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INTEL - grocery store cashier

 
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I still have beer, sealed up in the can, from ten years ago. I've never known beer to go bad. It may age in peculiar ways, like a fine wine, to the point where you will wish you had forgotten more.


 Quoting: The Starbuckian

Yes beer does go bad.
It gets flat and has a nasty 'skunky' flavor.

Found some last time I moved. (in a coleman cooler buried in a outbuilding) Opened one and took a swig. Don't know if it was poison, because i spit it out.
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People don't know how to prep shop!

You don't buy 10 gallons of bleach...you buy a gallon every time you go...or 2 pounds of pasta every time.

You also get perishables along with non-perishables (bananas, eggs, stuff you will use).

Don't make it obvious.

But now that we're running out of time it will get VERY obvious!
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I went to a local store today and bought an unsweetened iced tea! There were plenty of them left on the shelf, but heres the strange part......all the sweetened.....were gone! Poof!
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At this point I would bring a pocket full of cash with you.

Try a credit card...try a check...but if both fail you will have cash to pay with.

With any luck you wont need to use the cash...but just in case!
 Quoting: Mental Case


What will you do when all cash has corona virus on it?
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I always check the camping section at big stores- nearly wiped out a walmart in ri & one over border in mass. Camp stoves, dried food, lanterns & much more... with signs that read "out of stock, no reordering ". This was 2 wks ago. Nobodys going camping in northeast right now.
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Central TX, HEB fully stocked, it seems I'm the only Coronatard for 3 counties.....
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I haven't paid attention to tv news, must be a panic report injected the last few days... that's what usually shakes people into prep mode
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I was at a Sam’s Club in Arkansas today. I was wearing an N95 mask and stocking up myself. A guy who also appeared to be stocking up stopped and said “Do you mind if I ask where you got that mask? I can’t find any myself.” I explained I bought a case of them for Ebola back in 2014. A few aisles later he found me again and said “are you here doing the same thing I am?” Since he had asked me about my mask I assumed so and said “I believe so”. We then started talking about the outbreak and various intel we had gotten for about 5 minutes or so. We then wished each other good luck and went about our respective shopping.
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02/22/2020 10:28 PM
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I was at a Sam’s Club in Arkansas today. I was wearing an N95 mask and stocking up myself. A guy who also appeared to be stocking up stopped and said “Do you mind if I ask where you got that mask? I can’t find any myself.” I explained I bought a case of them for Ebola back in 2014. A few aisles later he found me again and said “are you here doing the same thing I am?” Since he had asked me about my mask I assumed so and said “I believe so”. We then started talking about the outbreak and various intel we had gotten for about 5 minutes or so. We then wished each other good luck and went about our respective shopping.
 Quoting: Deplorable Moraniac


Did you open carry your AK ?
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We saw our usual cashier at the grocery store this morning, and she told us that it had been an unusual day - a lot of people were coming through with carts FULL of stuff, and multiples of items, like 8 of this, 10 of that.

It came up because a lady 2 people ahead of us had a huge cart full, and I mentioned it. Our cashier said "yeah, it's been like that this morning, people stocking up like it's the end of the world or something."

wtf 10

I mentioned "maybe it's the Coronavirus," and she said she didn't know about that.

Just thought it was interesting, and I'd pass it on. We see her every Saturday morning for years now, she's never said anything like that before.

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 Quoting: Blue_Triquetra


Funny story, I was at Costco, and I was prepping not going to lie, but I wasn’t buying anything too crazy. Maybe the most I was purchasing was canned food and dried foods. Then during check out, when I swiped my rubbing alcohol, the self check out froze and required manager override. As the technician came over to me to call for a manager, he talked to me for a minute saying this has been put into place by corporate. As It turns out that they had Received orders to freeze transactions when the system detects hoarding to avoid clearing the shelves. Interesting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78365528


That is very interesting. I checked out with a human cashier at Sam’s today. But I noticed they had a lot more self checkouts than I remember the last time I went.
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02/22/2020 10:30 PM
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At this point I would bring a pocket full of cash with you.

Try a credit card...try a check...but if both fail you will have cash to pay with.

With any luck you wont need to use the cash...but just in case!
 Quoting: Mental Case


What will you do when all cash has corona virus on it?
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


Excellent point ^^^^

Also EFT machines, elevator buttons, escalator hand rails etc.

If I think about how many times I touch something potentially contaminated in one day it blows my mind....

Business as usual Bunny Swan what state are you in I call...

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Everyone's tax return money is finally hitting!

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02/22/2020 10:32 PM
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same at Walmart

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What will you do when all cash has corona virus on it?

------------------

Or your mail?

Wash my hands 27 times a day like I'm doing now...MAN are my hands dry!
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02/22/2020 10:36 PM
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Bullshit...im a WAL-MART cashier and seen nothing of the sort...
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02/22/2020 10:38 PM
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 Quoting: esp 78355868


So how come nobody's doing this at the Wal-Mart I work at ? Bullshit fear mongering ....but if this continues to progress then yeah.,,maybe a few weeks from now...shelves are full and people just buying their usual stuff.
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I always check the camping section at big stores- nearly wiped out a walmart in ri & one over border in mass. Camp stoves, dried food, lanterns & much more... with signs that read "out of stock, no reordering ". This was 2 wks ago. Nobodys going camping in northeast right now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77671860


That's because we are selling last year's camping stuff on clearance ...new camping stock arriving soon.
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I still have beer, sealed up in the can, from ten years ago. I've never known beer to go bad. It may age in peculiar ways, like a fine wine, to the point where you will wish you had forgotten more.


 Quoting: The Starbuckian

Yes beer does go bad.
It gets flat and has a nasty 'skunky' flavor.

Found some last time I moved. (in a coleman cooler buried in a outbuilding) Opened one and took a swig. Don't know if it was poison, because i spit it out.
 Quoting: Sikhed


Little known fact: A person that drinks beer becomes immune to the coronavirus. Stock up on beer if you want to live.
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I went to a local store today and bought an unsweetened iced tea! There were plenty of them left on the shelf, but heres the strange part......all the sweetened.....were gone! Poof!
cattheend
 Quoting: Don Draper from Nantucket


SWEET TEA DOOM!!!!

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Funny story, I was at Costco, and I was prepping not going to lie, but I wasn’t buying anything too crazy. Maybe the most I was purchasing was canned food and dried foods. Then during check out, when I swiped my rubbing alcohol, the self check out froze and required manager override. As the technician came over to me to call for a manager, he talked to me for a minute saying this has been put into place by corporate. As It turns out that they had Received orders to freeze transactions when the system detects hoarding to avoid clearing the shelves. Interesting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78365528


Rubbing alcohol... hmmm. Looks like that's on my list to get on Monday.

Or maybe I'll get another bottle of vodka.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Make it gin and you will be ok to go. (Gin is made from juniper berries - powerful antimicrobial), and Tonic has quinine in it which is supposed to be good).

A medicinal drink - you can say.
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Central TX, HEB fully stocked, it seems I'm the only Coronatard for 3 counties.....
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Waco?
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It’s called saturday shopping by people who work during the week.

whatever
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I was at Walmart in North Alabama today. Nothing unusual. No one wearing any masks. No signs of panic buying.
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I always check the camping section at big stores- nearly wiped out a walmart in ri & one over border in mass. Camp stoves, dried food, lanterns & much more... with signs that read "out of stock, no reordering ". This was 2 wks ago. Nobodys going camping in northeast right now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77671860


That's because we are selling last year's camping stuff on clearance ...new camping stock arriving soon.
 Quoting: Halfbreedgal 72920432



None of this stuff at the stores i went to was on clearance...
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I was at a Sam’s Club in Arkansas today. I was wearing an N95 mask and stocking up myself. A guy who also appeared to be stocking up stopped and said “Do you mind if I ask where you got that mask? I can’t find any myself.” I explained I bought a case of them for Ebola back in 2014. A few aisles later he found me again and said “are you here doing the same thing I am?” Since he had asked me about my mask I assumed so and said “I believe so”. We then started talking about the outbreak and various intel we had gotten for about 5 minutes or so. We then wished each other good luck and went about our respective shopping.
 Quoting: Deplorable Moraniac


Did you open carry your AK ?
 Quoting: MrReality


Nope. I prefer my AR-15 but I’m sure Sam’s wouldn’t let people do that.
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I went to a local store today and bought an unsweetened iced tea! There were plenty of them left on the shelf, but heres the strange part......all the sweetened.....were gone! Poof!
cattheend
 Quoting: Don Draper from Nantucket


SWEET TEA DOOM!!!!

hiding
 Quoting: Deplorable Moraniac


You freaking Yankees.
Go home and brew your own sweet tea.
If you were serious about it you would have a separate coffee maker just for tea.
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People don't know how to prep shop!

You don't buy 10 gallons of bleach...you buy a gallon every time you go...or 2 pounds of pasta every time.

You also get perishables along with non-perishables (bananas, eggs, stuff you will use).

Don't make it obvious.

But now that we're running out of time it will get VERY obvious!
 Quoting: Mental Case


Agreed, been buying up tuna for the last month. Everytime I go in there I get 3 cans of Tuna. Up to like 50 with so many packs of hot dogs.. going to be sick of this combo.
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did you have panic sex on the counter?





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