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Monkeys attack lab technician, STEAL Covid-19 blood samples in India

 
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A gang of monkeys assaulted an employee of a medical college in northern India and snatched blood samples of coronavirus-positive patients from him, causing panic among locals.

The brazen attack took place in broad daylight on the campus of the state-run medical college in the town of Meerut in the state of Uttar Pradesh earlier this week.

The laboratory technician was transporting the tests from four patients undergoing treatment for Covid-19. All of a sudden, “monkeys grabbed and fled with the blood samples,” Dr. S. K. Garg, a top official at the college, told Reuters.

The authorities said it wasn’t clear if the thieves were able to open the samples and spill their contents, but the resourcefulness of these animals is well-known. A video which swiftly went viral on social media shows one of the monkeys sitting on a tree and chewing on the sample collection kits.


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05/29/2020 10:58 AM

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Thanks for the pin.
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#PlanetOfTheApes is trending...
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I was just waiting for this to happen! :-)
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WTF 1rof1
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We are in the apocalypse!
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Surely there is a Simpsons episode that predicted this, right?
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A gang of monkeys assaulted an employee of a medical college in northern India and snatched blood samples of coronavirus-positive patients from him, causing panic among locals.

The brazen attack took place in broad daylight on the campus of the state-run medical college in the town of Meerut in the state of Uttar Pradesh earlier this week.

The laboratory technician was transporting the tests from four patients undergoing treatment for Covid-19. All of a sudden, “monkeys grabbed and fled with the blood samples,” Dr. S. K. Garg, a top official at the college, told Reuters.

The authorities said it wasn’t clear if the thieves were able to open the samples and spill their contents, but the resourcefulness of these animals is well-known. A video which swiftly went viral on social media shows one of the monkeys sitting on a tree and chewing on the sample collection kits.


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Just when I think I've heard it all...

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05/29/2020 11:15 AM
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Combat trained by monkeys, not humans.
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Monkeys drink the blood....now we got a new problem.
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05/29/2020 11:20 AM
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Was the gang made up of 12 monkeys?
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05/29/2020 11:20 AM
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:weloled:
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It is inhumane to call them monkeys. They are undocumented laboratory technicians
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Sounds like beginning

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05/29/2020 11:23 AM
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Of course they did...*looonnnggg sigh*. This should pan out really well.JC-0bhwg
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Such bullshit...its laughable.
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05/29/2020 11:26 AM
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Whoa! Whoa! EXCUSE ME?
They're referred to as African Americans, thank you very much!
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i believe this over anything I read on cnn
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05/29/2020 11:30 AM
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So, a a hazmat team with an armed guard with a tamper proof box was not in order for a “deadly pandemic”............

bsflag It’s fake news.
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05/29/2020 11:31 AM
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I guess this is India's warning to China
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05/29/2020 11:32 AM
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Was it a gang of twelve monkeys?
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05/29/2020 11:34 AM

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Re: Monkeys attack lab technician, STEAL Covid-19 blood samples in India
A gang of monkeys assaulted an employee of a medical college in northern India and snatched blood samples of coronavirus-positive patients from him, causing panic among locals.

The brazen attack took place in broad daylight on the campus of the state-run medical college in the town of Meerut in the state of Uttar Pradesh earlier this week.

The laboratory technician was transporting the tests from four patients undergoing treatment for Covid-19. All of a sudden, “monkeys grabbed and fled with the blood samples,” Dr. S. K. Garg, a top official at the college, told Reuters.

The authorities said it wasn’t clear if the thieves were able to open the samples and spill their contents, but the resourcefulness of these animals is well-known. A video which swiftly went viral on social media shows one of the monkeys sitting on a tree and chewing on the sample collection kits.


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Just when I think I've heard it all...

5 gold stars
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Yeah. As if the killer wasps thing wasn't bad enough.

God knows what we will get next month.
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05/29/2020 11:39 AM
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Let me guess
Was there 12 of them?
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Well, the beasts didn't have a Target to riot and rob so they jacked up the medical transport.
It's happening all over.





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