George Carlin - Germs, Immune System...VERY FUNNY! | |
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User ID: 74476876 United States 02/01/2020 11:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just watched it. Makes me wonder if he died of "natural" causes You say there is no God.. but I KNOW there is, experience will "Trump" theory every time ~ Evangelina It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the Greatness of God TRUTH has Nothing to do with the Number of People Who are Convinced of it. Silence in the face of evil is itself evil; God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act. -Dietrich Bonhoeffer NO AMOUNT OF EVIDENCE WILL EVER PERSUADE AN IDIOT ~~ MARK TWAIN |
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(OP) User ID: 78110098 United States 02/01/2020 12:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wonder if people would find him as funny today? Quoting: Interested_1 I have always thought he was incredibly insightful. Well, us old farts still appreciate his humor! But, I think you are correct, his humor is not what we would call politically correct. George Carlin was a GREAT comedian because he attacked social issues, and his lengthy monologues are incredibly impressive. Thanks for your comment. -TM Marlin! |
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ThirstyMarlin
(OP) User ID: 78110098 United States 02/01/2020 01:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George died of a heart attack at age 71, one week after his last performance. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76613090 At least he did not die from germs or virus...heart attack is from stress, genetics, smoking, blockage, etc., George Carlin became more and more cynical and angry as he got older. He became ill from looking at how ill our society has become. So, in a way, he died from a disease that plagues our society. It's called the NWO. Marlin! |
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Bluebird1 User ID: 58042994 United States 02/01/2020 01:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George died of a heart attack at age 71, one week after his last performance. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76613090 At least he did not die from germs or virus...heart attack is from stress, genetics, smoking, blockage, etc., George Carlin became more and more cynical and angry as he got older. He became ill from looking at how ill our society has become. So, in a way, he died from a disease that plagues our society. It's called the NWO. I have always wondered if he was "taken out" because of the truth that he expressed to so many people. |
ThirstyMarlin
(OP) User ID: 78110098 United States 02/01/2020 01:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I disagree. I think your statement would be much more accurate if you said, "Most people die without having said anything original." Truth is out of style, but Truth is not dead. So, here is a fun, trippy, little video named 'Truth is out of style' by MC 900ft Jesus. Cool, fun video. I think George Carlin would approve :) Last Edited by ThirstyMarlin! on 02/01/2020 01:47 PM Marlin! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76100954 United States 02/01/2020 02:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George died of a heart attack at age 71, one week after his last performance. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76613090 At least he did not die from germs or virus...heart attack is from stress, genetics, smoking, blockage, etc., George Carlin became more and more cynical and angry as he got older. He became ill from looking at how ill our society has become. So, in a way, he died from a disease that plagues our society. It's called the NWO. I have always wondered if he was "taken out" because of the truth that he expressed to so many people. I'm going to be that person and say God took him home because he knew he wouldn't be able to take much more. Shit was just starting to go sideways compared to how it is now. |
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ThirstyMarlin
(OP) User ID: 78110098 United States 02/01/2020 02:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George died of a heart attack at age 71, one week after his last performance. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76613090 At least he did not die from germs or virus...heart attack is from stress, genetics, smoking, blockage, etc., George Carlin became more and more cynical and angry as he got older. He became ill from looking at how ill our society has become. So, in a way, he died from a disease that plagues our society. It's called the NWO. I have always wondered if he was "taken out" because of the truth that he expressed to so many people. I'm going to be that person and say God took him home because he knew he wouldn't be able to take much more. Shit was just starting to go sideways compared to how it is now. George died in 2008. Would you care to expand your comment, and explain how much more sideways we have gone? What would George say if he were alive today? Or, would he take one look at our society today, tell us we're fucked, and keel over from a heart attack? What do you think? Marlin! |
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User ID: 78275908 Netherlands 02/01/2020 02:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George died of a heart attack at age 71, one week after his last performance. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76613090 At least he did not die from germs or virus...heart attack is from stress, genetics, smoking, blockage, etc., George Carlin became more and more cynical and angry as he got older. He became ill from looking at how ill our society has become. So, in a way, he died from a disease that plagues our society. It's called the NWO. When he was old he was way better than before Maybe because of that Gorgol -No Jab, No Jitter |
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User ID: 28698215 United States 02/01/2020 03:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ty, need to lighten this place up. “Shallow men believe in luck or in circumstance. Strong men believe in cause and effect.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson “Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed.” — Albert Einstein. "Truth does not mind being questioned. A lie does" — Janis Ian |
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Metal-American User ID: 73836248 United States 02/01/2020 03:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Very topical, and in my opinion, good observations. It actually does good to make sure that the immune system DOES have enemies to fight; it is those unchallenged immune systems that will be the first to fail against a real enemy. Now, I don't go around actually trying to pick up germs, but I don't mind if they come around to give my white blood cells something to do. Also, five second rule - yeah, I'll eat food off the floor occasionally. Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 57946271 South Africa 02/01/2020 03:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: ThirstyMarlin At least he did not die from germs or virus...heart attack is from stress, genetics, smoking, blockage, etc., George Carlin became more and more cynical and angry as he got older. He became ill from looking at how ill our society has become. So, in a way, he died from a disease that plagues our society. It's called the NWO. I have always wondered if he was "taken out" because of the truth that he expressed to so many people. I'm going to be that person and say God took him home because he knew he wouldn't be able to take much more. Shit was just starting to go sideways compared to how it is now. George died in 2008. Would you care to expand your comment, and explain how much more sideways we have gone? What would George say if he were alive today? Or, would he take one look at our society today, tell us we're fucked, and keel over from a heart attack? What do you think? |
ThirstyMarlin
(OP) User ID: 78110098 United States 02/01/2020 04:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Alright. Then maybe I'll quote George Carlin. I believe he said something like this, "And you know what? I don't always wash my hands after I use the bathroom. That's right. And when I do, it's because I shit on them. And do you know how often that happens? Two or three times a week tops! Get over it." That made me laugh my ass off the first time I heard that. I've heard this particular rant a bunch of times. This is classic George Carlin. I hope more people on GLP will take the time to listen to this master comedian. -Peace TM Marlin! |
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Metal-American User ID: 73836248 United States 02/01/2020 05:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In case you slept through high school biology class, here is a little video on how the flu (Coronavirus) gets around. Quoting: ThirstyMarlin This is a short, but well animated video from NPR on how the flu is spread around. Good information to have. As long as I don't shit on my hands, though, I'm not really worried about it. Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
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