BREAKING! Covid is caused by broccoli and raspberries

ate some canned gravy i had and a couple of old saltines.

just to get rid of them.

still no deadly covid-19.

safe to say you can scratch those off the list.

broccoli and raspberries remain a mystery.

might go to store later and buy some just to tempt fate

Update: went ahead and had some raspberries and blackberries for lunch.

will keep updated if i get the dreaded covid-19 or maybe even long covid

still get the shakes around broccoli at the store

thinking of going a bit ghetto. have a few old boxes of mac and cheese i need to use up.

it will be interesting because i think they are a few years old. might have bought at the start of the covid-19 apocalypse with toilet paper

wonder if they still have covid-19 on them?

will find out.

this will be a good test to see if bleaching all my clothes and washing my grocery bags bag at the beginning of this deadly deadly pandemic was wise or not.

He’s got a point

Update: I kept my fry pan on for 30 minutes but i didn't put anything in it.

Later on, after it cooled down, i feasted on what could be probably called a nothingburger.

Not sure if nothingburgers cause covid-19 or not. will keep updated

Ate some clam chowder about 3 hours ago. it was a couple years old but the can looked intact and no bulging. except for the bulging in my stomach.

Sprayed it with bleach and wore a mask.

I socially distanced from it while cooking just to be safe.

Will keep you all updated if it causes Covid-19.

Haven't eaten anything since the clam chowder. Safe to say no long Covid.

had a few beers yesterday evening. not sure if that causes Covid-19 but i guess ill find out.

I have a can of mixed vegetables that is kind of old.

Might try that today and see if get covid-19 or long covid.

All out of masks and bleach, so i'm going to have to do it pre-Covid-19 precautions.

Didn't eat the mixed vegetables.

Decide to go with some Canned Chili today

might have some Hot Tamales later on.

Still no Covid-19 or Extra Long Covid-19

Had some rice today with lots of cayenne pepper.

still no sign of long covid-19

did wash the box with hydrogen peroxide beforehand

went to CVS and got boostered again to make sure. just to be safe.

you can never be too safe.

Still got some rice leftovers.

not much new to report.

might book an appointment to get boostered with the new rice vaccine just to be safe..

i've got some sauerkraut bottles that are a bit old. haven't had them in a long time

ill let you know if i get long covid or standard issue Covid-19.

safe to say sauerkraut is safe from covid-19 and Long Covid.

we are narrowing the list of safe foods from getting covid-19

this is exciting science.

haven't eaten anything yet today. but will let you know what causes long covid or covid-19.

might start doing Bird Flu experiments soon too.

these are very very deadly food pandemics waiting to happen!

was thinking of getting the corned beef vaccine before i ate dinner today

i hear it's free at walgreens and makes sure you don't get long covid too!

some sort of bivalent corned beef/covid-19 vaccine.

technology is miraculous and neato!

corned beef mattress foam is almost done!

the place smells like a mixture of polyurethrane, pepper, and other odd scents!

i might market this! Not sure if it causes covid-19 and/or bird flu yet

report back later

decided not too eat tonight as i don't normally eat much.

not sure if mattress foam will be done until tomorrow.

it doesn't matter what day we celebrated corned beef mattresses anyway

as long we don't get the legendary and mythical long covid-19.

right?

will report back tomorrow

Already had some potatoes. Don't think they cause Long Covid-19 or classical Covid-19.

One of the potatoes before cooking looked like Joe Biden. Not sure if it was him. But still made sure I showered with it beforehand to make sure.

Safe to say the potato didn't molest in the shower, so pretty sure it wasn't him.

I did think it whispered to me in the shower, but that could just be me

Had some yogurt and did some Yoga. no stretch pants were involved.

not sure if yogurt causes long covid-19 or classical covid-19.

but read its good for gut biome.

will let you know later.

update. had some

so for no popcorn lung or long covid-19

not sure what to eat today. i was wondering if sphagetti causes Long Covid-19.

I don't eat many carbs as a rule, but i have several packs of sphagetti to go through.

Wondering if they cause Long Covid-19.

Probably will cook them in a few hours.

decided to wait on making sphagetti. kept it light with some vanilla and raspberry yogurt instead.

not sure if the raspberries in yogurt causes Covid-19 or Long Covid-19

Guess I will find out in the next 24 hours.

let's hope the yogurt keeps the raspberry Covid-19 at bay.

So no fucking raspberry blondes or broccoli brunettes

got some leftovers to finish up. not sure if leftovers cause covid-19 or long covid-19.

not sure how you mRNA vaccinate against 'leftovers' either as they are a mixture of rice, beans, vegetables with some chicken meat

is there a PCR test for leftovers?

these are interesting experiments