Dude I got in a fight last Saturday night and it lasted 1 second

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Need back up?

Like dude! You call that a fight dude? You totally showed that fat dude, dude!

Is this the same dude! that loves cougars.

Same 19 year old dude who knows MMA dude!

So you didn’t even fight?

Lucky for him

You are an asshole for littering.
Funny how the younger generation are all brainwashed when it comes to global warming and climate change and we need to sacrifice our babies to the goddess of climate Greta Thunberg, but in actual fact they are too lazy to put garbage in a garbage can.

OP is a penis head.

One word dude. “Armbar “

"dude I know MMA"

translation...

"dude I watch UFC"

one word dude: "Asshat"

When I was young I got into a fight with a fat kid. I mistakenly thought he was lazy and weak.

Well after I got thrashed I quickly figured out they actually have a lot of muscle due to having to move their bulk around, and can be very quick when they want to. Not to mention the weight of that arm swinging at you with that meaty fist on the end of it.... Ouch.

Never underestimate a fat guy. They can be a one man wrecking machine with that bulk.

I had the same kind of scenario when a guy followed me to bed bath and beyond because I moo'd at him like a cow. Cept I says to him, I says, "pull my finger ya bitch and get what's coming to ya.". He said "Lordy!" And ran into Papa John's and pooped on the counter.

Keep pressing your luck punk. Some big fat guy is gonna put you in the hospital.

This. Fat men are uncannily strong. Assuming they still can move around enough. Most of them probably played football. So they are able to handle themselves at least a little.

OP probably picking fights at the local gay bar after getting rejected.

So you littered and thought you were a big shot for talking shit?

Yea, you're a real big man, dumbass.

Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting. The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any actual hostilities... It is best to win without fighting. -Sun Tzu

Now that your wits saved you on this occasion please note that it would be best to not test fate in the future. So, refrain from littering.

MMA has rules. Street fights do not.

You should said fat boy if you get one step closer I will kick your MFthing ass out the MFthing window like Charlie Murphy......

You could have also threw food at him to divert his attention and then drive off....

So you gave a fat dude head in a Walmart parking lot. That's cool I guess.

Nothing new for Finns. They have lived that way all the time. Much longer than USA has existed.

Okay billy badass. 1. You don't know mma. That doesn't even make any logical sense. 2. Puff up like that to the next 4 ft tall couch potato and you might catch a 357 in your mouth. 3. You are an asshat who won't last 20 minutes in the collapse.