I’m a soccer mom and I like to go to the grocery store

Kevin Wyons?

horny much?

Soccer is a dangerous sport because it causes brian damage. Have your kids play ping pong.

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Good job.
I salute you!

Just don't ask me to spectate... I don't have any of my own ankle biters out there running around. And after years of hockey... soccer is a mite slow.

Kevin Wyons drives a truck with a buttplug shoved into his Fatass

then you got what you wanted in life

i have not... yet

I think what OP is saying is that there's a tradition of grocery shopping that works for the grocery stores and for the customers. The 'new normal' of hiring 'shoppers' to bring your groceries out for you after ordering on so-called 'smart-phones' or ordering for delivery-- has a lot of downsides. I'm a grocery store traditionalist too... It kind of speaks to the type of people on GLP that we see the sarcastic posts about this rather than a measured academic and respectful response.

Soccer moms have a gaping void that they just can’t seem to ever fill. You follow?

Kevin are you off you're medication dressing as a woman again?

Your a homosexual who wants to be a soccer mom. Have you tried inheriting millions of dollars and running a huge Bitcoin mining operation? Must be nice.

Fixed

Do I need to strap a board to my ass?

Is this sung to the tune of "I'm a lumberjack"?

This. Soccer moms are horny af and are fun to hunt

Soccer is what Americans call Football, don't understand how you even have that term over there?

Gene Shopping at the Supermarket? I'm not talkin' Levis.

I see you standing a bit close in the organic isle and I rarely say a word. No way am I gonna let your Obese cuck of a Husband raise my seed.

Just out of curiosity, what is that gaping void?

They have jobs
They have active kids
They have husbands
They have nice homes
They have money for necessities
They have youth/health
They have decent educations


What, exactly, are they missing? If they are unhappy, it is usually because they have so much going on that they have little time for themselves. But the kids grow up and move off to college. They buy a golden doodle. They travel more. They have time to play Drunko Bunko with their older female friends. Doesn't seem such a bad life.

ODDLY THIS POST JUST ELEVATED RAP TO THE LEVEL OF ART.

WELL DONE SOCCER MOM.

you sound fat.

the real question is: are you a hot soccer mom who always wears sexy yoga pants?

Only morans would subject their kids to dangerous sports which cause brian damage.

You're*

He's speaking of the vagina

So op identifies as a soccer mom but is really a neck bearded basement dweller.

Groscerys once every two weeks with a tiny car was funniest...,now i do it almost daily or 3 times a week on a bike.

Is your name Karen?