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Anonymous Coward User ID: 14931885 United States 11/08/2019 10:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You can entertain ideas without accepting them. You make so much money that you cannot afford to be kind to two people who have sacrificed two years of their lives to simply make the world a better place? Shame on you. Invite them in. Offer them some water. Be polite. Be kind. Their religion teaches service and sacrifice. Their systems are effective and efficient. You may learn something. Life is too short not to be kind. |
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User ID: 78149998 United States 11/08/2019 11:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tell them Joseph Smith married 40 women. Some of them were married to men he had sent on missions. One of them was 14 years old. Last Edited by Clon on 11/08/2019 11:26 AM |
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Breshears is Off: Ask Me Why User ID: 76838634 United States 11/08/2019 11:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So much anger/hate/rage Maybe you should invite them in one day? You need them. (B)ullshit™ always needs an amplified bullhorn demanding kneeling subservience - or else.- SyncAsFunk The light within me always draws me back to make the dark decision to leave the false counterfeit light. -New Heart |
Butch DeFeo
(OP) User ID: 78147338 United States 11/08/2019 12:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks for all the great replies! I'm not sure which idea I want to implement! :DOCSRBAFFLED::redblueLED::DONTBEAPANDEMICS: Only you can stop the fake pandemic for yourself, no one will ever tell you the pandemic is over. It's time to WIN. |
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(OP) User ID: 78147338 United States 11/08/2019 12:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get a friend to come out and let them know you have died. Years ago my flatmate was getting harassed by them so that's what we told them. Worked a charm! To clarify, I'm sure they are canvassing houses randomly - they are not targeting me specifically. :DOCSRBAFFLED::redblueLED::DONTBEAPANDEMICS: Only you can stop the fake pandemic for yourself, no one will ever tell you the pandemic is over. It's time to WIN. |
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(OP) User ID: 78147338 United States 11/08/2019 12:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | as an ex mormon priest? Quoting: CitizenPerth tell them "the last two that came by said they 'dusted their feet' ".... they will know what it means, and not bother you anymore.. ;) THIS is interesting. If you revisit this thread, please tell us more about what this means. And I wonder if a second or third party of mormons would want to "give you a second chance", even if you say that. :DOCSRBAFFLED::redblueLED::DONTBEAPANDEMICS: Only you can stop the fake pandemic for yourself, no one will ever tell you the pandemic is over. It's time to WIN. |
Butch DeFeo
(OP) User ID: 78147338 United States 11/08/2019 12:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask them about the Mountain Meadows Massacre? Why did they dress up as Indians and slaughter a wagon train of fellow Americans? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19251511 Tell them you want some got dam answers on that one? Oh wow, I know a song about this exact thing: song is at: [link to generationdecline.bandcamp.com (secure)] lyrics: SEPTEMBER 11TH 1857, IS A DAY IN HISTORY THAT MUST NEVER BE FORGOTTEN SEPTEMBER 11TH 1857, THE MOUNTAIN MEADOWS MASSACRE CARRIED OUT BY BRIGHAM YOUNG'S MEN THEY PREYED ON THE TRAVELERS, THEY PREYED ON THE TIRED MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN, NONE OF THEM WERE SPARED THEY ATTACKED THE ARKANSAS IMMIGRANTS, BLOOD SPILLED IN THE UTAH TERRITORY AND THE ONLY FUCKER TO BLAME WAS THAT BASTARD JOHN D. LEE HISTORY SWEPT UNDER THE RUG! FOLLOWING ORDERS FROM ABOVE! MORE SHOULD'VE BEEN TRIED, MORE SHOULD'VE BEEN CONVICTED THE FUCKING MORMON MILITIA GOT OFF WITH A SLAP ON THE WRIST MORE SHOULD'VE BEEN TRIED, MORE SHOULD'VE BEEN CONVICTED THE FUCKING MORMON MILITIA GOT OFF WITH A SLAP ON THE WRIST ANOTHER CASE OF RELIGIOUS FANATICISM AT ITS BEST YOUNG WAS BLIND WITH POWER AND HE DIDN'T EVEN BREAK A SWEAT WHAT DOES THE DEATH TOLL HAVE TO RISE TO TO REALIZE THIS RELIGION IS A CULT HIDING HISTORY FROM THEIR OWN USING UTAH AS THEIR SAFE HOME HISTORY SWEPT UNDER THE RUG! FOLLOWING ORDERS FROM ABOVE! :DOCSRBAFFLED::redblueLED::DONTBEAPANDEMICS: Only you can stop the fake pandemic for yourself, no one will ever tell you the pandemic is over. It's time to WIN. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77524817 United States 11/08/2019 12:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This last summer was my turn for the missionary’s. They come every week now. I am usually out at the time and hubby says they look mighty disappointed when told I’m not home. They are young 18 year old men, on their first trip away from home, doing missionary work. It is very sweet. They offer to rake leaves, paint my walls, etc. hubby always says no thanks. I like to talk to them. I recited the Lord’s Prayer the other day. They don’t recite prayers. I told them that that is a mistake. God wants to hear our prayers and when we congregate and say the Lord’s Prayer, it has great power. They disagreed and said incantations are against their religion. I have tried to read their Book of Mormon, but it seems like it is just the Old Testament with the names changed. Hubby says I am leading them on, that I have to tell them I will never join their church. But I kinda like talking to them, teaching them my experiences with having Jesus in my life. But they are extremely determined to get me in their church, I think they have quotas to meet, and that is sad. I don’t like it when churches or people manipulate youngsters. |
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(OP) User ID: 78147338 United States 11/08/2019 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This last summer was my turn for the missionary’s. They come every week now. I am usually out at the time and hubby says they look mighty disappointed when told I’m not home. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77524817 They are young 18 year old men, on their first trip away from home, doing missionary work. It is very sweet. They offer to rake leaves, paint my walls, etc. hubby always says no thanks. I like to talk to them. I recited the Lord’s Prayer the other day. They don’t recite prayers. I told them that that is a mistake. God wants to hear our prayers and when we congregate and say the Lord’s Prayer, it has great power. They disagreed and said incantations are against their religion. I have tried to read their Book of Mormon, but it seems like it is just the Old Testament with the names changed. Hubby says I am leading them on, that I have to tell them I will never join their church. But I kinda like talking to them, teaching them my experiences with having Jesus in my life. But they are extremely determined to get me in their church, I think they have quotas to meet, and that is sad. I don’t like it when churches or people manipulate youngsters. Yeah, one seemingly good thing about the mormons is that they are trained by their cult to act very KIND. And that may be fake, but it is good behavior to see. It's funny that you like them to visit. :DOCSRBAFFLED::redblueLED::DONTBEAPANDEMICS: Only you can stop the fake pandemic for yourself, no one will ever tell you the pandemic is over. It's time to WIN. |
Butch DeFeo
(OP) User ID: 78147338 United States 11/08/2019 12:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm gonna order this sign and put it up and see if it works: [link to www.amazon.com (secure)] Again, thanks for all replies. Gotta run some errors - BRB. :DOCSRBAFFLED::redblueLED::DONTBEAPANDEMICS: Only you can stop the fake pandemic for yourself, no one will ever tell you the pandemic is over. It's time to WIN. |
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User ID: 77690112 United States 11/08/2019 12:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get a friend to come out and let them know you have died. Years ago my flatmate was getting harassed by them so that's what we told them. Worked a charm! Except they probably went and baptized your “ dead” friend Surprise - he’s now a mormon You can count on America to do the right thing after exhausting every other alternative." Winston Churchill |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77524817 United States 11/08/2019 01:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This last summer was my turn for the missionary’s. They come every week now. I am usually out at the time and hubby says they look mighty disappointed when told I’m not home. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77524817 They are young 18 year old men, on their first trip away from home, doing missionary work. It is very sweet. They offer to rake leaves, paint my walls, etc. hubby always says no thanks. I like to talk to them. I recited the Lord’s Prayer the other day. They don’t recite prayers. I told them that that is a mistake. God wants to hear our prayers and when we congregate and say the Lord’s Prayer, it has great power. They disagreed and said incantations are against their religion. I have tried to read their Book of Mormon, but it seems like it is just the Old Testament with the names changed. Hubby says I am leading them on, that I have to tell them I will never join their church. But I kinda like talking to them, teaching them my experiences with having Jesus in my life. But they are extremely determined to get me in their church, I think they have quotas to meet, and that is sad. I don’t like it when churches or people manipulate youngsters. Yeah, one seemingly good thing about the mormons is that they are trained by their cult to act very KIND. And that may be fake, but it is good behavior to see. It's funny that you like them to visit. I am very entertaining. Have traveled the world, seen and done it all... well not all. Hehe. I would never take advantage of morman virgins that come to my door.. |
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Breshears is Off: Ask Me Why User ID: 76838634 United States 11/08/2019 01:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get a friend to come out and let them know you have died. Years ago my flatmate was getting harassed by them so that's what we told them. Worked a charm! Except they probably went and baptized your “ dead” friend Surprise - he’s now a mormon A departed spirit must accept the baptism performed on their behalf according to Mormon theology. Your statement is ignorant. (B)ullshit™ always needs an amplified bullhorn demanding kneeling subservience - or else.- SyncAsFunk The light within me always draws me back to make the dark decision to leave the false counterfeit light. -New Heart |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77457813 United States 11/08/2019 01:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I lived in Utah for a couple of years. They knew I wasn't a Mormon and I would have the same two guys knock on my door every other Saturday for the first month I lived there. I would open the door and politely tell them I was happy with my own faith. But, I got tired of it. So, the next Saturday they came (I could see them walking up the street), I went to the door in my bathrobe, messed up my hair a little, had a glass in my hand with booze in it and was smoking a cigarette. Mind you these were 19 year old kids. Opening the door, I said, "Hey guys, you wanna come in and have a drink? You can make yourself comfortable there are some smokes on the table. I'll be a few minutes because I'm banging this bitch, but as soon as I'm done, I'll be out." They stammered something about they can't be around so much sin, and left - to never return again. I guess I was written off as a lost soul. |
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Breshears is Off: Ask Me Why User ID: 76838634 United States 11/08/2019 01:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They stammered something about they can't be around so much sin, and left - to never return again. I guess I was written off as a lost soul. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77457813 More like you wrote yourself off. Why not take some personal responsibility? That said, I'm 100% certain they would return if you reached out. These are your decisions, not theirs. (B)ullshit™ always needs an amplified bullhorn demanding kneeling subservience - or else.- SyncAsFunk The light within me always draws me back to make the dark decision to leave the false counterfeit light. -New Heart |
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