I got ass-bergers. How can I use my incredible brain to learn social customs of humans? | |
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Truth Ranger
User ID: 75035479 United Kingdom 08/20/2019 06:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You obviously have to hold a conversation of types while doing this, and if it is someone you don't care to interact with - I wouldn't bother acknowledging them in the first place. Humans are various and weird creatures, but what they don't say with the voice, they say with the body. ------------------------------------- Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin away. ------------------------------------- You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant. |
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deltaforce
User ID: 77928266 United Kingdom 08/20/2019 06:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You don’t basically. Most human norms in this age I find repulsive, rude, crass and lack vision I score the highest score for Asperger’s syndrome testing. I don’t see it as a disability nor a mental health issue, I see normal society instead, is mentally disturbed, Deranged and mentally disabled instead. I see it as a gift, 3 tests on IQ since a kid. Highest IQ was 144 at 11 years old, most recent IQ test score is 138 ( disappointing as I thought I’d score higher) Yet we stand idle - We shall never surrender! |
Pilgrim001
User ID: 77021014 United States 08/20/2019 06:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can't help you on this. Humans are too complicated for me to understand. I think you're supposed to look them in the eye and have a firm handshake. I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you. Slake Blake |
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Pilgrim001
User ID: 77021014 United States 08/20/2019 06:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You don’t basically. Quoting: deltaforce Most human norms in this age I find repulsive, rude, crass and lack vision I score the highest score for Asperger’s syndrome testing. I don’t see it as a disability nor a mental health issue, I see normal society instead, is mentally disturbed, Deranged and mentally disabled instead. I see it as a gift, 3 tests on IQ since a kid. Highest IQ was 144 at 11 years old, most recent IQ test score is 138 ( disappointing as I thought I’d score higher) When your IQ is 140, it's hard to identify with someone sporting 100 IQ. And 100 is "normal". I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you. Slake Blake |
jj johns
J to the 3rd User ID: 77893365 Switzerland 08/20/2019 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | must be difficult op. i don't know what it's like to suffer from this, but i'm a bit introverted myself, so i can imagine. maybe you can somehow turn this into a positive and unique trait? good luck . . No clotshot, NEVER! . Mad as hell! . |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77134059 United States 08/20/2019 07:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mine ranges from 138 to higher as well Its not always a condition of suffering. Sometimes you can really.get immersed I to your own vibe. But that's the thing. I can't even come in physical contact with a cotton ball or I will puke. I feel similarly towards some people. Others I'd really like to break the walls down and have a conversation once in awhile. |
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Truth Ranger
User ID: 75035479 United Kingdom 08/20/2019 07:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Because he is a troll. Stupid is stupid I guess. He couldn't learn how to study a humans traits if he put the rest of his life into it. He should go eat a hot pocket and check his blood sugar levels... ------------------------------------- Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin away. ------------------------------------- You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77134059 United States 08/20/2019 07:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Because he is a troll. Stupid is stupid I guess. He couldn't learn how to study a humans traits if he put the rest of his life into it. He should go eat a hot pocket and check his blood sugar levels... Hot pockets are probably almost as toxic as you are home slice. Wouldn't reccomend either. |
MKPitBull
User ID: 76133003 United States 08/20/2019 07:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Open a burger joint , make the buns in shape of different asses. Call it Ass Burgers . Work hard for 10 years then sell it and retire. Retain rights to AssBurger merchandise. Laugh at all the dipshits that made fun of you. "Be like water my friend”- Bruce Lee |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77134059 United States 08/20/2019 07:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's not actually that I'm being harassed I just sense a huge divide [and yes everyone feels this at times] but it gets to the point of Truman show and eventually I scrap the project and wait till circumstances provide a redux and make new friends all over again. |
Truth Ranger
User ID: 75035479 United Kingdom 08/20/2019 07:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Because he is a troll. Stupid is stupid I guess. He couldn't learn how to study a humans traits if he put the rest of his life into it. He should go eat a hot pocket and check his blood sugar levels... Hot pockets are probably almost as toxic as you are home slice. Wouldn't reccomend either. But yet you can't stop indulging in either... ------------------------------------- Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin away. ------------------------------------- You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77134059 United States 08/20/2019 07:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A belief I hold firmly is that the truth will always lay somewhere in the middle of your perspective. And in fact we are all incredibly average because we are all kinda nuts. So I appreciate the input and dont mean to alienate anyone who isn't actively trolling. |
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sandman1
User ID: 77035745 United States 08/20/2019 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You don’t basically. Quoting: deltaforce Most human norms in this age I find repulsive, rude, crass and lack vision I score the highest score for Asperger’s syndrome testing. I don’t see it as a disability nor a mental health issue, I see normal society instead, is mentally disturbed, Deranged and mentally disabled instead. I see it as a gift, 3 tests on IQ since a kid. Highest IQ was 144 at 11 years old, most recent IQ test score is 138 ( disappointing as I thought I’d score higher) When your IQ is 140, it's hard to identify with someone sporting 100 IQ. And 100 is "normal". Stay away from areas inhabited by people with a IQ less than 75! Is that racist? don't know! Last Edited by sandman1 on 08/20/2019 07:24 PM sandman |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77568399 United States 08/20/2019 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Trust me, if you start a thread titled this way, you accept all shilling and punitive retribution for sharing such personal and discreet information. Quoting: Plato2theGrave So with that I ask. Is there a way to "learn" the social customs so I dont stand out as much? If it's something concrete and non-contraditory I'm okay. Even with some conflicting data I can usually rationalize a solid placeholder which can serve as a template to build off in the future. Does anyone else have this problem? It's a case that I can't stay silent as that's interpreted negatively. Then when I do choose to communicate it seems I'm always misinterpreted. Or just "too extra". Or is everyone else an organic portal thinking in 2D? That's not a fair assumption as I'd be incredibly biased having only one mind to compare with. Help! Just watch others conversing and memorize their lines and their situation, Most conversations are small talk and majority of them are all similiar so know one would know youre using a different part of your brain |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77134059 United States 08/20/2019 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's like this. you can be actively following what you assume to be the societal rules of engagement Then another person breaks a custom. Then what? Free for all? Talk about anything? Or try to coerce them back to the safety zone. People.kind of seem to like spontaneity and that which is novel. I hope everyone figures this stuff out so we can make a list of etiquette. |
Larry D. Croc
User ID: 70736097 United States 08/20/2019 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can't help you on this. Humans are too complicated for me to understand. I think you're supposed to look them in the eye and have a firm handshake. Quoting: Pilgrim001 Hands-shaking yes I am hip. What percent of the time/how much attention do you spend on the eye contact? Less than 12 seconds at a time to be precise. Unless you're moving your point of focus within that time frame you'll go from "glancing" or "looking" or "making eye contact" to a stare, you'll lose focus and come across, unintentionally, as a creep. "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |