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Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha

 
Dillon
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12/08/2019 09:48 AM
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Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
He may have been tough in his day, but I’m tough today tahahaha.

He pushed me out of the way while I was waiting for my drink. He is like 270 pounds dude so obviously I went down to the ground.

That wasn’t it dude. I ended punching him square in the jaw , causing his fat butt to fall backwards into the bar. He was out like a light dude. His leg was shaking while he was out cold, and we noticed the inside of his blue jeans started rapidly getting darker. His pissed himself while his was out cold dude. It came out like a hose dude

His is name Jeff Hogger, I own to his biker buddies J Hog.
Apparently this dude was a badass In the 90s. People feared him.
He was whipping ass before I was born dude. And dude, I totally shut his lights off tahahaha ........ and I’m only 19 dude.

MMA is good to know dude.
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12/08/2019 09:50 AM
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
Photos or it never happened.
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12/08/2019 09:51 AM
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
You're so fuckin' funny. Your fantasy world where you're an MMA expert. I'll bet you a nickel, you've never rolled or gloved up.
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12/08/2019 09:53 AM
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HotPockets.
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
Say Dude, one more time.
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12/08/2019 09:54 AM
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
Yeah, some people are just asking for it.

Stay safe out there.

Sounds like you were in the right but you could have also killed the guy and 30 seconds could change the entire course of your life ...

Learn from the experience.
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12/08/2019 09:55 AM
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
He may have been tough in his day, but I’m tough today tahahaha.

He pushed me out of the way while I was waiting for my drink. He is like 270 pounds dude so obviously I went down to the ground.

That wasn’t it dude. I ended punching him square in the jaw , causing his fat butt to fall backwards into the bar. He was out like a light dude. His leg was shaking while he was out cold, and we noticed the inside of his blue jeans started rapidly getting darker. His pissed himself while his was out cold dude. It came out like a hose dude

His is name Jeff Hogger, I own to his biker buddies J Hog.
Apparently this dude was a badass In the 90s. People feared him.
He was whipping ass before I was born dude. And dude, I totally shut his lights off tahahaha ........ and I’m only 19 dude.

MMA is good to know dude.
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12/08/2019 09:56 AM
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
Cool, bro.

Just remember to stay away from Big Johnny Riggs. He's a trucker and he will knock you down. He hangs around at Love's truck stops. I'm telling you so that you can avoid him.
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12/08/2019 09:57 AM
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
I'd watch yer ass !
At 19 yer still only learning how to reach 20
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12/08/2019 09:59 AM
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
You are still a pathetic wannabe feggit and EVERYBODY KNOWS

Now please Fuck Off Poseur.
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12/08/2019 09:59 AM
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
You punched a Templar!
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12/08/2019 10:00 AM
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
I know a dude name Leroy Brown.....he's the baddest man in the whole damn town....he's badder than old King Kong....
and meaner than a junkyard dog....seriously....
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Dude man wow
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12/08/2019 10:01 AM
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I know a dude name Leroy Brown.....he's the baddest man in the whole damn town....he's badder than old King Kong....
and meaner than a junkyard dog....seriously....
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Dude I would ko him and cut off his dreads while he is ko’d tahahaha
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12/08/2019 10:01 AM
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
You sucked off a 50 year old biker last night?


You're really into older dudes, aren't you Dillon? Sparkly little twink whore.
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12/08/2019 10:02 AM
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Like, Totally Tubular, dude.
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12/08/2019 10:03 AM
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Good job.
Alawys make the first blow COUNT!
So lay low and protect yourself from any "blowback".
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12/08/2019 10:03 AM
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bsflag
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12/08/2019 10:04 AM
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
Sucker punching an obese, drunk, old man.

That you Charlie Z?
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12/08/2019 10:04 AM
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
I know a dude name Leroy Brown.....he's the baddest man in the whole damn town....he's badder than old King Kong....
and meaner than a junkyard dog....seriously....
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rockon
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
I know a dude name Leroy Brown.....he's the baddest man in the whole damn town....he's badder than old King Kong....
and meaner than a junkyard dog....seriously....
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Dude I would ko him and cut off his dreads while he is ko’d tahahaha
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Dude... He got a thirty two gun in his pocket for fun....
He got a razor in his shoe.....
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12/08/2019 10:08 AM
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12/08/2019 10:09 AM
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
You need to come to terms with having a micropenis.

It's not the end of the world.

You are trying to compensate with violence.

It won't work. Your penis will stay tiny no matter how many guys you knock out.
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12/08/2019 10:12 AM
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
You need to come to terms with having a micropenis.

It's not the end of the world.

You are trying to compensate with violence.

It won't work. Your penis will stay tiny no matter how many guys you knock out.
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^^^THIS^^^
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12/08/2019 10:21 AM
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:ohlook:
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12/08/2019 10:22 AM
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
He may have been tough in his day, but I’m tough today tahahaha.

He pushed me out of the way while I was waiting for my drink. He is like 270 pounds dude so obviously I went down to the ground.

That wasn’t it dude. I ended punching him square in the jaw , causing his fat butt to fall backwards into the bar. He was out like a light dude. His leg was shaking while he was out cold, and we noticed the inside of his blue jeans started rapidly getting darker. His pissed himself while his was out cold dude. It came out like a hose dude

His is name Jeff Hogger, I own to his biker buddies J Hog.
Apparently this dude was a badass In the 90s. People feared him.
He was whipping ass before I was born dude. And dude, I totally shut his lights off tahahaha ........ and I’m only 19 dude.

MMA is good to know dude.
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Lol, I bet that dumbass boomer was lying on the floor wishing Reagan was back in office.
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
He may have been tough in his day, but I’m tough today tahahaha.

He pushed me out of the way while I was waiting for my drink. He is like 270 pounds dude so obviously I went down to the ground.

That wasn’t it dude. I ended punching him square in the jaw , causing his fat butt to fall backwards into the bar. He was out like a light dude. His leg was shaking while he was out cold, and we noticed the inside of his blue jeans started rapidly getting darker. His pissed himself while his was out cold dude. It came out like a hose dude

His is name Jeff Hogger, I own to his biker buddies J Hog.
Apparently this dude was a badass In the 90s. People feared him.
He was whipping ass before I was born dude. And dude, I totally shut his lights off tahahaha ........ and I’m only 19 dude.

MMA is good to know dude.
 Quoting: Dillon 69000257


Your mom is calling you.
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
Sucker punching an obese, drunk, old man.

That you Charlie Z?
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He didnt sucker punch him the old fart boomer asked for it. Lol. This is what the boomer patriot revolution would look like. At least half would be having chest pains in the first five minutes.
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12/08/2019 10:24 AM
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
He may have been tough in his day, but I’m tough today tahahaha.

He pushed me out of the way while I was waiting for my drink. He is like 270 pounds dude so obviously I went down to the ground.

That wasn’t it dude. I ended punching him square in the jaw , causing his fat butt to fall backwards into the bar. He was out like a light dude. His leg was shaking while he was out cold, and we noticed the inside of his blue jeans started rapidly getting darker. His pissed himself while his was out cold dude. It came out like a hose dude

His is name Jeff Hogger, I own to his biker buddies J Hog.
Apparently this dude was a badass In the 90s. People feared him.
He was whipping ass before I was born dude. And dude, I totally shut his lights off tahahaha ........ and I’m only 19 dude.

MMA is good to know dude.
 Quoting: Dillon 69000257


Good job bro, entitled boomer asshole had it coming.
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
Sucker punching an obese, drunk, old man.

That you Charlie Z?
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He didnt sucker punch him the old fart boomer asked for it. Lol. This is what the boomer patriot revolution would look like. At least half would be having chest pains in the first five minutes.
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A 50-year old is not old enough to be a boomer, fool.
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12/08/2019 10:28 AM
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Re: Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha
The kind of biker that wears assless leather chaps no doubt.
He “pass out” facedown so you could sodomise him in ritualized celebration?





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