ARTICLE: When Your Doctor Asks If You Own a Gun, Say This…

Couldn't agree more. It's none of my doctor's business if I have guns.

No shit

Guns , never heard of the word.

They asked my son when I left the room...

He told his doctor to fuck off.

Atta boy.

Sneaky bastards, huh?

Why, I wonder, if it's such an innocent question, would they want to ask when the guardian has left the room?

Lost them along with all my gold in an unforutnate boating accident.

My doctor said they assume everyone does or lies about it. So if you say no, basically you are a liar.

It's always a good time to ask them if they've ever been accused of malpractice... or sexual abuse. Then let them know that you're uncomfortable with the way they've touched you...

:winner1:

One look at any GLPer and you know they own gun.

I've never been asked, I suspect I never will be. I have a fairly "stern" demeanor that doesn't invite that sort of thing, thank God.

My kid's pediatrician asked me about five years ago. That was our last visit to that doctor.

That's when they ask the four year olds if they want to grow up to be a girlie a boy (!)

When they ask if there are any "scary" guns in the house

If mommy or daddy drinks or does drugs

If the kid WANTS their vaccines and flu shots to be healthy and mean old parents won't let them get shots

If they get approved dinners or just pop-tarts -

Any reason whatsoever to Interfere with the child-parent relationship

They have turned Doctor's into the state police mind control agents

They tell the kids they can live with a better family if mommy or daddy doesn't like their wishes - or their clothes - or let them get tatoos - or whatever the kid wants

The question on guns is part of the OBAMACArE LAW

They MUsT ask and write in something

It's ironic that doctors kill more people(over 100,000 per year) than all gun related deaths combined(in the USA)!!!

Just say "Nope".

Anything else will be construed as "Most likely".

Guns?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWY.

Guns don't go with my unicorn collection and my Bernie stickers.

Who needs guns? Doctor, thats what the police are for.

/sarcasm

Doctors have no right or legitimate concern to ask such a question.

Can I ask the doctor if he still beats his wife?

What is it with guns and boats? Our oceans and lakes must be veritable armories by now.

Yeah,

I have been troubled by this one,

havent been asked yet (thought I did get “Do you feel safe at home?” to which i snort-laughed)

I was thinking i would challenge him why he needed to know, but i think everybody here seems to agree,

Anything but “No” is an invite for trouble.

And I have never had a problem lying, ask my ex.

And there is that.

Find a better doctor.

I have been answering the Race Question with ...
"Sometimes"
and the sex question with..."When ever possible" WEP

i might say..."nope my loaded gun is in my pants... "..ya just saw it.

Indeed

If they asked him whether YOU had guns when you left the room,
boy, I would be pissed.

Either way, well done young fella.

No Western Kentucky physician worth his salt would ever ask that question. I would suggest you roll your eyes as if the physician is a fool.

If a doctor asks me that, I'll drop my pants and show him the long colt



Last Edited by BOOM!™ on 08/07/2019 06:54 PM

Yes...When was the last time you beat your wife?

J/k I don't go to Doctors unless a bone has broke skin.

Some of the worst people in the Nazi Party were Doctors who did all kinds of harm to people and carried out a genocidal agenda. Some people think they are God when they become a doctor and they are extremely arrogant and think they know it all. Under tyranny the medical profession is always weaponized against the general population and most doctors will do the bidding of authoritarians whether they be Commies or Nazis and commit the their political opposition to mental institutions.

In person I look like a pussy so I have never been asked.

my dentist can hit a bullseye with a pistol at 50 yrds..impressive.