You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now??

:biggrin:

How many days supply of TP did you have fool?

im gonna use the neighbors cat -

How do you not have hemorrhoids from only using paper?
Doesnt it itch?
I use baby wipes then regular paper then soap and water.

So soap should be number 1
Not fucking paper.
Dumb cunts

Screw Bounty, what ya want here is Viva! 1/2 square foot of soft cotton goodness! Your ass wil thank you.

you will be the first one dead in a survival situation

little bitch omg i need soap to wipe my bum bum!


PUSSAWOL!

>using a piece of tissue paper to smear shit around your asshole instead of washing it out

Fuckin idiot

You weren't part of the nothingburger crowd, were you?

I know where to buy all the toilet paper and paper towels I need in Georgia and for just $10.00 I will tell you.. truck loads!

Go shit in a cathole and come back talk. They may not be toilet paper for your ultrasensitive brown eye, but I thought you could use these.

Did they fall of the back of the truck?

Panic early

Panic often


beat the rush

:)

No, most of the buying was from scammers trying to resell the shit for a profit. But then it escalates. I bought a bunch too, not because of corona, but because lots of people were making a run and I didn't want to be out (like you are). So it became a vicious cycle.

$100 toilet paper rolls sold on Truxtun and Chester in Bakersfield

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Some asshole on ebay was selling TP for 99 cents per SHEET. In his first picture, he showed the roll, so some people thought it was 99 cents per ROLL. He had sold 98 in one hour. Fucking scammer should go to jail. Probably some poor homebound elderly people buying on ebay because Amazon as out, thinking they're getting 12 rolls for about $12.

I reported the fucking asshole to ebay.

Because this forum is as it is, I'm sure someone here will offer assistance with your needs, via their tongue!

I’ve got you covered Phenn

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ask Brief. he'll clean you up.

Pfft, that's cheap compared to 1 milion for "12 Megarolls"
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Phen, look into something called a Portable Bidet. It's basically like a squeeze bottle you spray up your ass. It really cuts down on TP. You can either let it air dry, blow dry, or use the towel of your least favorite person in the house.

Those who lag use leaves.....

DO NOT FLUSH....THROW THE SHITTY PAPER TOWELS IN THE TRASH THEN BURN THEM UP WIND FROM THE HOARDERS

Your telling me a GLP forum administrator didn't have strategic TP stockpiles?

Most people would die, myself included, if they had to use the tiny toilet paper that comes in an mre pack!!!

leave her alone man shit happens lolz

U crack me up

ditto ... there's no excuse for any GLPers. Many Trumptards were living in denial though.

SOLD OUT !

Those were not refried beans in that taco!

Quicker picker upper