My GF wanted me to listen to her song, she handed me her left ear bud and I saw a big chunky sticky yellow ear wax

that's okay OP she will be coming to my house tonight

Imagine the goo deposited on your choad when you sodomize her.

You might want to consider a full body cleanse

She nasty

Only because I pumped her so full that it ran out her ears

btw...that ain't ear wax

She'll be fine after a month or so

Smart!

Once I had a crush on the hottest guy. He was hungry and microwaved a burrito and ate it quickly. Then he kept talking to me with gross refried bean on his lip without knowing. Made me throw up inside.

That killed it for me. I can't think of him the same way ever again

You should have eaten it

you should have licked it

And your ears are perfectly clean and wax free of course

Always detested ear buds.
Never owned a pair.

I was told this before marrying: never pick your nose in front of the one you love.

Do you wipe your boogers on the carpet?

I blow them on the wall….

People say not to use q-tips to clean their own ears... because people are literally so fucking stupid they just punch out their eardrums.

and all the time he was imagining doing the same to ur bean...

thats kinda hawt

You might be ghey. If she is hot there is very little she could do that would disgust you. I once had a hot woman put a cherry pit in her mouth that I just spit out. It was initial disgust for like 30-50 milliseconds. I did not have a lab timer on it. About 2 seconds later we were banging.

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Strange.... Loved my husband so much that I never had that ewwww... Gross reaction!

I find people I don’t know very well have all sorts of comments about their poo problems & I don’t need to hear any of it!! Now that makes me gag & it’s annoying! Too much information... Disgusting!!

Did it taste like butterscotch?

5 stars, thread delivers much needed comic relief.

Great thread title. I just had to click on it. Lol