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Congrats.

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Congrats, OP!

MAGA!
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So very awesome.....hf
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Congratulations! Welcome aboard!
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Drinking Thread!!!!!!
A word of caution to neophyte Martini drinkers: When taken to excess, this perfectly civilized drink can lead directly to uncivilized behavior.
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Drinking Thread!!!!!!
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