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Hasbro toy doll has button on crotch area that makes orgasmic excited noises when pushed

 
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Is this the Lena Dunham toy of choice? Disgusting.
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She would call it "Little Sister".
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08/06/2020 03:32 PM
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ERMAHGHERD!!! lmao
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I think Hasbeen should be forced to list this button's function on the box and what it's purpose is. Truth in labeling or get sued! How does one market a function button in a girl's private area.

This doll has a tummy button that makes her talk and sing and a button between her legs that makes her giggle and go ooooo!

Walmart would still stock it on the shelf.
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08/06/2020 03:36 PM
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The to is designed to make noise when its set down. Kind of clever actually. There was no intent at perversion here. Does the doll have orifices that when poked make noise? No.

You guys have sick minds honestly. Paranoid delesional perverts.

Why no outrage over the toys that are literally tutds and piss? Look it up. They are called Poopees. I found those far more disgusting and blatantly in your face. Get a grip on reality.
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I think Hasbeen should be forced to list this button's function on the box and what it's purpose is. Truth in labeling or get sued! How does one market a function button in a girl's private area.

This doll has a tummy button that makes her talk and sing and a button between her legs that makes her giggle and go ooooo!

Walmart would still stock it on the shelf.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76730178


First off, its not a girl its a troll. Lol. Secondly they do list on the box that the doll makes noises when sqeezed. It probably just came down to ackaging and they left that part off. Do they list every feature of adult products on the box? No.
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08/06/2020 03:41 PM
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You idiotic people want to ban everything. You are just as bad if not worse than the commie libtards. Most the comments calling you out on this one have been deleted. Whats your agenda? Find wrong where there is none so you can do evil shit while nobody is looking? Seems plausible. An illusion. One hand draws the other away.

People need to wake up to this false outrage stuff.
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I think Hasbeen should be forced to list this button's function on the box and what it's purpose is. Truth in labeling or get sued! How does one market a function button in a girl's private area.

This doll has a tummy button that makes her talk and sing and a button between her legs that makes her giggle and go ooooo!

Walmart would still stock it on the shelf.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76730178


First off, its not a girl its a troll. Lol. Secondly they do list on the box that the doll makes noises when sqeezed. It probably just came down to ackaging and they left that part off. Do they list every feature of adult products on the box? No.
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Obviously you live in a different reality.
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I think Hasbeen should be forced to list this button's function on the box and what it's purpose is. Truth in labeling or get sued! How does one market a function button in a girl's private area.

This doll has a tummy button that makes her talk and sing and a button between her legs that makes her giggle and go ooooo!

Walmart would still stock it on the shelf.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76730178


First off, its not a girl its a troll. Lol. Secondly they do list on the box that the doll makes noises when sqeezed. It probably just came down to ackaging and they left that part off. Do they list every feature of adult products on the box? No.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78131890


Obviously you live in a different reality.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76730178


Its a fucking fantast toy troll doll that makes noises when you set it down. Nothing more. Nothing less. 90% of abuse victims are groomed by family members not fucking toys.
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08/06/2020 03:48 PM
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I dont fully understand what reasoning goes behind propaganda like this but I can assure you something stinks. This is being done to hide real crime by distorting the truth and drawing yiur attention to a non issue rather than demanding real criminal acts and perpetrators be investigated.
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You idiotic people want to ban everything. You are just as bad if not worse than the commie libtards. Most the comments calling you out on this one have been deleted. Whats your agenda? Find wrong where there is none so you can do evil shit while nobody is looking? Seems plausible. An illusion. One hand draws the other away.

People need to wake up to this false outrage stuff.
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What's truly idiotic is a button between a dolls legs.
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I think Hasbeen should be forced to list this button's function on the box and what it's purpose is. Truth in labeling or get sued! How does one market a function button in a girl's private area.

This doll has a tummy button that makes her talk and sing and a button between her legs that makes her giggle and go ooooo!

Walmart would still stock it on the shelf.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76730178


First off, its not a girl its a troll. Lol. Secondly they do list on the box that the doll makes noises when sqeezed. It probably just came down to ackaging and they left that part off. Do they list every feature of adult products on the box? No.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78131890


Obviously you live in a different reality.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76730178


Its a fucking fantast toy troll doll that makes noises when you set it down. Nothing more. Nothing less. 90% of abuse victims are groomed by family members not fucking toys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78131890


And it just happens to have the Trans Flag colors for hair and Rainbow Flag colors on the box. Nope, no agenda here.
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I think Hasbeen should be forced to list this button's function on the box and what it's purpose is. Truth in labeling or get sued! How does one market a function button in a girl's private area.

This doll has a tummy button that makes her talk and sing and a button between her legs that makes her giggle and go ooooo!

Walmart would still stock it on the shelf.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76730178


First off, its not a girl its a troll. Lol. Secondly they do list on the box that the doll makes noises when sqeezed. It probably just came down to ackaging and they left that part off. Do they list every feature of adult products on the box? No.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78131890


Obviously you live in a different reality.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76730178


Its a fucking fantast toy troll doll that makes noises when you set it down. Nothing more. Nothing less. 90% of abuse victims are groomed by family members not fucking toys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78131890


It is a super cute doll, it's too bad that the Hasbeen designer's didn't see the short comings of putting a button between her legs.
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08/06/2020 03:57 PM
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boss

"They prey on man, rather than pray for man."

These sickos have not resisted the evil sparks that cling to them yet...

fish
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putin

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08/06/2020 04:04 PM
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It’s being pulled from the market already! Thank goodness, that was awful!
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Now everyone will forget it instead of going after the product development creeps that dreamed this thing up.

Heads should roll, literally if possible.
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08/06/2020 04:05 PM
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I'd be willing to bet that Hasbro or one of it's capital investors has paid people to bomb this thread with total mental retardation.
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08/06/2020 04:11 PM
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I dont fully understand what reasoning goes behind propaganda like this but I can assure you something stinks. This is being done to hide real crime by distorting the truth and drawing yiur attention to a non issue rather than demanding real criminal acts and perpetrators be investigated.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78131890


^Pedo^
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08/06/2020 04:13 PM
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i wish i had 20 of them to sell on ebay -
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Satan is rife in the world.

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08/06/2020 04:19 PM
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Joe Biden wants one!
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08/06/2020 04:23 PM
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hasbro is that an oprah company? oprah aprroves of this toy tho
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08/06/2020 04:24 PM
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I don't see how anyone can say this was a mere accident. Why did some not come with the feature. Why would it coincidentally make those certain sounds? Not to mention the colors of the doll and what they represent.
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08/06/2020 04:28 PM
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I hate normalization/grooming but this truly looks like the doll is supposed to giggle when you sit her down. The buttons more on her ass. This is too paranoid. Just a dumb cheap doll.

1dunno1
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Yeah they went out on a limb on this one. Gotta wonder whats going on in some of these peoples heads?
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It is the latest craze - Everyone and Everything is after the children!!!!!!!!!! I'm so outraged!!!!!

5a
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I think Hasbeen should be forced to list this button's function on the box and what it's purpose is. Truth in labeling or get sued! How does one market a function button in a girl's private area.

This doll has a tummy button that makes her talk and sing and a button between her legs that makes her giggle and go ooooo!

Walmart would still stock it on the shelf.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76730178


First off, its not a girl its a troll. Lol. Secondly they do list on the box that the doll makes noises when sqeezed. It probably just came down to ackaging and they left that part off. Do they list every feature of adult products on the box? No.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78131890



SHILL ALERT.................

The toy was made to manipulate kids

YOU ARE A TRAITOR AND A SICK F.
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I think Hasbeen should be forced to list this button's function on the box and what it's purpose is. Truth in labeling or get sued! How does one market a function button in a girl's private area.

This doll has a tummy button that makes her talk and sing and a button between her legs that makes her giggle and go ooooo!

Walmart would still stock it on the shelf.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76730178


Moms are finding this on Walmart's shelves all over the country today. Walmart is struggling to get this thing to disappear out of its stores right now~!
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Knowing the potential bizarre and overblown reaction from all of these children crusader loonies, Hasbro should have gotten their money's worth and made it so that when the toy was sat down on its ass-button it would say stuff in a deep ominous voice like:

"Into the tunnels!!!!"

"Don your black robes!!!"

"Dance with the skulls!!!!"

"The time for sacrifice is nigh!!!!"

"Tonight we hunt!!!!"

5aIdol1hidingpigchefzombiessiren2wtfdoom
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Show me on this doll where you touched the doll.....
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Lol
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Hasbro is probably innocent just like Disney and others that would never put subliminal pervert messages in their products aimed at children. They wouldn't be so blatant as to just put in our face would they?
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the troll is a female demon succubus
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 Quoting: Uncle Fuck Stick


Uncle Val, did we have a talk the other day about where my cousin was living?

I remember having it, I was just wondering if you needed a tattoo to help you remember to not have Taya living in the red light district in ponzi central.





GLP