Woman banned from Walmart for drinking wine from empty Pringles can while driving electric scooter

PARTY PEOPLE

Let's guess her weight. Three, maybe four hundred fifty pounds.

Classy!

Classy.

Whoa!

We just thought the same thing.

So she shoplifts a can of Pringles. Stuffs them in her fat face.

Then shoplifts a bottle of wine, and pours it into the Pringles can to wash down her parched throat from eating Pringles?

?

I always wondered what it took to get banned from Wal-Mart...

Trump should throw her a hamberder party

Who hasn't done this?

I call BS. No Walmart electric scooter is going to hold a charge for more than about 45 min.

9 A.M.....

9 A.M.....

She's a ghetto goddess. You can't even write shit like this.

This woman is a hero.

No guessing.

Let's have a video.

You're just not allowed to have fun any more in the West, eh? She could've gotten away with it if she just goofed off for an hour, but several hours? What was she expecting? i guess she figured she'd have fun till the police showed up lol.

Can we get a pic of her?

Last Edited by Corosive on 01/18/2019 11:54 PM

yeah drinking and scootering is bad news

Based on the headline I assumed this happened in Florida. What a surprise.

Please be single

that's quite the white trash flask she's got going there.

I clicked the link hoping to see a video.

Huge Disappointment!

Someone needs to leak the surveillance footage...

Group drinks wine from Pringles cans in Walmart parking lot in honor of woman banned for doing so


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This thread was good for some laughs for sure, from beginning to end. Is it harder to go to sleep when you laugh really hard right before bed? I'll find out :-) Maybe it helps!

You can be charged with a DWI type ticket on any motorized vehicle. That's what a cop told me at least.

Who hasnt been there!?

At the very least, I am guessing.

when they outlaw drinking wine from empty Pringles cans while driving electric scooters at Walmart,

only outlaws will drink wine from empty Pringles cans while driving electric scooters at Walmart


That is fucking badass, I will never be able to top that. I am happy for her, I mean, what an achievement.

I'm kind of sad for myself though, because everybody has already done all of the really good stunts.

I guess you could drink bourbon out of an ammo can while being pulled along with 10 feet of garden twine behind one of those shopping cart train tenders on a gigantic plush toy bear.... it'd slide on the floor pretty good.

Last Edited by ol' scratch on 01/19/2019 04:42 AM