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Im telling yall. Better stock up on food and TP for the winter. The shit rolls down hill from here out.

 
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Re: Im telling yall. Better stock up on food and TP for the winter. The shit rolls down hill from here out.
Stop being wasteful!

Buy a bunch of face cloths for drying off and install a bidet.

Quit playing the TP game.

My family switched to bosses in both bathrooms and our butts are much happier and way cleaner.

It's so refreshing too!

And...we bought the self installed cheap ones that don't use electricity or hot water.

The water line just becomes room temperature even in winter as long as your house heater is on.

You can even install them in an apartment and remove them when you move out.
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I can think of a couple of former "bosses" whom I'd LOVE to be able to abuse in my bathroom!!! scheming
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butt whip
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Re: Im telling yall. Better stock up on food and TP for the winter. The shit rolls down hill from here out.
OP is likely correct.

The NWO will stop at nothing to guarantee their puppet is installed this November.

The market will be crashed hard, the covid will spread like wildfire, the riots will be stepped up.

If there's ANY doubt in their mind about defeating Trump, they will continue to make Americans lives as miserable as possible using their bought & paid for Governors, Congress & Senators from both parties.

When Trump does win, they will go scorched earth and try to make this the Winter of America's Discontent.

Good news is....we will emerge in the Fall fingers flying in a big fuck you as the economy & nation soar to glory once more.
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Re: Im telling yall. Better stock up on food and TP for the winter. The shit rolls down hill from here out.
WE got a bidet. I'm not going through that again. I can't believe how my lil' taint lived without the funky little spray saying HELLO chocolate starfish!
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I hate it when the commies tell a joke and try to blend in here....
banana2
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Don't worry, eventually they will realize that bidet requires plumbing and functional electrical systems and so on, and so will only last as long as civilization does.
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Just use a bucket of water and your hand god damit!
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Re: Im telling yall. Better stock up on food and TP for the winter. The shit rolls down hill from here out.
dow jones +336
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And why is it up? Because the economy is in a V shaped recovery? Lol. No it's because the Fed is pumping and dumping, buying junk corporate bonds and debt. When that comes to an end and it will, the bottom is going to fall out like nobody has ever seen. But keep pinning your hopes and dreams on wall street. It's not a ponzi scheme at all........
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Re: Im telling yall. Better stock up on food and TP for the winter. The shit rolls down hill from here out.
dow jones +336
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What does the Dow Jones have to do with food shortages homie?
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Well they will see it coming first.
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Dow going up means nothing.

The Dow can go up because investors shift their investments and cash away from food and agri-business into opposing sectors (like metals, defense companies, pharma, etc).
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Re: Im telling yall. Better stock up on food and TP for the winter. The shit rolls down hill from here out.
You same people that are adamant about what’s forthcoming are the same ones wearing mask, though....
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Re: Im telling yall. Better stock up on food and TP for the winter. The shit rolls down hill from here out.
The Tribulation in the Bible is 3.5 years. That should be your prepping guide.
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damned

Getcha Spam kits
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Why did you just post a thread on random thoughts? Where is your substance?
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Tools, and shoes.
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Re: Im telling yall. Better stock up on food and TP for the winter. The shit rolls down hill from here out.
You are obviously not a prepper nor am I but shit paper is the least of your worries. I have plenty of old tshirts to tear into pieces to use and rewash at a river bed.
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Re: Im telling yall. Better stock up on food and TP for the winter. The shit rolls down hill from here out.
I do not understand why people insist of stocking a freezer when there is a good possibility of no electricity.
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Exactly why I skipped the grocery store and bought 12 chickens, 3 goats and 4 cows instead. Meat stays the freshest on the hoof.

Edit to say: They were practically giving the cows away. I only planned to buy 1, but got 4 for the price 1 was last time I had looked.

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Re: Im telling yall. Better stock up on food and TP for the winter. The shit rolls down hill from here out.
Just got home from my Super Walmart. Lots of open shelf space but nothing totally out. Lolol with ONE noticeable exception. The store was completely out of their plastic bags at EVERY register. We use our own cloth bags so my wife was ok but many shoppers were stunned!

Stock up folks. Point is anything could vanish fast and will when it all hits in force.

Buckle up.....
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Re: Im telling yall. Better stock up on food and TP for the winter. The shit rolls down hill from here out.
See Pooka's great thread on prepping when you are poor.

Suggestions:



2. Get a grain grinder if possible with your budget...
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Shows the directions this yhread has been going.

I initially read this as 'get a grinder for your bidet'
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LOL me too.
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If I knew how to insert a thumbs up smilie it would be here man
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China produces 90% of americas pharmaceuticals. I don't see if you go to war, how this gets sorted out.

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You same people that are adamant about what’s forthcoming are the same ones wearing mask, though....
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Because spreading a virus that kills the vulnerable doesn't help the cause of freedom.

Anti globalism and public health sensibilities are not mutually exclusive.

You know that right?
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Re: Im telling yall. Better stock up on food and TP for the winter. The shit rolls down hill from here out.
Take his advice if you haven't already! The Dark Ages have arrived!
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I'm busy edging my sword.
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Re: Im telling yall. Better stock up on food and TP for the winter. The shit rolls down hill from here out.
nelson1

I've got a 6 years supply of tp roll
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Holy shit, that's a lot. You might die of starvation but at least you'll die with a clean booty hole.


Come on and take a free ride.
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Re: Im telling yall. Better stock up on food and TP for the winter. The shit rolls down hill from here out.
Actually all posters on here - how many months stock up are you going for?
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I was initially going for a one year supply but I have continued beyond that to supplement my freeze dried and dehydrated food with additional wheat, white rice, and various kinds of beans. I buy them in 25 pound sacks. It used to be that we had no idea when doom might arrive and so freeze dried seemed like an intelligent choice. But now I think you’re better off just buying shelf stable food like rice, beans, and canned foods on sale because you will get a lot more food for the money you spent. I don’t think doom is very far in the future anymore. Besides, canned food is good for years past its expiration date.

Also, remember to buy things like charcoal filter replacements for your water filter systems, and medical supplies that you can obtain over the counter. Costco has a two pack of Acetaminophen that is extremely cheap. I have pounds and pounds of baking soda. Make sure you have enough salt, you should have 25 pounds of it. Where are you going to get it when you run out? You can’t live without salt. I also bought several different types of antibiotics from a Veterinarian supply store. Fish antibiotics and bird antibiotics are exactly the same ingredients and formulation and manufacturing process as human antibiotics and in fact may be slightly better. You should look up on a prepper website to find out what three or four main types of antibiotic you should have on hand. Most antibiotics are safe past the pull date but there are some that become toxic after the expiration and you should know the difference. Get a used copy of a physician desk reference book. Go to used bookstores and look online for used books that cover field medicine, emergency medical techniques, what to do when there’s no dentist around, and natural herbal healing remedies.

I have a thumb drive with tons and tons of reference materials on how to fix things how to build things how to repair things, where to plant how to build root cellars, how to preserve foods, how to build a fire without matches, how to deliver a baby, all of that stuff will disappear from your every day Googling ability. I have a laptop and a solar charger to charge the battery so that even if the grid goes down, in theory I can still use my laptop for reference material. I have hundreds of books that I bought at the dollar bookstore over the past 10 years including atlases, dictionaries, encyclopedias, medical reference books, history of the world, history of western civilization, history of the United States, how to grow crops, how to preserve foods, textbooks for children of all ages, novels, Bibles, hymn books, cookbooks, canning instruction books, a 1960s edition of the great books of the western world series. If I die in the next couple of years, I fully expect someone else will make good use of all my preps. Also buy used children’s clothing in all various sizes and including boots for winter and work boots for kids, sturdy shoes that will last and can be passed down through the years. Make sure everybody has a set of sturdy, durable winter clothes. I have parkas and boots for men and women who may show up in my northern climate. If I want them to be able to go out and cut wood they’re going to need to be dressed for it, and many people will be fleeing from the city with the clothes on their back. It’s also a good idea to have non-electric, old-fashioned tools.
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Re: Im telling yall. Better stock up on food and TP for the winter. The shit rolls down hill from here out.
I have five gallon buckets with beans and rice for the quick get away! I'll wipe my as with a rabbit!
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Re: Im telling yall. Better stock up on food and TP for the winter. The shit rolls down hill from here out.
The more there are comments like this floating on social media, the more likely we will experience shortages. It benefits the suppliers but not the general consumer. The hoarders get nervous and contribute to the problem.
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I have five gallon buckets with beans and rice for the quick get away! I'll wipe my ass with a rabbit!
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Is this about airborne ebola? hiding
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Bubonic plague next. watch it, google it. already in the news in Mongolian area
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You'll lose that civilized life quick!
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Re: Im telling yall. Better stock up on food and TP for the winter. The shit rolls down hill from here out.
OP is likely correct.

The NWO will stop at nothing to guarantee their puppet is installed this November.

The market will be crashed hard, the covid will spread like wildfire, the riots will be stepped up.

If there's ANY doubt in their mind about defeating Trump, they will continue to make Americans lives as miserable as possible using their bought & paid for Governors, Congress & Senators from both parties.

When Trump does win, they will go scorched earth and try to make this the Winter of America's Discontent.

Good news is....we will emerge in the Fall fingers flying in a big fuck you as the economy & nation soar to glory once more.
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Who is their puppet?
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PUPPET MASTER
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Anyone but Trump.

In Bidens case, he is not only figuratively their puppet, but literally as well if you've been paying attention.

Someone needs a good dose of I Pet Goat 2 apparently.

Try to keep up huh, things will be moving fast from here on in.

A good amount of a priori knowledge will be assumed. No time to rehash all the details of the last 8 decades
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I have five gallon buckets with beans and rice for the quick get away! I'll wipe my as with a rabbit!
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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks “when you take a shit, does it stick to your fur?” The rabbit looks up and replies “no.” The bear picks up the rabbit and uses it to wipe his ass.
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OP here. Reports of TP being sold out all across the nation now. Guess I was right after all.
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OP here. Reports of TP being sold out all across the nation now. Guess I was right after all.
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OP you're a fucking retard

You're making it so elderly people can't get TP. It's not essential

you could literally wipe your ass a thousand ways as a healthy man or woman. Stop panicking you limp dick piece of shit
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OP here. Reports of TP being sold out all across the nation now. Guess I was right after all.
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OP you're a fucking retard

You're making it so elderly people can't get TP. It's not essential

you could literally wipe your ass a thousand ways as a healthy man or woman. Stop panicking you limp dick piece of shit
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