Horny mites mate on your face each night while you sleep | |
eekers
(OP) Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 76293992 United States 06/21/2019 10:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Last Edited by eekers on 06/21/2019 10:22 AM "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77742303 United States 06/21/2019 10:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I imagine a lot of those mites get crushed as I toss and turn all night and grind the pillow into my face. I just wish there was more macro sex, or even a female sharing the bed. Perhaps I should take more showers - although I do at least one a week, or if I go to town. |
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eekers
(OP) Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 76293992 United States 06/21/2019 10:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | nowadays guys are so into facials, this is sooo next level, huh? actual orgies on the face!! most impressive Last Edited by eekers on 06/21/2019 10:58 AM "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
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Forum Moderator User ID: 73702992 United States 06/21/2019 11:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | as if shit wasn't disturbing enough these days, Quoting: eekers did you know orgies were taking place on your face each night as you sleep? [link to boingboing.net (secure)] “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.” William W. Purkey |
eekers
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28 yo virgin User ID: 76766237 United States 06/21/2019 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | as if shit wasn't disturbing enough these days, Quoting: eekers did you know orgies were taking place on your face each night as you sleep? [link to boingboing.net (secure)] That's fucking HOT |
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AltSwede
User ID: 77620610 Sweden 06/21/2019 11:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | as if shit wasn't disturbing enough these days, Quoting: eekers did you know orgies were taking place on your face each night as you sleep? [link to boingboing.net (secure)] The OP just called everybody including the OP: FUCKFACE AltSwede |
AltSwede
User ID: 77620610 Sweden 06/21/2019 11:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I imagine a lot of those mites get crushed as I toss and turn all night and grind the pillow into my face. I just wish there was more macro sex, or even a female sharing the bed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77742303 Perhaps I should take more showers - although I do at least one a week, or if I go to town. They have a dangerous sex life. You could say you gave them FaceCrushAids... AltSwede |
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eekers
(OP) Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 76293992 United States 06/21/2019 11:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Horny pinworms mating in your anus are so much more disturbing Quoting: jinntintin One third of us carry pin-worms asymptotically hahaha oh man "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
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eekers
(OP) Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 76293992 United States 06/21/2019 11:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Horny pinworms mating in your anus are so much more disturbing Quoting: jinntintin One third of us carry pin-worms asymptotically Is that why my ass itches in the morning? most likely! "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
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