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POLL: Thanksgiving Dinner has historically for me been...
 A true blessing with family gathered around for fun!
 A depressing blend of family fights and BAD NEWS!
 A T.V. dinner and some wine...then a NAP!
 Something I don't even want to "revisit." I'm Staying HOME!
 We don't celebrate "Thanksgiving" in my country...
 We don't celebrate "Thanksgiving" in my UNIVERSE!
 "WISH THEY WOULD BAN THANKSGIVING. Because....
 Nothing burger day.
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niceWORDS HAPPY THANKSGIVING

CONTEST WILL BE EXTENDED TO 10:00 PM EST 11-25-2022...GIVE US
A LITTLE MORE TIME TO BE CREATIVE!

WINNING CAPTION FOR THE DECEMBER 1-MONTH MEMBERSHIP WILL BE
AWARDED 12-04-2022 (my next payday!) GREEN KARMA AWARDS
for runners-up and members.


Winner winner chicken dinner!
END EDITS

EDITED: 11-24-2022 @6:00 PM EST

hi SORRY I AM LATE POSTING THE CONTEST!
Due to a "late start" today on the caption contest
(lots of family THANKSGIVING PREP to do!) I'm posting
the CAPTION CONTEST LATE on Thanksgiving Day. We'll keep
the contest OPEN UNTIL 11-25-2022 DINNER TIME (so we can
have Thanksgiving dinner "left-overs" and see who WON!)
Also have some "meal disasters" fresh in for 2022 to report!
Let us hear yours!


This will be my 6th "annual THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST. (It's actually
something like my 30th caption contest since joining in 2012--with lots of examples
in the GLP Archives if you need to check for ideas!)
Here is last year's Caption Contest:
Thread: THE THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST IS UP! Win 2 GLP upgrades for fun captions!

A.C.'s MUST HAVE A REGISTERED GLP ACCOUNT (BLUE NAME) FOR
ME TO BE ABLE TO UPGRADE. Current members will receive
green karma for their "winning captions" so everyone can
enter.


Anyone wishing to SPONSOR another GLP 1-month UPGRADE
please PM me or let me know in the thread!

END EDITS

We are having a truly "blessed THANKSGIVING" this year.
But I can tell you truthfully, there have been a few
Turkey Day "bummers" that in hindsight are really rather
funny to remember (though not so much when it's happening!)

Some of the Thanksgivings we recall are the ones that
go "SIDE-WAYS"--but in funny ways (not tragic, of course!)

Thread that inspired this Thanksgiving CAPTION CONTEST:
Thread: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama

Let's SHARE CAPTION IDEAS this contest that reflect some
HUMOR and some "rich STORY IDEAS"--Here's just one example
I found in a google search where Thanksgiving didn't quite
turn out like everyone expected:

SIDE-WAYS THANKSGIVING VIDEO


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
4 Minute duration.
I just LOVED those little kid clips--the one where
the little girl was crying because "the turkey's DEAD"
...and the one where she dropped her plate and couldn't
bring herself to eat "something off the floor!" Just
adorable. Just too funny.

EVER HAD A HOLIDAY DINNER WHERE IT WAS SO "RUDE"...EVEN THE TURKEY WANTED
TO LEAVE?


GetOUTTAdodge
"That Thanksgiving dinner was SO RUDE...
I'm outta here!"


CAPTION ONE OR ALL OF THESE IMAGES WITH "SIDE-WAYS TURKEY DAY"
IN MIND: (Please give PIC NUMBER and/or title with your entry)

I will give "special credit" for personal "sideways Thanksgiving
stories with the CAPTION! Let's have some fun with this:

PICTURE #1
SkoobySnackJIP
"Yeah...they had thanksgiving dinner...this is the ONLY thing
that didn't BURN!"


Picture #2
7-4captionCONTES
"I caught my FISH today on Thanksgiving!
...What could go wrong?"


Picture #3
StuckONscreen
"Bruce, the hungry raccoon...saw the Thanksgiving TABLE and
decided to try to get a bite for himself!"



I forgot to mention in the INTRO...that some of the GLP
families come into the CAPTION CONTEST WITH THEIR KIDS
--so that's why I request a PG13 Or alittle higher
for captions.


Rule of thumb for my contest threads:

If you wouldn't want your kid to read it DON'T POST IT.

Sorry--not meaning to censor.

Have a really great THANKSGIVING! (And please take it easy on each other!)

cheers
The Oracle's Cookie

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EDITED: 11-25-2022...OOPS! MY STAR JUST FELL OFF!


How funny! My STAR JUST FELL OFF..RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF
OUR CONTEST!

Due to circumstances beyond my control I will NOT be
able to PRIVATE PM sponsors or winners concerning aspects
of the contest WITH AN EXPIRED ACCOUNT (we all know how THAT
goes, right?)

So if you have entered--and you are a winner--you need
to come BACK INTO THE CONTEST THREAD TO CHECK. Don't
expect a private PM conversation as I can't do that when
my account expires.
It's all good tho...we can still finish
up!

The FREE MEMBERSHIP will be awarded on the date of my
next payday (12-4-2022)--Hope you can be patient! (10 days
out.)

Also...can't use my old smilies so that's a bummer! lol!

Thanks!

cheers
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I can start us off! (I'll be in and out of the thread
tonight as I am hosting our family Thanksgiving Day Dinner!)
Hope everyone has a really great time...


Picture #2
7-4captionCONTES
"Fluffy and Max have had their differences before...
but Max EATING THE WHOLE TURKEY (wrecking Mom's Thanksgiving)
was the LAST STRAW."


Have fun everyone!

cheers
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Been a really long day! I am POOPT!
"SIDE-WAYS THANKSGIVING CAPTION CONTEST" WILL BEGIN
AGAIN FRIDAY (11-25-2022) AFTERNOON! JOIN ME THEN PLEASE.

SoTired

See you all tomorrow--We'll try this again with a green pine!

pine

CONTEST WILL PICK UP AGAIN TOMORROW...MEAN WHILE,
FEEL FREE TO POST YOUR CAPTIONS!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE!

cheers
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Awe... I hope its one of those special cookies, the ones that make me feel all funny. When I've wolfed it down, I'm coming for the Thanksgiving leftovers once that cookie kicks in.
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Awe... I hope its one of those special cookies, the ones that make me feel all funny. When I've wolfed it down, I'm coming for the Thanksgiving leftovers once that cookie kicks in.
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hi Pixie!

Thanks for your caption.

Pretty quiet this year...I'll get this pinned tomorrow
afternoon so more folks can see it!

Hope you had a great Turkey Day!

cheers
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where the option "A time to reflect and thank GOD for the blessings I (or my family) have received from His hand" ?


That's what it's supposed to be about.
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Just got home off the road, O's C. Am bestowing green PINE on ya' since we need some brevity and humor for the holidays!

Thx for being a great Caption Contest hostess for us!
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OK, am going for pic #3 w/ ol' Rocky Raccoon plastered on the window screen.

Due to pre holiday imbibing, things went from sketchy to downright ugly when the men tried their hand at frying a turkey. Damn blast threw me against the cabin window!

And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm

“How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire
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OK, am going for pic #3 w/ ol' Rocky Raccoon plastered on the window screen.

Due to pre holiday imbibing, things went from sketchy to downright ugly when the men tried their hand at frying a turkey. Damn blast threw me against the cabin window!

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lmao

Thanks for the PINE and your cute caption!

Hope your Thanksgiving was truly blessed!

cheers
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Kept humming Carrie Underwood's hilarious song of Stretchy Pants while eating 2 helpings of nearly everything!

Yeah, the Holidays should be all about family, friends and food!
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I just thought of something for a CAPTION for the WILD
"SIDE-WAYS BARNEY BLOW-OUT" happening at the Macy's
Thanksgiving Day Parade (yesterday!)

[link to twitter.com (secure)]

You don't get more "side-ways" than this clip of the
BARNEY BALLOON going "postal!"


Picture #2
7-4captionCONTES
"JUST SHUT UP YOU STUPID DOG!"
Fluffy was hurt when MAX laughed so hard when the
MACY'S BARNEY BALLOON blew up...She wouldn't speak
to him the rest of Thanksgiving Day (she loved BARNEY.)

Discussion thread on this sad turn of events for the
kids here:
Thread: Barney the Dinosaur Exploded on Live TV!

cheers
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:niceWORDS: HAPPY THANKSGIVING

EDITED: 11-24-2022 @ midnight Thanksgiving.
We obviously have a very LOW TURN-OUT for the contest
Lots of folks are busy with family and dinner plans
--so I will GREEN PINE the thread tomorrow afternoon
and start the contest up again. Look for it around NOON
11-25-2022! Hope your Thanksgiving is SUPER!


EDITED: 11-24-2022 @6:00 PM EST

hi SORRY I AM LATE POSTING THE CONTEST!
Due to a "late start" today on the caption contest
(lots of family THANKSGIVING PREP to do!) I'm posting
the CAPTION CONTEST LATE on Thanksgiving Day. We'll keep
the contest OPEN UNTIL 11-25-2022 DINNER TIME (so we can
have Thanksgiving dinner "left-overs" and see who WON!)
Also have some "meal disasters" fresh in for 2022 to report!
Let us hear yours!


This will be my 6th "annual THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST. (It's actually
something like my 30th caption contest since joining in 2012--with lots of examples
in the GLP Archives if you need to check for ideas!)
Here is last year's Caption Contest:
Thread: THE THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST IS UP! Win 2 GLP upgrades for fun captions!

A.C.'s MUST HAVE A REGISTERED GLP ACCOUNT (BLUE NAME) FOR
ME TO BE ABLE TO UPGRADE. Current members will receive
green karma for their "winning captions" so everyone can
enter.


Anyone wishing to SPONSOR another GLP 1-month UPGRADE
please PM me or let me know in the thread!

END EDITS

We are having a truly "blessed THANKSGIVING" this year.
But I can tell you truthfully, there have been a few
Turkey Day "bummers" that in hindsight are really rather
funny to remember (though not so much when it's happening!)

Some of the Thanksgivings we recall are the ones that
go "SIDE-WAYS"--but in funny ways (not tragic, of course!)

Thread that inspired this Thanksgiving CAPTION CONTEST:
Thread: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama

Let's SHARE CAPTION IDEAS this contest that reflect some
HUMOR and some "rich STORY IDEAS"--Here's just one example
I found in a google search where Thanksgiving didn't quite
turn out like everyone expected:

SIDE-WAYS THANKSGIVING VIDEO


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
4 Minute duration.
I just LOVED those little kid clips--the one where
the little girl was crying because "the turkey's DEAD"
...and the one where she dropped her plate and couldn't
bring herself to eat "something off the floor!" Just
adorable. Just too funny.

EVER HAD A HOLIDAY DINNER WHERE IT WAS SO "RUDE"...EVEN THE TURKEY WANTED
TO LEAVE?


:GetOUTTAdodge:
"That Thanksgiving dinner was SO RUDE...
I'm outta here!"


CAPTION ONE OR ALL OF THESE IMAGES WITH "SIDE-WAYS TURKEY DAY"
IN MIND: (Please give PIC NUMBER and/or title with your entry)

I will give "special credit" for personal "sideways Thanksgiving
stories with the CAPTION! Let's have some fun with this:

PICTURE #1
:SkoobySnackJIP:
"Yeah...they had thanksgiving dinner...this is the ONLY thing
that didn't BURN!"


Picture #2
:7-4captionCONTES:
"I caught my FISH today on Thanksgiving!
...What could go wrong?"


Picture #3
:StuckONscreen:
"Bruce, the hungry raccoon...saw the Thanksgiving TABLE and
decided to try to get a bite for himself!"


Have a really great THANKSGIVING! (And please take it easy on each other!)

cheers
The Oracle's Cookie
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pug picture: that look on your liberal uncle's face when you dispute, with facts, everything he left on the table with that little nugget of information THE white house gave him in that "letter"
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niceWORDS HAPPY THANKSGIVING

EDITED: 11-24-2022 @ midnight Thanksgiving.
We obviously have a very LOW TURN-OUT for the contest
Lots of folks are busy with family and dinner plans
--so I will GREEN PINE the thread tomorrow afternoon
and start the contest up again. Look for it around NOON
11-25-2022! Hope your Thanksgiving is SUPER!


EDITED: 11-24-2022 @6:00 PM EST

hi SORRY I AM LATE POSTING THE CONTEST!
Due to a "late start" today on the caption contest
(lots of family THANKSGIVING PREP to do!) I'm posting
the CAPTION CONTEST LATE on Thanksgiving Day. We'll keep
the contest OPEN UNTIL 11-25-2022 DINNER TIME (so we can
have Thanksgiving dinner "left-overs" and see who WON!)
Also have some "meal disasters" fresh in for 2022 to report!
Let us hear yours!


This will be my 6th "annual THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST. (It's actually
something like my 30th caption contest since joining in 2012--with lots of examples
in the GLP Archives if you need to check for ideas!)
Here is last year's Caption Contest:
Thread: THE THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST IS UP! Win 2 GLP upgrades for fun captions!

A.C.'s MUST HAVE A REGISTERED GLP ACCOUNT (BLUE NAME) FOR
ME TO BE ABLE TO UPGRADE. Current members will receive
green karma for their "winning captions" so everyone can
enter.


Anyone wishing to SPONSOR another GLP 1-month UPGRADE
please PM me or let me know in the thread!

END EDITS

We are having a truly "blessed THANKSGIVING" this year.
But I can tell you truthfully, there have been a few
Turkey Day "bummers" that in hindsight are really rather
funny to remember (though not so much when it's happening!)

Some of the Thanksgivings we recall are the ones that
go "SIDE-WAYS"--but in funny ways (not tragic, of course!)

Thread that inspired this Thanksgiving CAPTION CONTEST:
Thread: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama

Let's SHARE CAPTION IDEAS this contest that reflect some
HUMOR and some "rich STORY IDEAS"--Here's just one example
I found in a google search where Thanksgiving didn't quite
turn out like everyone expected:

SIDE-WAYS THANKSGIVING VIDEO


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
4 Minute duration.
I just LOVED those little kid clips--the one where
the little girl was crying because "the turkey's DEAD"
...and the one where she dropped her plate and couldn't
bring herself to eat "something off the floor!" Just
adorable. Just too funny.

EVER HAD A HOLIDAY DINNER WHERE IT WAS SO "RUDE"...EVEN THE TURKEY WANTED
TO LEAVE?


GetOUTTAdodge
"That Thanksgiving dinner was SO RUDE...
I'm outta here!"


CAPTION ONE OR ALL OF THESE IMAGES WITH "SIDE-WAYS TURKEY DAY"
IN MIND: (Please give PIC NUMBER and/or title with your entry)

I will give "special credit" for personal "sideways Thanksgiving
stories with the CAPTION! Let's have some fun with this:

PICTURE #1
SkoobySnackJIP
"Yeah...they had thanksgiving dinner...this is the ONLY thing
that didn't BURN!"


Picture #2
7-4captionCONTES
"I caught my FISH today on Thanksgiving!
...What could go wrong?"


Picture #3
StuckONscreen
"Bruce, the hungry raccoon...saw the Thanksgiving TABLE and
decided to try to get a bite for himself!"


Have a really great THANKSGIVING! (And please take it easy on each other!)

cheers
The Oracle's Cookie
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pug picture: that look on your liberal uncle's face when you dispute, with facts, everything he left on the table with that little nugget of information THE white house gave him in that "letter"
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this was me COASTIE PATRIOT
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SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
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A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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Awe... I hope its one of those special cookies, the ones that make me feel all funny. When I've wolfed it down, I'm coming for the Thanksgiving leftovers once that cookie kicks in.
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wouldnt that be WOOFED???? i guess both work , hahhaahhaa
Coastie Patriot
SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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niceWORDS HAPPY THANKSGIVING

EDITED: 11-24-2022 @ midnight Thanksgiving.
We obviously have a very LOW TURN-OUT for the contest
Lots of folks are busy with family and dinner plans
--so I will GREEN PINE the thread tomorrow afternoon
and start the contest up again. Look for it around NOON
11-25-2022! Hope your Thanksgiving is SUPER!


EDITED: 11-24-2022 @6:00 PM EST

hi SORRY I AM LATE POSTING THE CONTEST!
Due to a "late start" today on the caption contest
(lots of family THANKSGIVING PREP to do!) I'm posting
the CAPTION CONTEST LATE on Thanksgiving Day. We'll keep
the contest OPEN UNTIL 11-25-2022 DINNER TIME (so we can
have Thanksgiving dinner "left-overs" and see who WON!)
Also have some "meal disasters" fresh in for 2022 to report!
Let us hear yours!


This will be my 6th "annual THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST. (It's actually
something like my 30th caption contest since joining in 2012--with lots of examples
in the GLP Archives if you need to check for ideas!)
Here is last year's Caption Contest:
Thread: THE THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST IS UP! Win 2 GLP upgrades for fun captions!

A.C.'s MUST HAVE A REGISTERED GLP ACCOUNT (BLUE NAME) FOR
ME TO BE ABLE TO UPGRADE. Current members will receive
green karma for their "winning captions" so everyone can
enter.


Anyone wishing to SPONSOR another GLP 1-month UPGRADE
please PM me or let me know in the thread!

END EDITS

We are having a truly "blessed THANKSGIVING" this year.
But I can tell you truthfully, there have been a few
Turkey Day "bummers" that in hindsight are really rather
funny to remember (though not so much when it's happening!)

Some of the Thanksgivings we recall are the ones that
go "SIDE-WAYS"--but in funny ways (not tragic, of course!)

Thread that inspired this Thanksgiving CAPTION CONTEST:
Thread: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama

Let's SHARE CAPTION IDEAS this contest that reflect some
HUMOR and some "rich STORY IDEAS"--Here's just one example
I found in a google search where Thanksgiving didn't quite
turn out like everyone expected:

SIDE-WAYS THANKSGIVING VIDEO


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
4 Minute duration.
I just LOVED those little kid clips--the one where
the little girl was crying because "the turkey's DEAD"
...and the one where she dropped her plate and couldn't
bring herself to eat "something off the floor!" Just
adorable. Just too funny.

EVER HAD A HOLIDAY DINNER WHERE IT WAS SO "RUDE"...EVEN THE TURKEY WANTED
TO LEAVE?


GetOUTTAdodge
"That Thanksgiving dinner was SO RUDE...
I'm outta here!"


CAPTION ONE OR ALL OF THESE IMAGES WITH "SIDE-WAYS TURKEY DAY"
IN MIND: (Please give PIC NUMBER and/or title with your entry)

I will give "special credit" for personal "sideways Thanksgiving
stories with the CAPTION! Let's have some fun with this:

PICTURE #1
SkoobySnackJIP
"Yeah...they had thanksgiving dinner...this is the ONLY thing
that didn't BURN!"


Picture #2
7-4captionCONTES
"I caught my FISH today on Thanksgiving!
...What could go wrong?"


Picture #3
StuckONscreen
"Bruce, the hungry raccoon...saw the Thanksgiving TABLE and
decided to try to get a bite for himself!"


Have a really great THANKSGIVING! (And please take it easy on each other!)

cheers
The Oracle's Cookie
 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie


TURKEY WITH SUIT CASE at station


on Nov 23 Tom told farmer Brown he identified as a chicken, packed his bag and crossed the road !!!!!

now you know the rest of the story!!!!
Coastie Patriot
SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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Damn good thing I have yet to fix my aftrn cocktail yet! That's hilarious!!!

Coastie's so far....
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Pug Picture

Dont look so shocked

IT's ROACHY MOUNTAIN OYSTERS. ROACH TESTES LIGHTLY FRIED./

ITs So full of protein an SO GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT


NO! No ! its not a fad!!!! SOON EVERYONE WILL BE EATING THEM!!!

Coastie Patriot
SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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Raccoon: Watching Raccoon PO#N on windows 1.0 !!!!!



sorry not my best work !!!!!! not thankgiving related but still little funny


hope not out of bounds Oracle
Coastie Patriot
SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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Dont look so shocked

IT's ROACHY MOUNTAIN OYSTERS. ROACH TESTES LIGHTLY FRIED./

ITs So full of protein an SO GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT


NO! No ! its not a fad!!!! SOON EVERYONE WILL BE EATING THEM!!!

 Quoting: Coastie Patriot


lmao

"Roachy Mountain Oysters!" GEEZE...that's funny.

I could see a pet food company COPYING YOUR IDEA!!

I sent Hallmark Card Co. my idea for "scratch and sniff"
that's a million dollar industry now. Hallmark ran with
the idea and published the FIRST scratch-and-sniff children's
book about 6 months after my letter (both a "Bunny Follows his Nose"--rose, pine needles scents--and "Gingerbread Man"
--w/ginger "scratch-and-sniff-patch" at the back.)

Wish I'd have kept the letter--I could have sued! Oh well...
at least the "idea" got into the mainstream and we can
enjoy those magazines with all the perfume samples inside.
(My one invention and "claim to fame!" lol)

cheers
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niceWORDS HAPPY THANKSGIVING

EDITED: 11-24-2022 @ midnight Thanksgiving.
We obviously have a very LOW TURN-OUT for the contest
Lots of folks are busy with family and dinner plans
--so I will GREEN PINE the thread tomorrow afternoon
and start the contest up again. Look for it around NOON
11-25-2022! Hope your Thanksgiving is SUPER!


EDITED: 11-24-2022 @6:00 PM EST

hi SORRY I AM LATE POSTING THE CONTEST!
Due to a "late start" today on the caption contest
(lots of family THANKSGIVING PREP to do!) I'm posting
the CAPTION CONTEST LATE on Thanksgiving Day. We'll keep
the contest OPEN UNTIL 11-25-2022 DINNER TIME (so we can
have Thanksgiving dinner "left-overs" and see who WON!)
Also have some "meal disasters" fresh in for 2022 to report!
Let us hear yours!


This will be my 6th "annual THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST. (It's actually
something like my 30th caption contest since joining in 2012--with lots of examples
in the GLP Archives if you need to check for ideas!)
Here is last year's Caption Contest:
Thread: THE THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST IS UP! Win 2 GLP upgrades for fun captions!

A.C.'s MUST HAVE A REGISTERED GLP ACCOUNT (BLUE NAME) FOR
ME TO BE ABLE TO UPGRADE. Current members will receive
green karma for their "winning captions" so everyone can
enter.


Anyone wishing to SPONSOR another GLP 1-month UPGRADE
please PM me or let me know in the thread!

END EDITS

We are having a truly "blessed THANKSGIVING" this year.
But I can tell you truthfully, there have been a few
Turkey Day "bummers" that in hindsight are really rather
funny to remember (though not so much when it's happening!)

Some of the Thanksgivings we recall are the ones that
go "SIDE-WAYS"--but in funny ways (not tragic, of course!)

Thread that inspired this Thanksgiving CAPTION CONTEST:
Thread: Thanksgiving outtakes! Tashy relatives, drunk uncles, cooking disasters, travel nightmares, neighbor drama

Let's SHARE CAPTION IDEAS this contest that reflect some
HUMOR and some "rich STORY IDEAS"--Here's just one example
I found in a google search where Thanksgiving didn't quite
turn out like everyone expected:

SIDE-WAYS THANKSGIVING VIDEO


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
4 Minute duration.
I just LOVED those little kid clips--the one where
the little girl was crying because "the turkey's DEAD"
...and the one where she dropped her plate and couldn't
bring herself to eat "something off the floor!" Just
adorable. Just too funny.

EVER HAD A HOLIDAY DINNER WHERE IT WAS SO "RUDE"...EVEN THE TURKEY WANTED
TO LEAVE?


GetOUTTAdodge
"That Thanksgiving dinner was SO RUDE...
I'm outta here!"


CAPTION ONE OR ALL OF THESE IMAGES WITH "SIDE-WAYS TURKEY DAY"
IN MIND: (Please give PIC NUMBER and/or title with your entry)

I will give "special credit" for personal "sideways Thanksgiving
stories with the CAPTION! Let's have some fun with this:

PICTURE #1
SkoobySnackJIP
"Yeah...they had thanksgiving dinner...this is the ONLY thing
that didn't BURN!"


Picture #2
7-4captionCONTES
"I caught my FISH today on Thanksgiving!
...What could go wrong?"


Picture #3
StuckONscreen
"Bruce, the hungry raccoon...saw the Thanksgiving TABLE and
decided to try to get a bite for himself!"


Have a really great THANKSGIVING! (And please take it easy on each other!)

cheers
The Oracle's Cookie
 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie


TURKEY WITH SUIT CASE at station


on Nov 23 Tom told farmer Brown he identified as a chicken, packed his bag and crossed the road !!!!!

now you know the rest of the story!!!!
 Quoting: Coastie Patriot


How FUN!

Reminds me of this smilie I created for the La Palma
thread awhile back! Thanksgiving COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!

niceWORDS

cheers
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sorry not my best work !!!!!! not thankgiving related but still little funny


hope not out of bounds Oracle
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It's all good, Coastie! Cute!

cheers
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I forgot to mention in the INTRO...that some of the GLP
families come into the CAPTION CONTEST WITH THEIR KIDS
--so that's why I request a PG13 Or alittle higher
for captions.


Rule of thumb for my contest threads:

If you wouldn't want your kid to read it DON'T POST IT.

Sorry--not meaning to censor.
cheers
The Oracle's Cookie


Raccoon: Watching Raccoon PO#N on windows 1.0 !!!!!



sorry not my best work !!!!!! not thankgiving related but still little funny


hope not out of bounds Oracle
 Quoting: Coastie Patriot


It's all good, Coastie! Cute!

cheers
The Oracle's Cookie
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FairUSE

At the 2:30 min mark in the "featured video" for
our contest...the little girl who cries for her
"dead turkey" really touched my heart. This child
is an amazingly sensitive kid. Too precious!

Just wanted to draw your attention to that clip.

cheers
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raccoon: Hillbilly thanksgiving when cousin clem gets his pet raccoon plastered on White litenin and the Raccoon decides hes going to bed, even though its only 7 pm and hes nocturnal

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Coastie Patriot
SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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raccoon: THE only way he could watch the thanksgiving game , Ricky had to see if the Buffalos beat the Mountain Lions
Coastie Patriot
SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
Coastie Patriot
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I forgot to mention in the INTRO...that some of the GLP
families come into the CAPTION CONTEST WITH THEIR KIDS
--so that's why I request a PG13 Or alittle higher
for captions.


Rule of thumb for my contest threads:

If you wouldn't want your kid to read it DON'T POST IT.

Sorry--not meaning to censor.
cheers
The Oracle's Cookie


Raccoon: Watching Raccoon PO#N on windows 1.0 !!!!!



sorry not my best work !!!!!! not thankgiving related but still little funny


hope not out of bounds Oracle
 Quoting: Coastie Patriot


It's all good, Coastie! Cute!

cheers
The Oracle's Cookie
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 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie

well my kids are teens and well raised by me, a former sailor...


that sets the bar pretty low.....


seriously , i usually keepit pretty clean and you all should too

Last Edited by Coastie Patriot on 11/25/2022 03:14 PM
Coastie Patriot
SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales





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