Cookie Dough Can Explodes in Womans Vagina During Shoplifting!!!

they also found candy sprinkles and a number 6 birthday candle wedged into the woman’s vaginal cavity.

they also found candy sprinkles and a number 6 birthday candle wedged into the woman’s vaginal cavity.

There is something wrong when an American woman has to steal cookie dough while her children are with her. What is even wrong is for people on GLP to be joking about this. Notice the number 6 candle and sprinkles, it was most likely for one of her children's birthday.

Lesson learned is that parents will do anything to make their children happy. This amazing act of courage and bravery to risk prison time to give her child a happy 6th birthday should inspire GLPers not make them LOL.

F all those above who LOL'd at this lady. She's a hero to her children, especially the 6 year old.

Satire website.
Not real.

While stabilizing Greene they also found candy sprinkles and a number 6 birthday candle wedged into the woman’s vaginal cavity

MOMMMYYYY...these cookies smell funny!

How incredibly sad! I am praying for her, she wanted a birthday for a kid and the BLM and gangs can rob in broad daylight even jewels and that's ok!
Dear God has everyone lost their hearts!

You guys love posting stuff without checking if its real. But hey that's one of the prerequisites of being a republican so it's not surprising.

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And nine months later....

https://imgur.com/LFiTD2o

CCTV footage shows the young mother take the can to the toy aisle as her children crowded around her. Greene then lifted up her skirt and made the can of cookie dough “disappear.”

[link to now8news.com]

Says the guy from the side that believes men can have periods lol.

CCTV footage shows the young mother take the can to the toy aisle as her children crowded around her. Greene then lifted up her skirt and made the can of cookie dough “disappear.”

[link to now8news.com]

Can someone unpin this? It's fake.