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Whoops, you dropped something: Man’s rectum falls out after sitting on the toilet too long, playing games on his mobile phone.

(Natural News) A man who lived in Zhongshan, Guangdong Province in southeast China was rushed to the hospital around midnight of Sunday, February 4 after he saw a mysterious ball-sized lump dangling from outside his anus.

The Chinese man sought medical attention after “a big lump slipped out of his anus.” After examining him, the doctors said the man’s rectum became disattached from his body, according to the Daily Mail.

The doctors were of the opinion that the man had spent too much time playing on his phone while he was on the toilet, thus succumbing to a condition called rectal prolapse, which is described as the last part of one’s intestines losing its attachment to the body and becoming visible from outside the body.

The last part of one’s large intestine essentially turns itself inside out, thus being able to slip out of the anus, according to the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons (ACRS).


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The doctors were of the opinion that the man had spent too much time playing on his phone while he was on the toilet, thus succumbing to a condition called rectal prolapse.

Rectal prolapse is caused by being fucked in the ass to much.

Not by being on the phone on the toilet.
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Well that sucks. I suppose I need to find somewhere else to play Tetris.
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pennywise

I suspect there is a lot more to this story that we aren't being told!

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The doctors were of the opinion that the man had spent too much time playing on his phone while he was on the toilet, thus succumbing to a condition called rectal prolapse.

Rectal prolapse is caused by being fucked in the ass to much.

Not by being on the phone on the toilet.
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So I can go back to throne-mounted marathon Tetris?
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The doctors were of the opinion that the man had spent too much time playing on his phone while he was on the toilet, thus succumbing to a condition called rectal prolapse.

Rectal prolapse is caused by being fucked in the ass to much.

Not by being on the phone on the toilet.
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So I can go back to throne-mounted marathon Tetris?
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I suspect there is a lot more to this story that we aren't being told!

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Crisco causes prolapse? LOL
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The doctors were of the opinion that the man had spent too much time playing on his phone while he was on the toilet, thus succumbing to a condition called rectal prolapse.

Rectal prolapse is caused by being fucked in the ass to much.

Not by being on the phone on the toilet.
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If u straincan happen too
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Whoops, you dropped something: Man’s rectum falls out after sitting on the toilet too long, playing games on his mobile phone.

(Natural News) A man who lived in Zhongshan, Guangdong Province in southeast China was rushed to the hospital around midnight of Sunday, February 4 after he saw a mysterious ball-sized lump dangling from outside his anus.

The Chinese man sought medical attention after “a big lump slipped out of his anus.” After examining him, the doctors said the man’s rectum became disattached from his body, according to the Daily Mail.

The doctors were of the opinion that the man had spent too much time playing on his phone while he was on the toilet, thus succumbing to a condition called rectal prolapse, which is described as the last part of one’s intestines losing its attachment to the body and becoming visible from outside the body.

The last part of one’s large intestine essentially turns itself inside out, thus being able to slip out of the anus, according to the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons (ACRS).


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pennywise

I suspect there is a lot more to this story that we aren't being told!

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Crisco causes prolapse? LOL
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Probably, when it's used as gay, ass-fucking lube!

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SHOULD GET A SECOND OPINION...AND GO SIT IN A WAITING ROOM
FOR 3 TO 4 HOURS...
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The doctors were of the opinion that the man had spent too much time playing on his phone while he was on the toilet, thus succumbing to a condition called rectal prolapse.

Rectal prolapse is caused by being fucked in the ass to much.

Not by being on the phone on the toilet.
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If u straincan happen too
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If you strain that hard to make your asshole fall out. You have issues....
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happens all the time
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That story makes me have to take a shit...but now I'm affraid to!
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Thats how my Grandma died in the 1980's.
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Rectal prolapse from too much anal sex.
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My feet go numb long before my ass falls out.

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Dude lost his ass.
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SHOULD GET A SECOND OPINION...AND GO SIT IN A WAITING ROOM
FOR 3 TO 4 HOURS...
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"he saw a mysterious ball-sized lump dangling from outside his anus"


Apparently the butt fucker is double jointed.
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My feet go numb long before my ass falls out.

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Don’t squeeze your ankles so hard
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lmaolollmaolollmao
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My feet go numb long before my ass falls out.

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Thats how my Grandma died in the 1980's.
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It is traumatic just learning about that.
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"he saw a mysterious ball-sized lump dangling from outside his anus"


Apparently the butt fucker is double jointed.
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lmao
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that's worse than toilet paper sticking to your shoe.
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Happened to my husband and with it a horrible kidney infection where he was pissing pus.
He had been fire grade sheet rocking the ceiling for a huge commercial building.
They told him that it did come from strain and over exertion, he caught the Australian flu during it as well.

Took thousands of dollars in antibiotics and a hospital stay with surgery.
He has double scoliosis and one part of the surgery was over determining if what the doctor was seeing was his spine protruding from the side of his neck, or not, of course it was.
The radiologist told he it was.
The rest was bowel related and some removal, he has a bowel condition and has for a long time.
He is a lot better today than back then, mainly changing his diet and not taking something more than he can bear the weight of for long extended time allotments.
He is not super man.
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Happened to my husband and with it a horrible kidney infection where he was pissing pus.
He had been fire grade sheet rocking the ceiling for a huge commercial building.
They told him that it did come from strain and over exertion, he caught the Australian flu during it as well.

Took thousands of dollars in antibiotics and a hospital stay with surgery.
He has double scoliosis and one part of the surgery was over determining if what the doctor was seeing was his spine protruding from the side of his neck, or not, of course it was.
The radiologist told he it was.
The rest was bowel related and some removal, he has a bowel condition and has for a long time.
He is a lot better today than back then, mainly changing his diet and not taking something more than he can bear the weight of for long extended time allotments.
He is not super man.
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I suspect there is a lot more to this story that we aren't being told!

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