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1LittlemanRp
User ID: 79388600 United States 11/15/2020 10:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BREAKING NEWS: SCOOPI DOO AND SHAGGY TOO BOTH PASS DRUG TEST! Reliable source is suspected to Chic named Thema. Last Edited by 1LittlemanRp on 11/15/2020 10:20 PM I would rather live as if God exist and find out He doesn't than to live as if He doesn't and find out He does. |
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Remedial_Rebel
User ID: 78258400 United States 11/15/2020 10:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Obama administration had no scandals. Where's Lois Lerner? Last Edited by Remedial_Rebel on 11/15/2020 10:23 PM |
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Conscious Observer
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Prez Elect Fluffy Pancakes
User ID: 32413544 United States 11/15/2020 10:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Didn't read everything so my apologies if it's already been done.... "Patriots Celebrate Biden Win" Then... "CNN Awarded Pulitzer for Election Coverage" Things are bad enough, there is no need to make anything up. ~Fluffy "Never interrupt an enemy in the process of destroying himself." Quercitin and zinc...Get it. Take it. Visit howbad.info...If you took the shot, for sure. |
Hogleg
User ID: 79043758 United States 11/15/2020 10:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need a laugh because our stupid Governor (Inslee) of Washington state is locking us down for a month starting Monday at midnight. Quoting: MyPillow Make me laugh please.... BIGGEST LAUGH on EARTH is on EVERYONE! THE DEVIL FOOLED YOU THAT HIS 666 COVID19 IS REAL! NO MASK NO TESTING NO SOCIAL DISTANCING NO LOCKDOWN YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED! WILLINGLY TAKING A DEADLY VACCINE IMPLANT CHIP FOR SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST! "REALITY ITSELF IS SHIFTING AND CHANGING WITHIN AND AROUND US AND "GREAT SPIRITUAL DARKNESS" IS COMING "INFINITE DARKNESS"! THE "ONLY DISEASE" IS THAT OF THE "LYING DARKNESS" OF WIDE SCALE INSTITUTED PLANETARY "DISHONESTY" OF THE SATANIC DEEP STATE ELITE SWAMP... WHICH "THE CURE" IS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP WHO IS "TRUTH AND LIGHT" OF WIDE SCALE INSTITUTED PLANETARY "HONESTY"! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77747064 United States 11/15/2020 10:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.cnn.com (secure)] Apparently before Trump was POTUS he stole Obama's birth certificate. The bastard. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77747064 United States 11/15/2020 10:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need a laugh because our stupid Governor (Inslee) of Washington state is locking us down for a month starting Monday at midnight. Quoting: MyPillow Make me laugh please.... “Breaking: Joe Biden is the Best Person Alive and Has Never Creepily Touched Any Underaged Girls.” When he gropes little girls it turns them into angels and they live forever. |
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Serenity_Seeker
User ID: 22589844 United States 11/15/2020 11:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Global Warming.... [link to www.upi.com (secure)] Snip: Nov. 12 (UPI) -- Even if global greenhouse gas emissions are reduced to zero by the end of the year, new research out of Norway suggests Earth's climate will, after a brief decline in global temperatures, continue to warm through at least 2500. Why its fake: Its not global warming, its climate change. Weather is cyclical. The poles are shifting again and the Sun is less active. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79449091 Germany 11/15/2020 11:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not a single US election officer has found fraud In the presidential election between Donald Trump and Joe Biden, there was no manipulation that influenced the result: research by the New York Times shows. [link to www.bazonline.ch (secure)] |
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Blooming HaHa
User ID: 79610376 India 11/15/2020 11:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This claim about election fraud is disputed. Learn how voting by mail is safe & secure. Last Edited by Blooming HaHa on 11/15/2020 11:48 PM The honest man must be a perpetual renegade. |
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Hamlet's Mill
User ID: 63192641 United States 11/16/2020 12:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: All Progressive Party members of all genders are required the wear the Red Kameltoe Pussyhat at all times until Donald Trump Concedes the Presidency." "Keep a weather eye to the chart on high and go home another way" –James Taylor Never Die Young |
President Elect Chumpette
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sos
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judahbenhuer
User ID: 35926189 United States 11/16/2020 12:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Elon Musk sending 16 Astronauts on Falcon Heavy powered by the combustion of millions of fraudulent mail-in ballots to land on and explore Nubiru. “My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave.” -Stonewall Jackson "The Bible that is falling apart usually belongs to a person who is not." - Charles Spurgeon “I apprehend no danger to our country from a foreign foe . . . Our destruction, should it come at all, will be from another quarter. From the inattention of the people to the concerns of their government, from their carelessness and negligence, I must confess that I do apprehend some danger. I fear that they may place too implicit a confidence in their public servants, and fail properly to scrutinize their conduct; that in this way they may be made the dupes of designing men, and become the instruments of their own undoing. Make them intelligent, and they will be vigilant; give them the means of detecting the wrong, and they will apply the remedy.” “If we abide by the principles taught in the Bible, our country will go on prospering and to prosper; but if we and our posterity neglect its instructions and authority, no man can tell how sudden a catastrophe may overwhelm us and bury all our glory in profound obscurity.” -Daniel Webster |
judahbenhuer
User ID: 35926189 United States 11/16/2020 12:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hackers redirect BLM/Antifa funding to local police and organizations rebuilding cities. “My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave.” -Stonewall Jackson "The Bible that is falling apart usually belongs to a person who is not." - Charles Spurgeon “I apprehend no danger to our country from a foreign foe . . . Our destruction, should it come at all, will be from another quarter. From the inattention of the people to the concerns of their government, from their carelessness and negligence, I must confess that I do apprehend some danger. I fear that they may place too implicit a confidence in their public servants, and fail properly to scrutinize their conduct; that in this way they may be made the dupes of designing men, and become the instruments of their own undoing. Make them intelligent, and they will be vigilant; give them the means of detecting the wrong, and they will apply the remedy.” “If we abide by the principles taught in the Bible, our country will go on prospering and to prosper; but if we and our posterity neglect its instructions and authority, no man can tell how sudden a catastrophe may overwhelm us and bury all our glory in profound obscurity.” -Daniel Webster |
judahbenhuer
User ID: 35926189 United States 11/16/2020 12:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hunter Biden wins peace prize. “My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave.” -Stonewall Jackson "The Bible that is falling apart usually belongs to a person who is not." - Charles Spurgeon “I apprehend no danger to our country from a foreign foe . . . Our destruction, should it come at all, will be from another quarter. From the inattention of the people to the concerns of their government, from their carelessness and negligence, I must confess that I do apprehend some danger. I fear that they may place too implicit a confidence in their public servants, and fail properly to scrutinize their conduct; that in this way they may be made the dupes of designing men, and become the instruments of their own undoing. Make them intelligent, and they will be vigilant; give them the means of detecting the wrong, and they will apply the remedy.” “If we abide by the principles taught in the Bible, our country will go on prospering and to prosper; but if we and our posterity neglect its instructions and authority, no man can tell how sudden a catastrophe may overwhelm us and bury all our glory in profound obscurity.” -Daniel Webster |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79585113 United States 11/16/2020 02:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The best one I saw was, “Elon Musk Tests Positive for Covid” in Ars Technica. Actually, Elon took four tests under identical circumstances, and two came back positive, two negative. But the article said, the tests gives more false negatives, therefore, Elon really tested positive. |
Katipo2017
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