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Trees Have a "Heartbeat," Scientists Discover

 
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If governments set their regulations to respect the long term profitability of trees, homesteading tree farmers everywhere would flourish with their trees.
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One of the early precursors to Permaculture.
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ANd what is one of (aside from Wagu beef)the most expensive meats on the planet? Acorn fattened pork.
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Thanks for that.
Been years since I visited one of those sites.
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....and Jesus asked the blind man , "What do you see?"

...and he stated, "I see men who look like trees that walk!"

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I read one study where they communicate with one another via their root system. It reminded me of the the trees in the movie Avatar.
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I read one study where they communicate with one another via their root system. It reminded me of the the trees in the movie Avatar.
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I think that they communicate via the mycelial strands of the fungi that act as their internet.
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HIPPY SHITE

they do not have a nervous system therefore THEY DON'T FEEL PAIN

they don't have a heartbeat because THEY DON'T HAVE A FUCKING HEART

it's just a natural rhythm to get nutrients round the tree system

what they read is typical membrane contractions when solutions move through them

THAT'S IT
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And you Caucasians want to cut them all down...
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lol if it wasn't for Caucasians planting millions of trees here in NE Washington State we wouldn't have much of an economy!
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did you know flowers are racist as hell?
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That's amazing! I had no idea!

:: wanders out in yard and puts ear to tree ::
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California is committing tree genocide by not controlling brush undergrowth.
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I thought this was a very cool discovery!.....flower


The Secret Rhythm Of Trees

Have you ever wondered if it is possible for a tree to have a heartbeat? A tree may not have a heart, but the concept of it having its own beat and rhythm is not as far-fetched as you may think! According to a new study, trees have a special type of beat in their bodies similar to that of a heartbeat.

The study was headed by András Zlinszky, Bence Molnár and Anders S. Barfod from Hungary and Denmark. They used advanced monitoring techniques known as “terrestrial laser scanning” to survey the movement of twenty-two different types of trees. The investigation on trees revealed that while trees sleep at night they routinely have beats pulsate throughout their body.

These pulses are the tree distributing water throughout its body, similar to the way a heart pumps blood through the body. This could change the way that we study and look at trees, as it had long been assumed that trees distribute water via osmosis. What an incredible find! The heart beats occur very slowly in between one another, with some of them taking hours to repeat. They phenomenon is slow and gentle that it cannot be seen with the naked human eye. Nature is amazing!



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Here's a link to the study done about trees, for the more studious book --

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you're all years behind... sad... the trump effect derailed this place for what it truly was...
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I watched some tree cutters drop a cottonwood tree in a neighbors yard a few years ago. After cutting though the trunk about 3 feet off the ground, water flowed out for a few minutes. Amazing how much water these trees draw just to stay alive.
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I believe trees use electricity of electromagnetic pulses to move their water, which might be likened to a heartbeat.

Tesla said EMFs are the opposite of gravity, or antigravity if you will.

Water is heavy, and if we spill some, gravity pulls the water to the floor or the earth. Yet water supposedly evaporates and moves skyward. But each molecule is still just as dense as before.

The leaves on trees are antennas and the wood acts as an insulator. When cosmic rays (e.g. sunlight) activate the antenna, the water can move up the tree.

The notion that osmosis could pull something as heavy as water up a tree doesn't really stand up to close examination.
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HIPPY SHITE

they do not have a nervous system therefore THEY DON'T FEEL PAIN

they don't have a heartbeat because THEY DON'T HAVE A FUCKING HEART

it's just a natural rhythm to get nutrients round the tree system

what they read is typical membrane contractions when solutions move through them

THAT'S IT
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So what about humans, are we not part of the natural rhythm?
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Wait until they find out that in every group of five or more, one of them is a police tree. I shit you not.
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I love the trees in my yard a little bit more now!
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Plants have been proven to grow better when they are talked to positively.
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Robots also do better when they are talked to positively, and we all know that robots are not living.

If a plant had a soul then that soul would not stay in the plant very long because that soul would go and do something more amuzing quite quickly, since the soul can enter the plant that means the soul can leave the plant just as easily as the amount it was easy for the soul to enter the plant.

Plants do not have a brain and so plants do not have a consciousness.

a persons arms feel emotions like excitement but that does not mean the person arms are living lol.
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And vegans ruthlessly slaughter these poor helpless creatures by the billions.

The vegan wish of death on anything green is just pure evil.
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no more eating plants!
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no more eating plants!
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Plants have been proven to grow better when they are talked to positively.
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It's true! I have plants that quiver when the vibe is right!!
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yeah that's reasonable , oh did they forget to mention , there are other things wandering through the woods, mother nature it seems has lost faith in our abilty to care for her needs. just my opinion , I watch many videos , so I am an authority on the subject , cool ???
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one of my dearest friends who is so gifted with certain attributes , will spend long periods of time ,sitting quietly in a comfortable wooded area ,we are ALL in this together, everything our hostess has provided us, matters. thamk you
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Ive always wanted to steal that giant pistachio!
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what the? This is incredible news!
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I've been thinking about just how much we DON'T know about nature....I mean, how could we not have known until now that trees pulse water through themselves, not through osmosis?


FFS, we've supposedly gone to the moon.....putin


And youse guyses, please do not derail the thread with moon hoax stuff....charlie
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We actually used to know more. Ever heard of moon wood? People knew about it 2000 years ago and yet this isn't common knowledge right now.
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what the? This is incredible news!
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I've been thinking about just how much we DON'T know about nature....I mean, how could we not have known until now that trees pulse water through themselves, not through osmosis?


FFS, we've supposedly gone to the moon.....putin


And youse guyses, please do not derail the thread with moon hoax stuff....charlie
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We actually used to know more. Ever heard of moon wood? People knew about it 2000 years ago and yet this isn't common knowledge right now.
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Yes. and it is not that old of knowledge. But it is overlooked...thanks for the reminder buddy from Poland. Cheers!
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Trees are so beautiful and wonderful I am not surprised, what would we do without trees and the fruit they bear





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