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Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?

 
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Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
In one instance Michael refrains from railing and fighting the Devil but, instead, calls on the name of the Lord for deliverance. Still in another instance he wages war against the same adversary!

Why the inconsistency?

Michael is not strong outside Heaven. He can be defeated when he crosses its border.



Jde 1:9

Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee.

Rev 12:7

And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,


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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
because he doesn't exist. he's just a figment of someone else's imagination. that is why.
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
All deities are allegories of cosmic forces for tards who don't get that.
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
All deities are allegories of cosmic forces for tards who don't get that.
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if they were even that much, you could understand it
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
Then of course, there are tons and tons and tons of Kings in history, who got God status.
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
In one instance Michael refrains from railing and fighting the Devil but, instead, calls on the name of the Lord for deliverance. Still in another instance he wages war against the same adversary!

Why the inconsistency?

Michael is not strong outside Heaven. He can be defeated when he crosses its border.



Jde 1:9

Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee.

Rev 12:7

And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,

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Different time and place. Also just rumors and hearsay. yoda
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
I agree with every reply to this thread, including that Michael never existed. But guess what? humans, who are inspired by the written narratives of these fake characters, make them real by living their lives as though they are them. Humans act out the play called the Bible.
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
In one instance Michael refrains from railing and fighting the Devil but, instead, calls on the name of the Lord for deliverance. Still in another instance he wages war against the same adversary!

Why the inconsistency?

Michael is not strong outside Heaven. He can be defeated when he crosses its border.



Jde 1:9

Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee.

Rev 12:7

And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,

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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
All deities are allegories of cosmic forces for tards who don't get that.
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I never understood people who think it's reasonable that all of existence happened randomly and popped into being from nothing. Think about how complex and intertwined all of existence is then think about a simple 300 page novel. That's like thinking the novel can just appear on your table written in language you understand, in order, numbered pages, the pages themselves, the book binding, etc.

You would never believe that can happen with a book, it's put together by humans (intelligent design). Yet you seem to think that's what happened with all of reality. /boggle
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
Sharkangel Michael saved my life.
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
huh ?
what ?

the angels most certainly DO HAVE their army complete w/rank ,divisions and assignments and YES it's all scriptural.

As an Archangel, Michael IS ONE of the seven surrounding The Throne,
Commander of them all.

there are divisions as in seraphim,cherubim.thrones,dominion,guardian,virtues,powers,
principalities,archangels and NO,they are not feminised fluffy fantasy--again,all scriptural right down to descriptions..quite frightening...they are all with specific assignment and again and again not these fantasy feminised entities w/only 2 wings when humans see them--they are warriors and supernatural beings.

as for battling satan ?
satan goes throughout seeking trouble etc etc and was cast out, etc--again all scriptural

Michael is the boss.
who said he does not get around ?

you have been misled and simply need knowledge.
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Sharkangel Michael saved my life.
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
I agree with every reply to this thread, including that Michael never existed. But guess what? humans, who are inspired by the written narratives of these fake characters, make them real by living their lives as though they are them. Humans act out the play called the Bible.
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wake up call will be incoming.
the scriptures are for real.
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
because he doesn't exist. he's just a figment of someone else's imagination. that is why.
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because he doesn't exist. he's just a figment of someone else's imagination. that is why.
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hesright
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Prayer to St. Michael


“O Glorious Prince of the heavenly host, St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in the battle and in the terrible warfare that we are waging against the principalities and powers, against the rulers of this world of darkness, against the evil spirits. Come to the aid of man, whom Almighty God created immortal, made in His own image and likeness, and redeemed at a great price from the tyranny of Satan.



A statue of St. Michael the Archangel

“Fight this day the battle of the Lord, together with the holy angels, as already thou hast fought the leader of the proud angels, Lucifer, and his apostate host, who were powerless to resist thee, nor was there place for them any longer in Heaven. That cruel, ancient serpent, who is called the devil or Satan who seduces the whole world, was cast into the abyss with his angels. Behold, this primeval enemy and slayer of men has taken courage. Transformed into an angel of light, he wanders about with all the multitude of wicked spirits, invading the earth in order to blot out the name of God and of His Christ, to seize upon, slay and cast into eternal perdition souls destined for the crown of eternal glory. This wicked dragon pours out, as a most impure flood, the venom of his malice on men of depraved mind and corrupt heart, the spirit of lying, of impiety, of blasphemy, and the pestilent breath of impurity, and of every vice and iniquity.

“These most crafty enemies have filled and inebriated with gall and bitterness the Church, the spouse of the immaculate Lamb, and have laid impious hands on her most sacred possessions. In the Holy Place itself, where the See of Holy Peter and the Chair of Truth has been set up as the light of the world, they have raised the throne of their abominable impiety, with the iniquitous design that when the Pastor has been struck, the sheep may be scattered.

“Arise then, O invincible Prince, bring help against the attacks of the lost spirits to the people of God, and give them the victory. They venerate thee as their protector and patron; in thee holy Church glories as her defense against the malicious power of hell; to thee has God entrusted the souls of men to be established in heavenly beatitude. Oh, pray to the God of peace that He may put Satan under our feet, so far conquered that he may no longer be able to hold men in captivity and harm the Church. Offer our prayers in the sight of the Most High, so that they may quickly find mercy in the sight of the Lord; and vanquishing the dragon, the ancient serpent, who is the devil and Satan, do thou again make him captive in the abyss, that he may no longer seduce the nations. Amen.

V. Behold the Cross of the Lord; be scattered ye hostile powers.
R. The Lion of the tribe of Judah has conquered, the root of David.
V. Let Thy mercies be upon us, O Lord.
R. As we have hoped in Thee.
V. O Lord, hear my prayer.
R. And let my cry come unto Thee.

Let us pray.
O God, the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, we call upon Thy holy Name, and as supplicants, we implore Thy clemency, that by the intercession of Mary, ever Virgin Immaculate and our Mother, and of the glorious St. Michael the Archangel, Thou wouldst deign to help us against Satan and all the other unclean spirits who wander about the world for the injury of the human race and the ruin of souls. Amen.”
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blahblah
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Ever heard of the Lord's prayer?

No angels required, you stupid son of a whore.
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
More bullshit info from fake Christians. OP has no idea what he is talking about.
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
In one instance Michael refrains from railing and fighting the Devil but, instead, calls on the name of the Lord for deliverance. Still in another instance he wages war against the same adversary!

Why the inconsistency?

Michael is not strong outside Heaven. He can be defeated when he crosses its border.



Jde 1:9

Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee.

Rev 12:7

And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,

 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


The same reason the hunchback never left the Bell tower... Because the writer wrote it that way. Stop believing in folk lore.
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
In one instance Michael refrains from railing and fighting the Devil but, instead, calls on the name of the Lord for deliverance. Still in another instance he wages war against the same adversary!

Why the inconsistency?

Michael is not strong outside Heaven. He can be defeated when he crosses its border.



Jde 1:9

Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee.

Rev 12:7

And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,

 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


You don't know enough to know what goes on in another dimension.
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
In one instance Michael refrains from railing and fighting the Devil but, instead, calls on the name of the Lord for deliverance. Still in another instance he wages war against the same adversary!

Why the inconsistency?

Michael is not strong outside Heaven. He can be defeated when he crosses its border.



Jde 1:9

Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee.

Rev 12:7

And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,

 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


he's scare of the Virus
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Michael is the lead commander...
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
More bullshit info from fake Christians. OP has no idea what he is talking about.
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
In one instance Michael refrains from railing and fighting the Devil but, instead, calls on the name of the Lord for deliverance. Still in another instance he wages war against the same adversary!

Why the inconsistency?

Michael is not strong outside Heaven. He can be defeated when he crosses its border.



Jde 1:9

Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee.

Rev 12:7

And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,

 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


You don't know enough to know what goes on in another dimension.
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but i do know enough to know what goes on here. And MIchael definitely is not here.
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
I am a broke dick collecting disability from the very people I claim to be at war against.
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More bullshit info from fake Christians. OP has no idea what he is talking about.
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
blahblah
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Ever heard of the Lord's prayer?

No angels required, you stupid son of a whore.
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LOL
Are you a goo by any chance, or just a "follower" of the Lord of Hate?
lmao
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blahblah
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Ever heard of the Lord's prayer?

No angels required, you stupid son of a whore.
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gee,only ONE prayer ?
bbbbbbut that was the response to teach us HOW to pray--
The Master, The Messiah who did NOT come to DESTROY THE LAW but to fulfil IT
taught them HOW to do prayer-
there was no prayer In their order of priests ?
you ever heard THAT THEY HAD AN ORDER of priests UNDER THE LAW ?


NOT THAT being THE ONE AND ONLY prayer.
geeeeeesh.
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Re: Why does Michael the arc angel remain in Heaven? Why does he avoid venturing outside its limits?
I didn't know that. Are you sure? He visits me on a regular basis.
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