A mystic questions on bitch tits /////

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I tried to suck my own nipples,but it's like trying to bite your own ears. Maybe one day I will get to engage in my vampire succubus nature of sucking on a fine female lady bitches nipples. A man can hope,but until then I will try to speak kindly of such nipples of love.

Call 1-800-656-4673 and ask them this question.

Why is this funny? Swear, I can’t stop laughing...

well that may be funny until it happens to you ....

the worst part that came to my attention is some females are
growing dicks from their clits !

juts imagine a normal female growing a ten inch penis ..

she is going to need a lot of beaber duck tape to keep the
thing under control ....

just lmagine her dancing tight then getting an erection...

then shongggg! the thing gets loose and hits the dancer companion balls !

and everytime she goes to pee her shlong head hits the water as she sits on the toilet ..

OK any females here with a clit-dick problem ?

got divorced because the thing got in the way !

mystic females

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Bitch tits suck! Especially when doing preacher curls on the preacher bench! Yikes!

Are you talking into a mirror. Sure sounds like you desire something you've dreamed up.
Definitely one of the most depraved posters on glp. I guess you've gotten rid of everyone whose ever told you how utterly insane you are? Can't imagine you've probably seen your own penis past your gut since your dick was actually as big as a clit. Pig

Your clit got in the way?

This is why Puerto Rico is not really part of the US

And should be exhibit 1 in any hearings on the subject in the future.

Never heard of it, and I've been around.
Try Taoist sex during the full moon.
It will make your meridians glow.
Cool stuff.
Immortality is over rated