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21,000% Price Increase on Unvaccinated Sperm

 
Agent Smith 2014

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Blood should a be similar price increase.
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I'm already getting rich!

lmao
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Age cuttoff for sperm is probably 30... So don't go counting your chickens yet.
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09/06/2021 03:53 PM
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I am sure this will be true for blood banks in the future.
 Quoting: samOmighty


Pretty sure I ready here on GLP blood places are no longer taking vaxxed blood. I asked about this in the hospital as I had to have a procedure and the nurse wanted me to sign paperwork if I would accept a blood transfusion. I asked if it would be un-vaxxed blood, she said that's a really good question, but had no answer. I declined to sign it. Think of the millions of Un-Vaxxed like us who would never accept clotted blood, or women trying to have children that do not want clotted up sperm, or worse yet a child with a million defects. We actually should be seeing children of vaxxed parents coming around soon or within the next year. I hope everything is ok for the childrens sake but I think worse things are to come.
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21,000% Price Increase on Unvaccinated Sperm

“It’s the new white gold. Forget about BitCoin; the real money is in unvaccinated sperm,” shared Sam Yankwell of a local sperm bank, GoodSeed 4U.

“Nobody’s interested in post-jab material; all they care about is pre-Covid and certified unvaccinated samples. Our phones are ringing off the hook!”
[link to sodomsun.com]
 Quoting: dark_knight


Yankwell....nice
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09/06/2021 03:56 PM
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I would make so much money Blonde hair blue eyes, 5'11 210 lbs of solid muscle till the covid lockdown - I kinda look like fat Endgame Thor now, but still, I am unvaxxed and no history of disease (excluding 1 or 2 STDs- not my fault bartender stripper had HPV and I figured why use a condom, can't trap me, like, when will I ever be in Somalia again?)
... You may start the bidding ladies. Do I hear $100.00.?
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09/06/2021 03:57 PM
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I’ve got 4 ounces on Ebay right now. The bid is at $23,500 or “buy it now” for $25,000. Damn, my right hand is getting tired!
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09/06/2021 03:58 PM
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Yankwell is the guys name!
Idaho Potato, it's what's for dinner
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I am sure this will be true for blood banks in the future.
 Quoting: samOmighty


You shouldn't be so sure about your dumb ass predictions.
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09/06/2021 03:59 PM
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smells fishy, who is attempting to get pregnant these days?
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Certainly not most western millennials. They couldn't take care of a fish without killing it.
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a hobby and a career in one.
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09/06/2021 04:04 PM
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Oh my God, I can't even believe where this world has come to. It's totally farted! This has nothing to do with good people anymore.
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09/06/2021 04:08 PM
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Wonder what the age cutoff is tho.
 Quoting: Agent Smith 2014


I bet people will be willing to prefer unvaxed old to vaxed young. The age cutoff is rising.
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This meme is actually half a year old at this point:

https://imgur.com/a/hOVfHx4

 Quoting: BFD Unjabbed


lmao
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Oh my God, I can't even believe where this world has come to. It's totally farted! This has nothing to do with good people anymore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79098035


Isn't unvaxed "good", at least when compared to vaxed?
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DON'T VAX, PROPHYLAX!

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There is no anger in Me: If one offers Me thorns and thistles, I will march to battle against him, And set all of them on fire.

But if he holds fast to My refuge, He makes Me his friend; He makes Me his friend. (Isaiah 27:4-5)
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This meme is actually half a year old at this point:

https://imgur.com/a/hOVfHx4

 Quoting: BFD Unjabbed


But the big question: are the girls also unvaxed?

We need to start separating, because the only way you're likely to get a healthy baby at all is an unvaxed male in an unvaxed female.
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DON'T VAX, PROPHYLAX!

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There is no anger in Me: If one offers Me thorns and thistles, I will march to battle against him, And set all of them on fire.

But if he holds fast to My refuge, He makes Me his friend; He makes Me his friend. (Isaiah 27:4-5)
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Sam Yankwell.
 Quoting: Agent 99


Hee hee.

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09/06/2021 04:13 PM
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Age cuttoff for sperm is probably 30... So don't go counting your chickens yet.
 Quoting: Agent Smith 2014


I identify as 30 and date 20 year olds. Close enough.
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09/06/2021 04:14 PM
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I’ll look at it as an investment and “HOLD” until the price is right. It’s gonna go to the Moooooon...

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 Quoting: TimeRider2


diamond hands
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Sam Yankwell.
 Quoting: Agent 99


Haha, and sodomsun.com
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09/06/2021 04:16 PM

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Sam Yankwell.
 Quoting: Agent 99


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09/06/2021 04:20 PM
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Stealing this but...

Just to think of all the money I let slip through my hands!
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tounge
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09/06/2021 04:22 PM
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Read it and weep vaxx tards
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09/06/2021 04:23 PM
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Re: 21,000% Price Increase on Unvaccinated Sperm
This meme is actually half a year old at this point:

[imgur] [link to imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: BFD Unjabbed


But the big question: are the girls also unvaxed?

We need to start separating, because the only way you're likely to get a healthy baby at all is an unvaxed male in an unvaxed female.
 Quoting: oniongrass


Atleast here where im from I would suspect more women got it than men because women usually follow the herd. There are some exceptions.
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09/06/2021 04:24 PM
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Sam Yankwell.
 Quoting: Agent 99


Can't make it up
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09/06/2021 04:25 PM
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no man should donate his sperm ever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79358751


I tend to agree.
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means 99% of GLP and 90% of America can't donate sperm, because it's either too autistic, drunk, smoked or old
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79037924


But dat 1% tho....
 Quoting: BFD Unjabbed


rofl
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09/06/2021 04:27 PM
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Really? Sam YANKWELL? If that's his real name my mind is blown. If they are really paying $600 per load as shown in the picture, I would rub 2-3 out per week and live off that. If I did 4 a week I could probably support a nice drug habit. Time to make some phone calls lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79611648


It was his destiny from the start.
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09/06/2021 04:28 PM
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GLP Exclusive!

10% off Labor Day Special
First come, first serve.
Direct Deposit available upon request.



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Stealing this but...

Just to think of all the money I let slip through my hands!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71027978


epiclol





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