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WatchingEddyMin
User ID: 17482288 United States 08/23/2019 12:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Of course. Parents tried to take me to a dentist that had gotten a bit of fame by being one of the oldest & longest practicing dentists around. He was shaking when he was checking my cavity-could feel the pic vibrating in my mouth (manual pic, his hands were THAT shaky.) Tried to tell them gently I wasn't comfortable but they made me spell it out. Felt bad embarrassing him but NO WAY was he coming near MY mouth with a drill! Last Edited by WatchingEddyMin on 08/23/2019 12:01 PM "Doom! Doom! Doom! Something seems to whisper it in the very dark trees of America." - DH Lawrence "If any question why we died, tell them because our father's lied" Epitaphs of War, Rudyard Kipling (lost son in WW1) |
Revolution of Consciousness
(OP) User ID: 35990220 United States 08/23/2019 12:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I’m almost sure that they aren’t in the sausage you bought. But I guess it’s possible if that’s what you are thinking. You could ask... Quoting: Aeolus24 Just thinking of the maker having a sausage-making accident is kind of weird though. What if it is the same equipment and there are still some hand molecules on it hahahaha! Anyone have any other sardonic real life vignettes? |
Revolution of Consciousness
(OP) User ID: 35990220 United States 08/23/2019 12:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Of course. Parents tried to take me to a dentist that had gotten a bit of fame by being one of the oldest & longest practicing dentists around. He was shaking when he was checking my cavity-could feel the pic vibrating in my mouth (manual pic, his hands were THAT shaky.) Tried to tell them gently I wasn't comfortable but they made me spell it out. Felt bad embarrassing him but NO WAY was he coming near MY mouth with a drill! Quoting: WatchingEddyMin Good one. I knew a 90 year old obstetrician gynecologist with dementia still practicing who would give patients any drug prescription they asked for. The wife turned it into a pill mill and got busted a while after the doctor died. She had carried on with new doctors giving out scripts for cash. The DEA did something good and shut it down. |
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(OP) User ID: 35990220 United States 08/23/2019 12:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I guess it shows commitment! It's like "Well, I lost 'em for this so I'm pretty damn well wedded to it for better or worse..." Are you a fret wiz? I think I need some new ones for the 20th Anniversary Custom I own. The 'Fretless Wonder'? I actually wore them down evenly over years of playing to even more fretless. Last Edited by Revolution of Consciousness on 08/23/2019 12:19 PM |
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UH User ID: 77843044 United States 08/23/2019 12:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | IF THE WOUNDS WERE OLD AND HEALED..BUT, NOT A FRESHLY MANGLED HAND...NO....NO I WOULD NOT...UH. Quoting: cap man 77843044 OBVIOUSLY!!! Whoah, I got a 1-star on my first thread. Nice. I wonder what they liked about it just a little bit? It might not be five but...I got a star! NO..IT WAS NOT OBVIOUS...YOU'RE IN THE BIG LEAGUES NOW, BOY. GLP GLP..ONE OF US ONE OF U.S.!... |
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UH User ID: 77843044 United States 08/23/2019 12:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | IF THE WOUNDS WERE OLD AND HEALED..BUT, NOT A FRESHLY MANGLED HAND...NO....NO I WOULD NOT...UH. Quoting: cap man 77843044 OBVIOUSLY!!! Whoah, I got a 1-star on my first thread. Nice. I wonder what they liked about it just a little bit? It might not be five but...I got a star! NO..IT WAS NOT OBVIOUS...YOU'RE IN THE BIG LEAGUES NOW, BOY. GLP GLP..ONE OF US ONE OF U.S.!... ALSO..IF YOU'LL REACH DOWN INTO YOUR PANTS OR SHORTS AND TOUCH YOUR ASSHOLE..THAT IS YOUR O.G. ONE STAH...TO GO WITH YOUR FIRST GLP ONE STAH...AND NO, 'I' DID NOT GIVE IT TO YOU..WELCOME..TO GL PEE.........UH. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4936301 United States 08/23/2019 12:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm talking a portly gentleman at the town farmer's market with only two fingers left in a permanent horned salute. I didn't really think about it at the time when I was getting those sausages but it kind of makes me ill to wonder what happened to him now. Quoting: Revolution of Consciousness Of course I would. Stop judging a book by its cover... |
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(OP) User ID: 35990220 United States 08/23/2019 12:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'd be more concerned about what's IN the sausages....beaks, wings, lips, anusii, eyeballs.... Quoting: Urban Mythbuster You know I bet eyeballs are probably good for you. I think it is a delicacy in some places to eat it whole. I would have to be pretty damn hungry to want to eat some eyes. Fish eyes maybe. I knew a grocery store seafood manager who supplied a child with a rare disease a special fish eye soup for many years. Very nice thing to do. |
GTB
User ID: 76338020 United States 08/23/2019 12:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Recently mangled - nope. Old and healed - I assume the dude knows a thing or two about sausages, so yes. I'd rather be real and rejected than fake and accepted. Individualism is the logical conclusion of rational political/social opinions. Leftism is the absence of any. |
the deplorable ar-15 nut
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(OP) User ID: 35990220 United States 08/23/2019 12:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | IF THE WOUNDS WERE OLD AND HEALED..BUT, NOT A FRESHLY MANGLED HAND...NO....NO I WOULD NOT...UH. Quoting: cap man 77843044 OBVIOUSLY!!! Whoah, I got a 1-star on my first thread. Nice. I wonder what they liked about it just a little bit? It might not be five but...I got a star! NO..IT WAS NOT OBVIOUS...YOU'RE IN THE BIG LEAGUES NOW, BOY. GLP GLP..ONE OF US ONE OF U.S.!... Well it was to me. If it was all bandaged up and shit do you not think I would have mentioned it? Hahaha! |
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