BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries

shot 8 people today and ran into a walgreens and butchered people alive while waiting in line to get my flu shot.

doctor said it was self defense and that germs were out to get me.

court date is on tuesday

Took 9 people hostage at CVS today and injected myself with Covid-19 Boosters in the toilet paper aisle. The police came and met my demands.

Had a good cry afterwards for how deadly Covid-19 was.

Narwhal at wet market

Went on african safari, shot some green monkeys, skinned them alive and then injected them into my arm so i didn't covid-19

I should have Covid 24/7 because my favorite vegetable is broccoli and I eat it at least 4 times a week. Also eat raspberry when in season. SMH

Robbed a liquor store and started shooting up hostess cupcakes dissolved in isopropyl alcohol. Doctor said it would cure diabetes and give me antibodies.

Feeling safe about my decision.

Beat a man senseless, drank his blood, shot it up and declared that covid-19 was finally over

Department of health declared I was right and that no one would get sick again.

Said I might the right choice as usual.

Caused by Rap music

Just injected molten candle wax and chicken broth into my body.

Doctor said it would protect me against Mareks and that i could use my arm as a candle if needed

Just went to the zoo, skinned a marmot alive and shot up his blood.

Doctor says I'm now vaccinated against Marmot attacks

Broke some disco balls up into little pieces, injected them into my body.

Doctor says ill never have to watch John Travolta in "staying alive' ever again

What a relief.

Ran over 3 people in the crosswalk today on my way to walgreens to get my flu shot booster. one flipped off the car, another broken leg probably as i nicked him.

Don't know about the other ones.

Don't care.

I need to get safe from the seasonal flu.

Police didn't catch me and im at home now safe for the flu.

Went to a pumpkin patch today. Cut my head off and pretended I was ichabod crane.

Then injected pumpking seeds in my veins.

Doctors said it was smart preventative medicine and we rode into town on two black stallions.

I've feeling very sleepy and kind of hollow

Got vaccinated against turkey yesterday. plan on having a great holiday

I eat broccoli nearly everyday and raspberries few times during the week and I never got covid, and haven't had a cold in six years..

This site is stupid!