my GLP girlfriend found Jesus again. Now we arent allowed to have sex untill we marry..AMAQ

if she found Jesus then youre probably on your way out anyway.
Unless you find him too??

ps: this isnt facebook.

i kicked her to the curb imediately.
not time for peoples delusions

What an idiot. Marriage is man-made.

Just tell her Jesus spoke to you and confirmed that you are the exception to the rule, and he will totally allow sex.

Or make up some fake Bible verse saying that its really ok to have relations before marriage. Christians are notorious for listening to others instead of putting in their own efforts into their faith. They are lazy minded and so you can easily convince her with a tiny bit of effort.

Bill Flipper... she's getting elsewhere so she can justify her actions. With you, she wants the "path of righteousness". Then, on the other hand, she can toss it out with those she isn't asking to be the Bill Flipper, and simply ask for forgiveness.

Don't be a Simp.

Gas, Grass or Ass, nobody rides for free.

Abraham had two concubines (mistresses). That’s in the Bible.

Yeah... in that case she can forgive as Jesus forgave her. Get some strange. If they're a stick in the mud....find some grass.

shes better off

i hope your horrible personality leads more women to creating higher standards for them self.

sounds like she might be a serious young lady don't listen to these other dufangs

If this is true then she made the right choice:

Pics and her number.

Can she do anal?

yep. Men have been getting away with too much for too long, and it's our own fault for allowing it.
Marry her or leave her alone. You have created a life long bond whether you like it or not. People do not shake off bonds so easily. You will miss her in ten years, if we even have ten years. Marriage means you declare her to your family and that you are proud of her. Anything else means you are using her.
She is right and I hope she sticks to her standards.
or..you are an AI bot data mining.

Tell her that after Jesus died on the cross, he came back to life in the form of a penis, that is attached to you.

probably a hellbot designed to spread immorality and atheism and lead real people to hell

what will you tell god , that an AI bot convinced you to reject eternal life

In my mind once you have sex with someone you have consumated a relationship which is equivalent to marriage. The other marriage is what man created with marriage certificates etc. If she doesn't buy that logic then get some on the side or move on.

Do her up the shitter they’re allowed that.






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The solution is easy OP! The rule of Christianity is that you get a free ticket to heaven under the simple and effortless condition that you accept the faith's main character before you die.

So just tell her that she can do anything she wishes in life, and STILL go to heaven as long as she mumbles a quick acceptance prayer to the Jesus character before she dies!

Its really that simple. Thats the official rule and is probably why Christianity is so popular! People dont like to put in any real work or efforts into their religion, and they just want all the good rewards handed to them!

Gotta love Christianity!

so she's executed the "stop the sin and repent plan".

no more



or

So are cars.... you prefer to walk??

would you like her to drive you or park next to your car?



jk, literally everyone i know parks better than i do

You were with her for a year so there was something you liked. If you dedicate to marriage you might get some!

would that be better or worse than telling him you believe doctors like fauci or politicians

Go get a different one with no morals and see if she doesn't fuck around on you!

Imagine a tube that runs mouth to anus. Use as much of that as you can manage.

According to the Laws of God and Creation, sex is to create life only. It is not to be as loose morals where everything goes. It is a miraculous act and we must hold it in high esteem.

Many times the SEX ends after marriage.

your hand found jesus?