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In the hospital, wife induced, first child coming

 
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Been here since yesterday. High blood pressure and other risks let doctors to do induction. Not sure if baby will come today, tomorrow, or goodness forbid Thursday. It's our first. Wish us luck!

He's going to be a great baby, born under riots and pandemic. Good times!
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You dumbass! Why would you bring a child into the world these crazy times we're living in!?
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You know it takes 9 months for the baby to cook right? There was no pandemic or riots then. I guess this needs to be explained to you for some reason.
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There were democRats nine months ago, idiot.
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Yeh, let's all stop reproducing because Democrats exist.
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06/02/2020 09:14 PM
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No one cares about your effing kid
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I do..

To you OP..:Love to you 2:
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as I said earlier I know who you are... and I can report it.
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You dumbass! Why would you bring a child into the world these crazy times we're living in!?
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You know it takes 9 months for the baby to cook right? There was no pandemic or riots then. I guess this needs to be explained to you for some reason.
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There were democRats nine months ago, idiot.
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Yeh, let's all stop reproducing because Democrats exist.
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That will eliminate them in a few generations. Nobody to sponge off.
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No one cares about your effing kid
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I do..

To you OP..Love to you 2congratuations
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Thanks for your kindness!
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06/02/2020 09:15 PM
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Grab your baby and DO NOT LET THEM GIVE IT THE Hep B shot in its foot! BIG CHANCE OF CAUSING AUTISM.

They will do it when you aren't looking so you must keep your baby in your room with you at all times and threaten to sue if they vax it.

There's a thread here on it from a couple of days ago.
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If it's a girl do not name her karen. totstare
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Been here since yesterday. High blood pressure and other risks let doctors to do induction. Not sure if baby will come today, tomorrow, or goodness forbid Thursday. It's our first. Wish us luck!

He's going to be a great baby, born under riots and pandemic. Good times!
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It took me a minute to get this posted but I hope and Pray you hear every word.

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Grab your baby and DO NOT LET THEM GIVE IT THE Hep B shot in its foot! BIG CHANCE OF CAUSING AUTISM.

They will do it when you aren't looking so you must keep your baby in your room with you at all times and threaten to sue if they vax it.

There's a thread here on it from a couple of days ago.
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Thread: Hepatits B vaccine within first 30 days of life increases autism risk 1135 percent
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Grab your baby and DO NOT LET THEM GIVE IT THE Hep B shot in its foot! BIG CHANCE OF CAUSING AUTISM.

They will do it when you aren't looking so you must keep your baby in your room with you at all times and threaten to sue if they vax it.

There's a thread here on it from a couple of days ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4781216


Thread: Hepatits B vaccine within first 30 days of life increases autism risk 1135 percent
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Must be how they make future democRats.
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No one cares about your effing kid
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It was a given that someone like you would post something like this. Thanks for your time!
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I care !

Prayer sent for wife and baby !

May they be safe through the passage and beyond!

Courage is being optimistic enough to become a parent in these times !

Your child will have many advantages -
Among them at least one parent that doesn’t believe everything in tv and the internet

GLP is a type of vaccination against that ... not that I’m for vaccinations

Congrstualtions!

Boy or Girl?
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Thanks! Been on GLP for 13 years so I do like to think I'm well informed.

We have a baby boy coming. So happy about this :) wife is ready for baby now but looks like we will have to be a bit more patient.

It's not been easy to be courageous in fact I have been scared at times.... but in the end, you do what you need to and life goes on.

Nurse just came in and said she just had a positive covid test.... maybe she should not have said that...
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Re: In the hospital, wife induced, first child coming
Grab your baby and DO NOT LET THEM GIVE IT THE Hep B shot in its foot! BIG CHANCE OF CAUSING AUTISM.

They will do it when you aren't looking so you must keep your baby in your room with you at all times and threaten to sue if they vax it.

There's a thread here on it from a couple of days ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4781216


I read that thread, already discussed with doctors and wife. Not getting hep b shot here.

Does it matter in foot versus other spot? Going to wait a bit before getting that shot.
put rock in geyser.
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If it's a girl do not name her karen. totstare
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I wouldn't want to add to the priviledge of Karens!
put rock in geyser.
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06/02/2020 09:29 PM
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I have two. 4 very good pieces of advice that I have for you.

1. CORNSTARCH! a nurse told me about this. Buy bulk cornstarch. It's non toxic. Put it under baby's chin, all around the neck (use lots, pack it in there) put cornstarch behind knees, private areas front and back including the "crack area in back". Trust me. Milk gets under the chin on the neck and causes horrendous and painful rashes. Using cornstarch means your baby will never suffer from rashes..ever! My babies never had rashes because of this. Use generously. Its safe.. Don't use baby powder or butt paste or any stupid ointment or cream. Start using cornstarch after every bath and when you change a diaper, go ahead and wash the neck with a warm clean cloth, gently, apply cornstarch every time.

2. Simethicone, when your baby is crying non stop and you have done everything but the baby still seems like he or she is in pain, you can bet its GAS. Give simethcone OTC.

3. A life saver - glycerine suppositories. Constipation is the other reason babies cry non stop. If the suppository is too big, cut in hald width wise. You will relieve a ton of pain and unnecessary late nights with no sleep.

Recap, cornstarch, simethicone, suppositories.

TRUST ME
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06/02/2020 09:31 PM
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Oops the 4th piece of advice.

Wet wash cloth put in freezer until nearly frozen.. Twist into cylinder shape before freezing. Give to baby for painful teething.
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Oops the 4th piece of advice.

Wet wash cloth put in freezer until nearly frozen.. Twist into cylinder shape before freezing. Give to baby for painful teething.
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Thanks for all your advice! I will research these first but will certainly look into it!
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06/02/2020 09:45 PM
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Re: In the hospital, wife induced, first child coming
Grab your baby and DO NOT LET THEM GIVE IT THE Hep B shot in its foot! BIG CHANCE OF CAUSING AUTISM.

They will do it when you aren't looking so you must keep your baby in your room with you at all times and threaten to sue if they vax it.

There's a thread here on it from a couple of days ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4781216


I read that thread, already discussed with doctors and wife. Not getting hep b shot here.

Does it matter in foot versus other spot? Going to wait a bit before getting that shot.
 Quoting: Space Janitor


Why are you even going to vax your angel? Wtf? You'll regret it dude. I do. My kid has serious mental issues attributed to vaxxing.
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06/02/2020 09:47 PM

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Congratulations!!

Hope everything goes well with the birth hf

Keep us updated
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Will do! This thread will become a historical archive of his birth lol. Might be fun to look back here in 10 years.
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OK...in that case tell him this OLD FART (My grand kids call me that) wish's him a happy birthday and I hope nobody gives him a smack on his tiny butt!
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Grab your baby and DO NOT LET THEM GIVE IT THE Hep B shot in its foot! BIG CHANCE OF CAUSING AUTISM.

They will do it when you aren't looking so you must keep your baby in your room with you at all times and threaten to sue if they vax it.

There's a thread here on it from a couple of days ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4781216


I read that thread, already discussed with doctors and wife. Not getting hep b shot here.

Does it matter in foot versus other spot? Going to wait a bit before getting that shot.
 Quoting: Space Janitor


Why are you even going to vax your angel? Wtf? You'll regret it dude. I do. My kid has serious mental issues attributed to vaxxing.
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I dunno, I know I want him to get the kitchen sink.... also not sure what is or isn't mandatory.
put rock in geyser.
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Re: In the hospital, wife induced, first child coming
Congratulations!!

Hope everything goes well with the birth hf

Keep us updated
 Quoting: EllenRipley


Will do! This thread will become a historical archive of his birth lol. Might be fun to look back here in 10 years.
 Quoting: Space Janitor


OK...in that case tell him this OLD FART (My grand kids call me that) wish's him a happy birthday and I hope nobody gives him a smack on his tiny butt!
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Nice Calvin and Hobbs.... thank you sir!
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06/02/2020 09:52 PM

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If it's a girl do not name her karen. totstare
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funny!


meanwhile Torchie says it best as she nurses Sparky:

torchienursing


OP, thank God for parents like you and your wife!
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Soak it in, your life is about to change very quickly. Take it all in and succumb to the emotions. I’m happy for you
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06/02/2020 09:59 PM

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life gets real after today, be a good dad go the extra mile cas theres no love like the love of your children, and remember their love dont cost $ till 14ish all a kid wants is time with you, good luck
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CONGRATS man!!! Nothing is exciting, scary, and amazing as the birth of your child. It will be a memory you will adore for the rest of your life. Just hope you don't go through 24 hours of labor like my wife did.

Best of luck to you, mom, and baby.
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Re: In the hospital, wife induced, first child coming
Grab your baby and DO NOT LET THEM GIVE IT THE Hep B shot in its foot! BIG CHANCE OF CAUSING AUTISM.

They will do it when you aren't looking so you must keep your baby in your room with you at all times and threaten to sue if they vax it.

There's a thread here on it from a couple of days ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4781216


I read that thread, already discussed with doctors and wife. Not getting hep b shot here.

Does it matter in foot versus other spot? Going to wait a bit before getting that shot.
 Quoting: Space Janitor


Why are you even going to vax your angel? Wtf? You'll regret it dude. I do. My kid has serious mental issues attributed to vaxxing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4781216


I dunno, I know I want him to get the kitchen sink.... also not sure what is or isn't mandatory.
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Kitchen sink? Nothing is mandatory. Homeschool your kid. He's yours, not theirs.
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Wow..Good luck to you and the missus
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Aww enjoy and good luck. Many blessings. No words can describe the birth of your first born. Treasure every moment, including nap times.

Plus COVID & Riots will be a great entry for the baby book. It’s history. My Oldest was the Iran/Russia nuclear and Youngest was hurricane Katrina.
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If it's a girl do not name her karen. totstare
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funny!


meanwhile Torchie says it best as she nurses Sparky:

torchienursing


OP, thank God for parents like you and your wife!
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Great news bud and I hope it's healthy and You have a happy family. I lost My family last year but I think I found someone else and since She can't have children We are talking about adopting so hopefully I'll be a father again also.
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Water is broke, epidural is in place and test dose underway. We are officially at 36 weeks now so no guaranteed NICU :)

We are expecting baby today june 3rd. All is well so far. Fingers crossed!
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Congratulations to you and the mom ana





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