Whoops, you dropped something: Man’s rectum falls out.

There's no way I am clicking that, not today

No. This is all about anal sex. There were pictures once accidently released showing prolapsed anuses as a cool thing.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO FOR A WALK!

known for years that lack of walking causes hemmerroids

He splurged on some pot.

Yep, it's fairly common for gay men and women who do anal to get later in life (usually age 45+).

Just Google the term anal prolapse, then hit the images tab.

there are several talented ladies online who can do this at will

Probably happens a lot in San Francrisco.

It did say in the article he has had his condition since he was 4, so yeah.

Prolapse their rectum or create a gif?

Just curious…

I thought he meant the former.
If we see that we will all need an Eyeball Replacement.

There are women on the Internet who specialise in this - for their own pleasure as well as the viewer. After they just tuck it back in. It's very weird.

in other news.

man reading story about some dude having his rectum hanging from his ass while on the toilet playing video games , shoots himself dead.

Every now and then, I’ll have diarrhea or something where it all comes out so fast and my butthole can’t take it and then has like little lesions that sting and bleed a little.

And then if I spread too much while sitting down for a long time, the tears or just my hole hurts.

Moral of the story, try to slow things down, don’t spread, and don’t sit on the potty too long

Sounds like poop stool knee bender advertising

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Anti-matter mines deployed and armed.
Wipe the planet clean Mr. Spock.
This infection cannot be allowed to spread.

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Happens often in prison

sounds like he got his cherry wrangled

They later found out it was the Mexican street tacos..

either that or he's sharin' turds

AKA Mexican hookers

Speaking from experience? Does your bf do that to you?

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the last post I read on GLP.
Good night everyone! Tip your waitress, and don't try to pass off homo behavior as reading your phone on the potty for too long.

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