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I'm bored, give me your best FAKE NEWS headline

 
1LittlemanRp

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11/15/2020 10:19 PM

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BREAKING NEWS: SCOOPI DOO AND SHAGGY TOO BOTH PASS DRUG TEST!

Reliable source is suspected to Chic named Thema.

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I would rather live as if God exist and find out He doesn't than to live as if He doesn't and find out He does.
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11/15/2020 10:22 PM
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I'm a psychic, I can see an alternative dimension where Joe Biden won the 2020 President election.

CNN: China are the good guys. Kill Republicans
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11/15/2020 10:22 PM

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Obama administration had no scandals.

ohappy

Where's Lois Lerner?

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11/15/2020 10:25 PM
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RESEARCH STUDY SHOWS BLACKS HAVE A HIGHER AVERAGE IQ THAN WHITES AND DISPLAY KINDNESS MORE OFTEN...
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11/15/2020 10:27 PM
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Biden stroke renders him unfit for Presidency.
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11/15/2020 10:27 PM
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Biden wins presidential election.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77972105


mainstream mediyuuuu :
PRESIDENT ELECT BIDEN blah blah blah

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since when such position exists ?
nimmerfall

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opsucks
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isn't there a followup to that headline here somewhere..
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Conscious Observer

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11/15/2020 10:29 PM
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This is the cleanest most transparent election in history. Absolutely no evidence of voter fraud whatsoever....



I had a hard time writing that bull junk. yak
Prez Elect Fluffy Pancakes

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11/15/2020 10:33 PM

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Didn't read everything so my apologies if it's already been done....

"Patriots Celebrate Biden Win"

Then...

"CNN Awarded Pulitzer for Election Coverage"
Things are bad enough, there is no need to make anything up. ~Fluffy

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11/15/2020 10:38 PM
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I need a laugh because our stupid Governor (Inslee) of Washington state is locking us down for a month starting Monday at midnight.

Make me laugh please....

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BIGGEST LAUGH on EARTH is on EVERYONE!

THE DEVIL FOOLED YOU THAT HIS 666 COVID19 IS REAL!

NO MASK NO TESTING NO SOCIAL DISTANCING NO LOCKDOWN

YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED!

WILLINGLY TAKING A DEADLY VACCINE IMPLANT CHIP FOR SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST!

"REALITY ITSELF IS SHIFTING AND CHANGING WITHIN AND AROUND US AND "GREAT SPIRITUAL DARKNESS" IS COMING "INFINITE DARKNESS"!

THE "ONLY DISEASE" IS THAT OF THE "LYING DARKNESS" OF WIDE SCALE INSTITUTED PLANETARY "DISHONESTY" OF THE SATANIC DEEP STATE ELITE SWAMP...

WHICH "THE CURE" IS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP WHO IS "TRUTH AND LIGHT" OF WIDE SCALE INSTITUTED PLANETARY "HONESTY"!
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rayof
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11/15/2020 10:40 PM
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Indeed. It was, of course, Trump who put into play repeatedly the lie -- concocted to try to invalidate Obama's presidency -- that he wasn't American, wasn't born in the US (and might even be a secret Muslim). As Obama explains of Trump, "For millions of Americans spooked by a Black man in the White House, he promised an elixir for their racial anxiety."

[link to www.cnn.com (secure)]

Apparently before Trump was POTUS he stole Obama's birth certificate. The bastard.
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11/15/2020 10:55 PM
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As you can clearly see world trade center tower 7 is still standing
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11/15/2020 10:56 PM
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I need a laugh because our stupid Governor (Inslee) of Washington state is locking us down for a month starting Monday at midnight.

Make me laugh please....

catfilenails
 Quoting: MyPillow


“Breaking: Joe Biden is the Best Person Alive and Has Never Creepily Touched Any Underaged Girls.”
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When he gropes little girls it turns them into angels and they live forever.
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11/15/2020 10:57 PM
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Trump wins legal challenges* Will serve second term after all*
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OP asked for fake news headlines not future news.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77972105


Joe Biden, President-elect...
Serenity_Seeker

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11/15/2020 11:08 PM
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Global Warming....

[link to www.upi.com (secure)]

Snip: Nov. 12 (UPI) -- Even if global greenhouse gas emissions are reduced to zero by the end of the year, new research out of Norway suggests Earth's climate will, after a brief decline in global temperatures, continue to warm through at least 2500.

Why its fake: Its not global warming, its climate change. Weather is cyclical. The poles are shifting again and the Sun is less active.
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11/15/2020 11:11 PM
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Survey in all states

Not a single US election officer has found fraud

In the presidential election between Donald Trump and Joe Biden, there was no manipulation that influenced the result: research by the New York Times shows.

[link to www.bazonline.ch (secure)]
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11/15/2020 11:11 PM
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BLM urges Biden to concede for the good of the nation.
Blooming HaHa

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11/15/2020 11:45 PM
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yawn This claim about election fraud is disputed.

yawn Learn how voting by mail is safe & secure.

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The honest man must be a perpetual renegade.
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11/15/2020 11:50 PM
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EPSTEIN KILLED HIMSELF!
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Trump wins legal challenges* Will serve second term after all*
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76857603


"Trump caught in FBI Child Trafficking Sting, several bodies found in west wing closet"
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HARRISbiden Campaign institutes Mandatory Head Covering Order

"EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: All Progressive Party members of all genders are required the wear the Red Kameltoe Pussyhat at all times until Donald Trump Concedes the Presidency."
"Keep a weather eye to the chart on high and go home another way"

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11/16/2020 12:30 AM
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“If you want your doctor you can keep your doctor!!”

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11/16/2020 12:36 AM
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Biden nominates Xi jing ping for 10th supreme court slot.
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lmao
judahbenhuer

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11/16/2020 12:38 AM
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Elon Musk sending 16 Astronauts on Falcon Heavy powered by the combustion of millions of fraudulent mail-in ballots to land on and explore Nubiru.

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“My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave.”
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"The Bible that is falling apart usually belongs to a person who is not." - Charles Spurgeon

“I apprehend no danger to our country from a foreign foe . . . Our destruction, should it come at all, will be from another quarter. From the inattention of the people to the concerns of their government, from their carelessness and negligence, I must confess that I do apprehend some danger. I fear that they may place too implicit a confidence in their public servants, and fail properly to scrutinize their conduct; that in this way they may be made the dupes of designing men, and become the instruments of their own undoing. Make them intelligent, and they will be vigilant; give them the means of detecting the wrong, and they will apply the remedy.”

“If we abide by the principles taught in the Bible, our country will go on prospering and to prosper; but if we and our posterity neglect its instructions and authority, no man can tell how sudden a catastrophe may overwhelm us and bury all our glory in profound obscurity.” -Daniel Webster
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Hackers redirect BLM/Antifa funding to local police and organizations rebuilding cities.
“My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave.”
-Stonewall Jackson

"The Bible that is falling apart usually belongs to a person who is not." - Charles Spurgeon

“I apprehend no danger to our country from a foreign foe . . . Our destruction, should it come at all, will be from another quarter. From the inattention of the people to the concerns of their government, from their carelessness and negligence, I must confess that I do apprehend some danger. I fear that they may place too implicit a confidence in their public servants, and fail properly to scrutinize their conduct; that in this way they may be made the dupes of designing men, and become the instruments of their own undoing. Make them intelligent, and they will be vigilant; give them the means of detecting the wrong, and they will apply the remedy.”

“If we abide by the principles taught in the Bible, our country will go on prospering and to prosper; but if we and our posterity neglect its instructions and authority, no man can tell how sudden a catastrophe may overwhelm us and bury all our glory in profound obscurity.” -Daniel Webster
judahbenhuer

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Hunter Biden wins peace prize.
“My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave.”
-Stonewall Jackson

"The Bible that is falling apart usually belongs to a person who is not." - Charles Spurgeon

“I apprehend no danger to our country from a foreign foe . . . Our destruction, should it come at all, will be from another quarter. From the inattention of the people to the concerns of their government, from their carelessness and negligence, I must confess that I do apprehend some danger. I fear that they may place too implicit a confidence in their public servants, and fail properly to scrutinize their conduct; that in this way they may be made the dupes of designing men, and become the instruments of their own undoing. Make them intelligent, and they will be vigilant; give them the means of detecting the wrong, and they will apply the remedy.”

“If we abide by the principles taught in the Bible, our country will go on prospering and to prosper; but if we and our posterity neglect its instructions and authority, no man can tell how sudden a catastrophe may overwhelm us and bury all our glory in profound obscurity.” -Daniel Webster
Anonymous Coward
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11/16/2020 02:01 AM
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The best one I saw was, “Elon Musk Tests Positive for Covid” in Ars Technica. Actually, Elon took four tests under identical circumstances, and two came back positive, two negative.

But the article said, the tests gives more false negatives, therefore, Elon really tested positive.
Katipo2017

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11/16/2020 02:04 AM

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Anonymous cowards know what they are talking about.
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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11/16/2020 02:06 AM
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I got one for ya, "trump wins reelection".
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11/16/2020 02:15 AM
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Hundreds of girls were rescued from Michael Moors basement Saturday with 2 arrest Hunter Biden and Michael Moore & more arrest are expected as the investigation is ongoing by the local police who refuse to hand the case over to the FBI.





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