[CANCELED]7th ANNUAL 4th OF JULY CAPTION THREAD! Win 1 (or more) 1-MONTH-free-upgrades!

Oracle! I cant believe ive read this correct.
Your internet is being turned off and your rent doubled???
thats horrible.

I hope things get better soon

Hey, T-Man!

Thank you for your kind words. I'm sorry that I have
shared my personal problems on the contest thread.
It was just bad day and we have been able to at least
resolve the internet tern-off (so far.) The rent issues
....not so much.

Anyways, it's all "life coming at ya" some days and
you just have to BEND like a leaf of grass in the WIND.
"This too shall pass" as they say.

Thanks again for your concern.


The Oracle's Cookie

CAPTION CONTEST WILL BE "POST-PONED" UNTIL I AM ABLE
TO ACQUIRE THE 100 KARMA POINTS NECESSARY FOR THE
UP-GRADE PRIZE.

I.D.THEFT HAS CANCELLED MY CABLE-PHONE-INTERNET (AS I GAVE MY JULY CABLE $$DOUGH
TO AN 'IMPOSTER CABLE GUY"--WOOPS! ISN'T THAT A MOVIE??)
...SO NO DOUGH LEFT THIS MONTH FOR GLP UPGRADE AWARDS!
I AM SO SORRY.



HOPE TO HAVE EVERYTHING BACK TO "NORMAL" BY MID-AUGUST
SO...JUST STAND BY! I'M REALLY SORRY YOU GUYS...

REMEMBER: "WHAT DOESN'T KILL YA...MAKES YOU STRONGER!"

HERE IS SOMETHING "IRONIC!"

I NEED A MEMBERSHIP UPGRADE AS OF 7-11-2022 SINCE OUR
CREDIT CARDS HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED BY THE I.D. THEFT
AND OUR NORMAL GLP MEMBERSHIP PAYMENT HAS NOT BEEN COLLECTED
FOR THIS MONTH!

IRONIC...I GUESS THE "CONTEST HOST" NEEDS AN UPGRADE! (The crazy
cray-cray of this world just gets more and more strange!)



UPDATE:
THANK YOU FOR WHOMEVER UPGRADED MY ACCOUNT!
(I'LL MAKE YOUR PROUD...I PROMISE!)

The Oracle's Cookie




The Oracle's Cookie



Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 07/28/2022 12:28 PM