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What did Jesus mean when he said "I tell you today you will be with me in paradise" tLk23:43

 
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I tell you today, you will be with me in paradise.
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Matthew 9:6
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6 But that ye may know that the Son of man hath power on earth to forgive sins, (then saith he to the sick of the palsy,) Arise, take up thy bed, and go unto thine house.
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When you stink after biking there's something off in your dna makeup.
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I mean I already had rh- so but I'm as preservent and chary as anyone else.
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And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom.
And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.
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And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom.
And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.
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Where did they both go that day?
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to sleep.
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to sleep.
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That's right;
“Most truly I say to you, the hour is coming, and it is now, when the dead will hear the voice of the Son of God, and those who have paid attention will live. 26For just as the Father has life in himself, so he has granted also to the Son to have life in himself. 27And he has given him authority to do judging, because he is the Son of man. 28Do not be amazed at this, for the hour is coming in which all those in the memorial tombs will hear his voice 29and come out, those who did good things to a resurrection of life, and those who practiced vile things to a resurrection of judgment. 30I cannot do a single thing of my own initiative. Just as I hear, I judge, and my judgment is righteous because I seek, not my own will, but the will of him who sent me. Jo5:25

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It was his polite way of saying .... hey dumbass... pay attention !! Ima talkin to youse hear!!!
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It was his polite way of saying .... hey dumbass... pay attention !! Ima talkin to youse hear!!!
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Actually the guy he spoke to was the smarter one, no?
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The other guy went to h*** he had a last chance and blew it
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No punctuation in original languages, up to translator where to put comma...

I tell you this today, you will be with me in paradise.

After a long study I believe above is the proper translation.
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Re: What did Jesus mean when he said "I tell you today you will be with me in paradise" tLk23:43
The whole thing about all of us having to wait for judgement day was B.S.


Christ's salvation doesn't have to wait for that.


That doctrine was a belief of the Israelites, the vision of the dead bones of Israel coming back to life really had to do with the State of Israel coming back into existence.


After Christ's death, his apostles (especially Paul) and their successors (the "doctors of the church") twisted his teachings probably into something he would barely recognize.
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The other guy went to h*** he had a last chance and blew it
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Show me this.
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Re: What did Jesus mean when he said "I tell you today you will be with me in paradise" tLk23:43
ok OP..Today I tell you that one day you will be 50...Another example..today I tell you that you will see me again.One more time..Today I tell to you will be with me in heaven..It does not have to mean this day..I am simply telling you today that this or that may happen..It is simply a misread scripture taken as he meant that that day it world happen..
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ok OP..Today I tell you that one day you will be 50...Another example..today I tell you that you will see me again.One more time..Today I tell to you will be with me in heaven..It does not have to mean this day..I am simply telling you today that this or that may happen..It is simply a misread scripture taken as he meant that that day it world happen..
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applause
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Re: What did Jesus mean when he said "I tell you today you will be with me in paradise" tLk23:43
Commas are important!


“And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.”

KJV

"To day" comes after the comma, not before.


Now you could argue the KJV translators had it wrong...
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Re: What did Jesus mean when he said "I tell you today you will be with me in paradise" tLk23:43
Commas are important!


“And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.”

KJV

"To day" comes after the comma, not before.


Now you could argue the KJV translators had it wrong...
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


“The emphasis in this text is on the word ‘today’ and should read, ‘Truly I say to you today, you will be with me in Paradise.’ The promise was made on that day and it was to be fulfilled later. This is a characteristic of Oriental speech implying that the promise was made on a certain day and would surely be kept.” Therefore, the Greek phrase at Lu 23:43 may reflect a Semitic way of expressing emphasis. The Hebrew Scriptures provide numerous examples of the idiomatic usage of “today” in solemn expressions, such as promises and commands.
[G. M. Lamsa, Gospel Light—Comments on the Teachings of Jesus From Aramaic and Unchanged Eastern Customs, pp. 303-304]

Deuteronomy 4:26 I do take the heavens and the earth as witnesses against you today that you will surely and quickly perish from the land that you are crossing the Jordan to take possession of. You will not last long on it, but you will be utterly annihilated.

Deuteronomy 6:6
6 These words that I am commanding you today must be on your heart,

Deuteronomy 7:11
11 Therefore, take care to keep the commandments and the regulations and the judicial decisions that I am commanding you today, by observing them.

Deuteronomy 8:1
8 “You should be careful to observe every commandment that I am giving you today, so that you may continue living and multiply and go in and take possession of the land about which Jehovah swore to your forefathers.

Deuteronomy 8:19
19 “If you should ever forget Jehovah your God and you walk after other gods and serve them and bow down to them, I do bear witness against you today that you will surely perish.

Deuteronomy 30:15
15 “See, I do put before you today life and good, and death and bad.

Zechariah 9:12
12 Return to the stronghold, you prisoners with hope.
Today I am telling you,
‘I will repay to you, O woman, a double portion.
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Re: What did Jesus mean when he said "I tell you today you will be with me in paradise" tLk23:43
Did Jesus mean the evil doer would be resurrected in heaven to serve as assistant king, or on earth to make Edenic paradise during the 1,000 year reign?
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Thou shalt not commit an adult tree.
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It means there is an eternal today. We are in the movie while we watch in the theater. Today you are in Paradise.
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And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom.
And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.
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Where did they both go that day?
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To paradise, Abramam's Bosom. To wait, well Jesus went there to inform those who died under the law about salvation, the other guy is waiting along with everyone else who has ever died. They wait on one side of the gulf or the other...
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And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom.
And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.
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Where did they both go that day?
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To paradise, Abramam's Bosom. To wait, well Jesus went there to inform those who died under the law about salvation, the other guy is waiting along with everyone else who has ever died. They wait on one side of the gulf or the other...
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Obviously that excludes Jesus, he isn't waiting, he is at the right hand of the Father. He only spend 3 days on the bad side of paradise.
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Re: What did Jesus mean when he said "I tell you today you will be with me in paradise" tLk23:43
Jesus symbolizes the creator subconscious mind, the deep beliefs creating the external reality of the criminal.

The story is saying that even though the criminal created the situation of his demise, he was not ultimately at game over, as the deeper root of reality, eternal consciousness, doesn't end. The criminal and Jesus are of the same.

It's like quantum entanglement. Where one exist, so does the other. Jesus is both in paradise and in pain on the cross (in human life), and where Jesus is, so is the individual across all time, space, and circumstance.
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And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom.
And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.
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Where did they both go that day?
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To paradise, Abramam's Bosom. To wait, well Jesus went there to inform those who died under the law about salvation, the other guy is waiting along with everyone else who has ever died. They wait on one side of the gulf or the other...
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No scripture support?
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Re: What did Jesus mean when he said "I tell you today you will be with me in paradise" tLk23:43
Jesus symbolizes the creator subconscious mind, the deep beliefs creating the external reality of the criminal.

The story is saying that even though the criminal created the situation of his demise, he was not ultimately at game over, as the deeper root of reality, eternal consciousness, doesn't end. The criminal and Jesus are of the same.

It's like quantum entanglement. Where one exist, so does the other. Jesus is both in paradise and in pain on the cross (in human life), and where Jesus is, so is the individual across all time, space, and circumstance.
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I loved the 60's but seriously where is the evil doer now?
CLUE:
"I also said in my heart about the sons of men that the true God will test them and show them that they are like animals, 19for there is an outcome for humans and an outcome for animals; they all have the same outcome. As the one dies, so the other dies; and they all have but one spirit. So man has no superiority over animals, for everything is futile. 20All are going to the same place. They all come from the dust, and they all are returning to the dust. 21Who really knows whether the spirit of humans ascends upward, and whether the spirit of animals descends down to the earth? 22And I saw that there is nothing better than for a man to find enjoyment in his work, because that is his reward;" Ecc3:18

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It meant the destination of all humans who peruse eternity is Paradse...the central isle of the entire creation... I am from there and I started out human and went thru the whole thing and arrived on Paradise.. it takes millions of years at least.

Now go and read the Urantia Book because its all in there and a huge section on the glorious outcomes of Humans through out the creation.
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It meant the destination of all humans who peruse eternity is Paradse...the central isle of the entire creation... I am from there and I started out human and went thru the whole thing and arrived on Paradise.. it takes millions of years at least.

Now go and read the Urantia Book because its all in there and a huge section on the glorious outcomes of Humans through out the creation.

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It meant the destination of all humans who peruse eternity is Paradse...the central isle of the entire creation... I am from there and I started out human and went thru the whole thing and arrived on Paradise.. it takes millions of years at least.

Now go and read the Urantia Book because its all in there and a huge section on the glorious outcomes of Humans through out the creation.
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Congratulations on you arrival.
Do I have to read the WHOLE book?
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It meant the destination of all humans who peruse eternity is Paradse...the central isle of the entire creation... I am from there and I started out human and went thru the whole thing and arrived on Paradise.. it takes millions of years at least.

Now go and read the Urantia Book because its all in there and a huge section on the glorious outcomes of Humans through out the creation.
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Congratulations on you arrival.
Do I have to read the WHOLE book?
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You post some really good questions DGN.. I always check your threads... and every one of them would be answered in that book... It depends on YOUR interests... I skipped around in the book until I eventually had it all read... Its over 2000 cramped pages long.

I think if you gave it a try you would not want to put it down.... you have that kind of searching mind you know...:consult divine w:





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