How many ascended masters are there on GLP?

NONE OF THEM.

I could be wrong about this, but I sort of wonder if a person might have flashes of ascendedness, but that no one is ascended all the time. Life is struggle, the body/mind is weak and etc.

He who says does not know

He who knows does not say

The Sphinx : He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.

those who think, speak
those who know, hold their tongue
those who understand, demonstrate

sad deplorable statement

I can think of two boobs....

People make mistakes. With our friends by our side we make less mistakes.

It's like this:

There's you, and me, and a book. The book has a lot of interesting knowledge in it. I know because i read it. Your didn't read it. Now you're pissed off at me for "keeping secret" the stuff i learned by reading the book??

It's not secret knowledge!! The book is right there! Read the fucking thing!

Judgemental (emphasis on the "MENTAL") intolerant being masquerading as an enlightened being.

zero

What about a descended master any good?

So, you just confirmed that teaching and sharing knowledge is not in the "masters" interest. They need to keep their advantage over everybody else to maintain their "superiority". Shameless. Selfish. Immoral.


Sharing knowledge is no one's obligation. All are equally capable of discovering.

Hint hint- is the discovering that is the good part!! If someone just gave it to you, there's be no benefit for you. It will make you worse off. The benefit happens in the discovering.

None need an advantage.

Just a Technicality I'm sure, but ascended means No Longer IN A Body. They may appear as inner guides.

I'm a descended master OP.

You're prob not going to do much better. You can't just order us like hookers.

Is there something I can help you with? I ain't got all day.

Ok then.

Stop orgasmic. You need the chi to awaken your hidden bio software. That includes all psychic abilities every person has that lays dormant. The beings won't allow you to enter the higher realms until you rise above your animalistic desires.
Inner silence is not obtained by thinking about it. Inner silence is a feeling. In order to train yourself as to what the feeling of inner silence is, don't meditate. That only leads to years of frustration. Instead practice read using silently without voicing the written words in your mind. That will accostom you to what inner silence feels like. Within a very short while you will be able to stay in That a brainwave oscillation speed where all visionary experiences occur.
There...

ass-ended mastards?

You can't take a joke, can you.

It's the sex jokes that always trigger you.

You need a good hard shag to relax a bit.

Descended?

As in always-on-my-knees-and-ready-to-service-you? I'd like a blowjob.

So says the great Lao-Tzu.

Law of Vs

I AM AMA

Ok then.

Stop orgasm (40 days) clench the perineum/perineal muscle to stop horny chi leakage from base chakra. You need the chi to awaken your hidden bio software. That includes all psychic abilities every person has that lays dormant. The beings won't allow you to enter the higher realms until you rise above your animalistic desires.
Inner silence is not obtained by thinking about it. Inner silence is a feeling. In order to train yourself as to what the feeling of inner silence is, don't meditate. That only leads to years of frustration. Instead practice reading words silently without voicing the written words in your mind. That will accostom you to what inner silence feels like. Within a very short while you will be able to stay in Theta brainwave oscillation speed where all visionary experiences occur.
There...
You are a door. What you are is how you behave. If you are evil, you are an evil door and evil can walk through you. You invite evil through your actions. Like attracts.

Process your evil.
Visualise explosions of gold light through your home and body, above your head and under your feet.

Be kind. Do good deeds whenever possible. Help people. Clear their energy with the gold light visualisation as well as public spaces. You are being watched.
Practice patience. No anger. Don't be a sleaze.
Clear your field of the disgusting shit porn rubbish. It stays with you and gives off a dirty vibe. Be kind to all animals.

that little thing is more like the wee shit-tzu

you know what that means

...and the Accidental Stoner,
uneducated schmuck off the street -
not a glorious Ascended Master at all



says:

Spiritual teaching does not exist.
Learning only.

Zoom in, zoom out;

what else is there for a conscious being?

Marvel at the beauty of the patterns. :)

There is only the One, aka Gayvid Edgar RaCock!

All others are merely pretenders.