China has captured EAT -- this is not a drill | |
Copperegla
(OP) User ID: 1229765 United States 05/09/2018 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EAT, please let us know if you are safe. Are they feeding you? Matthew 7:2 & 7:12 are a prophecy specific to you, "By the judgment that you judge, you will be judged. And by the measure that you measure, you will be measured.... Whatever you want a person to do to you, do also to them, for this is the law and the prophets." |
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2012Portal
2012Portal - Mayan Beyond 2012 User ID: 15022013 Netherlands 05/09/2018 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is EAT even still around? Have not seen his threads in ages! Or maybe, the Chinese system *is* EAT! From the love of power to the power of Love - My camera and video gear: [link to graphicstart.com] --- --- --- "Jesus Christ, the Son of God our Savior" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69831841 United States 05/09/2018 10:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | China builds system that can predict earthquakes 'three weeks in advance' [link to www.telegraph.co.uk (secure)] Quoting: Copperegla That's sounds great, is it for sale on eBay? If so how much for Express EMS Shipping to US? |
Copperegla
(OP) User ID: 1229765 United States 05/09/2018 12:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's because he has been captured and pumped thoroughly for his knowledge. Uncle intel reports that EAT broke free of his Chinese finger trap and is currently tunneling a brave escape directly through the Ring of Fire. A1 News believes this new development will enhance the accuracy of EAT's earthquake projections by 2018% Matthew 7:2 & 7:12 are a prophecy specific to you, "By the judgment that you judge, you will be judged. And by the measure that you measure, you will be measured.... Whatever you want a person to do to you, do also to them, for this is the law and the prophets." |
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Elegant Walnut
User ID: 76366240 Canada 05/09/2018 12:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's because he has been captured and pumped thoroughly for his knowledge. Uncle intel reports that EAT broke free of his Chinese finger trap and is currently tunneling a brave escape directly through the Ring of Fire. A1 News believes this new development will enhance the accuracy of EAT's earthquake projections by 2018% LOL. |
DMJ
User ID: 76005527 United States 05/09/2018 01:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's because he has been captured and pumped thoroughly for his knowledge. Uncle intel reports that EAT broke free of his Chinese finger trap and is currently tunneling a brave escape directly through the Ring of Fire. A1 News believes this new development will enhance the accuracy of EAT's earthquake projections by 2018% LOL. Maybe the good folks in Hawaii should go check that hill that's on fire, EAT may pop up there someplace. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76522571 Netherlands 05/09/2018 01:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "The real-time audio-failing generated from sensors will help the public forecast earthquakes of magnitudes above 5.0 as easily as face-touching a meteorological cloud image," the Global Times said, citing scientists. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76112464 wow they really have him.... Yours must have been from venus or something else |
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Copperegla
(OP) User ID: 1229765 United States 05/09/2018 01:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm doing ok. I did some king-fu moves and escaped Chinese captivity. They wanted to know how to interpret my earthquake data but I did not say anything. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73469899 -EAT This is very encouraging news, EAT, especially that you still have internet access for GLP. Have you plugged your computer into one of the undersea cables? We all knew you wouldn't say anything to the Chinese, because your loyalty is obviously keeping the world safe. Gosh, even if you did talk, they would still need to have a Nibiru-decoder to understand your raw earthquake data. So fortunately there is still time, but of course you would know how much time. Matthew 7:2 & 7:12 are a prophecy specific to you, "By the judgment that you judge, you will be judged. And by the measure that you measure, you will be measured.... Whatever you want a person to do to you, do also to them, for this is the law and the prophets." |
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Elegant Walnut
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73754576 United States 05/09/2018 06:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's because he has been captured and pumped thoroughly for his knowledge. Uncle intel reports that EAT broke free of his Chinese finger trap and is currently tunneling a brave escape directly through the Ring of Fire. A1 News believes this new development will enhance the accuracy of EAT's earthquake projections by 2018% Last seen passing the Big Island of Hawaii....... |
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Copperegla
(OP) User ID: 1229765 United States 05/10/2018 12:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Boy, are they ever in for a surprise if they go to harvest his brain. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75442443 Sadly, according to reporter Beren S. Mandela, new leaks are showing the Chinese government probed EAT and extracted some of his most precious secrets: - if three 6s appear on a seismograph, then a major EQ will strike before the next holiday in Israel - Robert Zemeckis is one of only four Americans who can trigger HAARP remotely from his wrist watch - ocean buoys are often unreliable or holograms, but when you track the flight of seagulls around them you can still get accurate ocean height readings. Matthew 7:2 & 7:12 are a prophecy specific to you, "By the judgment that you judge, you will be judged. And by the measure that you measure, you will be measured.... Whatever you want a person to do to you, do also to them, for this is the law and the prophets." |
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Copperegla
(OP) User ID: 1229765 United States 05/11/2018 10:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BREAKING NEWS today from HRYK Special Reports: minutes before escaping Chinese captivity, our dear and loyal friend EAT managed to lodge his own homespun virus deep within the foreign mind probing computers that were slowly extracting his valuable methodologies. M. Freeman, a trusted HRYK analyst in America, has confirmed the virus is already mimicking EAT's predictions in ways undetectable to most humans. Indeed, Freeman confirmed that only 3% of those polled on GLP (incidentally also the percentage of those claiming to be the aNomAly) could decipher which of the following predictions came from EAT versus the virus mimicking him: (1) Dudesz, this as being confirmed: 9 days after Hawaii erupts, Cali will hang 10.0 (2) Tsunami ALERT imminent for Pacific Cascadia - 72 hour countdown begans at Royal weeding Matthew 7:2 & 7:12 are a prophecy specific to you, "By the judgment that you judge, you will be judged. And by the measure that you measure, you will be measured.... Whatever you want a person to do to you, do also to them, for this is the law and the prophets." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73813972 United States 05/11/2018 10:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BREAKING NEWS today from HRYK Special Reports: minutes before escaping Chinese captivity, our dear and loyal friend EAT managed to lodge his own homespun virus deep within the foreign mind probing computers that were slowly extracting his valuable methodologies. Quoting: Copperegla M. Freeman, a trusted HRYK analyst in America, has confirmed the virus is already mimicking EAT's predictions in ways undetectable to most humans. Indeed, Freeman confirmed that only 3% of those polled on GLP (incidentally also the percentage of those claiming to be the aNomAly) could decipher which of the following predictions came from EAT versus the virus mimicking him: (1) Dudesz, this as being confirmed: 9 days after Hawaii erupts, Cali will hang 10.0 (2) Tsunami ALERT imminent for Pacific Cascadia - 72 hour countdown begans at Royal weeding (2) sounds more like EAT but... Royal weeding? |
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Layers of Reality
User ID: 75758325 United States 05/11/2018 10:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | China builds system that can predict earthquakes 'three weeks in advance' [link to www.telegraph.co.uk (secure)] Quoting: Copperegla suspicious observer taught them everything they know :P |
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Copperegla
(OP) User ID: 1229765 United States 05/11/2018 11:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BREAKING NEWS today from HRYK Special Reports: minutes before escaping Chinese captivity, our dear and loyal friend EAT managed to lodge his own homespun virus deep within the foreign mind probing computers that were slowly extracting his valuable methodologies. Quoting: Copperegla M. Freeman, a trusted HRYK analyst in America, has confirmed the virus is already mimicking EAT's predictions in ways undetectable to most humans. Indeed, Freeman confirmed that only 3% of those polled on GLP (incidentally also the percentage of those claiming to be the aNomAly) could decipher which of the following predictions came from EAT versus the virus mimicking him: (1) Dudesz, this as being confirmed: 9 days after Hawaii erupts, Cali will hang 10.0 (2) Tsunami ALERT imminent for Pacific Cascadia - 72 hour countdown begans at Royal weeding (2) sounds more like EAT but... Royal weeding? Here, take a cookie... o ... I promise by the time you're done eating it, you'll feel right as rain. You're wright too, it does say Royal weeding. The depth of such words are perhaps matched only by the depth of the EQs that EAT consistently protects us from. Matthew 7:2 & 7:12 are a prophecy specific to you, "By the judgment that you judge, you will be judged. And by the measure that you measure, you will be measured.... Whatever you want a person to do to you, do also to them, for this is the law and the prophets." |
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