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Bought My Wife the Perfect Xmas Gift This Year!

 
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Bought My Wife the Perfect Xmas Gift This Year!
Glock 19 Gen 5

Thanks Putin!
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12/23/2021 09:51 PM
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Couldn't stand the wait so I took her to the gun shop today just to see. She held it in her hand after palpating every other pistol she was attracted to and said, "Oh fuck, I love this one!".

Then I broke her spirit when I made sure the sales girl told her they were sold out and that one was held.

Hehehe tounge rockon
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she's gonna love you
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12/23/2021 09:53 PM
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Santa/Satan is an evil bitch, think I came as close as I could to keeping the faith.
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she's gonna love you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81151083


:nicklol: YEP!!!
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Your undivided attention to her and your time on a well planned date night. Leave your phone OFF. She's happier than with any bobble or trinket no matter what that may cost. That's if you have the right woman as your partner and your right for her.
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Re: Bought My Wife the Perfect Xmas Gift This Year!
Good!
She's gonna need it real soon.

clappa
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Re: Bought My Wife the Perfect Xmas Gift This Year!
Good!
She's gonna need it real soon.

clappa
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She actually feels that more than the emphatic way you stated it my friend.
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Re: Bought My Wife the Perfect Xmas Gift This Year!
And how bout this, as we were leaving she took a look around for a bit and then pulled my arm and dragged me to a glass case while stating the following, "This is your next baby" as my eyes gazed upon the chrome plated Colt Python 44. "That's the one, baby" she said. I just smiled that best sex smile and moved her on to the door. cool2
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12/23/2021 10:19 PM
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Good deal…
Bought mine a hammer less Smith Wesson 642 with purple laser grips
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12/23/2021 10:21 PM
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Re: Bought My Wife the Perfect Xmas Gift This Year!
Bought mine a slingshot.
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12/23/2021 10:25 PM
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Good deal…
Bought mine a hammer less Smith Wesson 642 with purple laser grips
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80371977


Smith and Wesson, jus fuckin because! rockon
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Re: Bought My Wife the Perfect Xmas Gift This Year!
Bought mine a slingshot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77199595


Dude, I even fucking love you right now! SKOL!!
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12/23/2021 10:26 PM
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Re: Bought My Wife the Perfect Xmas Gift This Year!
Gonna have to step up to the plate next year and buy her a
fully auto AR
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12/23/2021 10:31 PM
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Gonna have to step up to the plate next year and buy her a
fully auto AR
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81151083


Shhhh, you can't buy those here... blink

I'll leave your thoughts to the rest, lol.
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12/23/2021 10:33 PM
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Re: Bought My Wife the Perfect Xmas Gift This Year!
Your undivided attention to her and your time on a well planned date night. Leave your phone OFF. She's happier than with any bobble or trinket no matter what that may cost. That's if you have the right woman as your partner and your right for her.
 Quoting: tkwasny


You have no clue how many of those moments we share on a regular basis my friend. And I'll add, it's her that needs reminded about her phone, not I. Perfect watch and self-shined boots to match.

Perfect comment for an old school soldier like me, you just assumed she was more. Not so much, although we've both been mentors in this journey.
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Re: Bought My Wife the Perfect Xmas Gift This Year!
Your undivided attention to her and your time on a well planned date night. Leave your phone OFF. She's happier than with any bobble or trinket no matter what that may cost. That's if you have the right woman as your partner and your right for her.
 Quoting: tkwasny

 Quoting: Daniel's Window


Fucked up dual post





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