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D's Pet
(OP) User ID: 791025 United States 01/21/2011 10:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | when will i have sex again? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808672As soon as you save up the $45 for that skanky whore you love so much. I suggest selling a kidney, or your firstborn child. That will be $1. Thank you, come again! (pun intended, you horny bastid!) The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
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User ID: 899829 United States 01/21/2011 10:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | when will i have sex again? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808672She said advise dumbass, not fortunetelling. "Anarchism is not a romantic fable but the hardheaded realization, based of five thousand years of experience, that we cannot entrust the management of our lives to kings, priests, politicians, generals, or county commissioners." - Edward Abbey "But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain - that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." -Lysander Spooner "If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skin into their clothing, and if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order." - Firefly |
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(OP) User ID: 791025 United States 01/21/2011 10:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lucy charges 5 cents and it works for Charlie Brown. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1238254Linda R. wants to know... When will I be loved? Linda, you will be loved when you finally call back Mr. "When will I have sex again?" Hurry up, honey, he's dying to hear from you! That will be $1. Thank you, and may you and he enjoy a long happy life together! The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
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(OP) User ID: 791025 United States 01/21/2011 10:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | when will i have sex again? Quoting: ShingenShe said advise dumbass, not fortunetelling. Shingen, we'll have to coax them into the idea slowly. Luckily, my crystal ball is all poished up and working like a charm! The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
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(OP) User ID: 791025 United States 01/21/2011 10:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When will doves cry? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1238254Prince (not michaels son) The next time you stand naked in your back yard. Next. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 808672 Canada 01/21/2011 10:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | when will i have sex again? Quoting: D's PetAs soon as you save up the $45 for that skanky whore you love so much. I suggest selling a kidney, or your firstborn child. That will be $1. Thank you, come again! (pun intended, you horny bastid!) 45! sheesh.....i can afford more than that ; ) im not lookin for crabs..just sex! i dont think i could sell my kidney....none would buy damaged goods.. that was my question....when will i come again? gimme my buck back Dr Phil |
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(OP) User ID: 791025 United States 01/21/2011 10:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When will I be in love with a beautiful woman? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1238254Dr. H. You guys are wearing my crystal ball out! Proper form for the question would be "How do I find a beautiful woman who will fall in love with me?" Well, Doc, here's the skinny. You must stalk one, hunt her down. Really, chicks love this. Don't worry when she calls the cops, it's just her way of flirting! The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
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(OP) User ID: 791025 United States 01/21/2011 10:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | when will i have sex again? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808672As soon as you save up the $45 for that skanky whore you love so much. I suggest selling a kidney, or your firstborn child. That will be $1. Thank you, come again! (pun intended, you horny bastid!) 45! sheesh.....i can afford more than that ; ) im not lookin for crabs..just sex! i dont think i could sell my kidney....none would buy damaged goods.. that was my question....when will i come again? gimme my buck back Dr Phil Oh, that question is much easier. As soon as you find the lotion and lock the door. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 808672 Canada 01/21/2011 10:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | that was my question....when will i come again? Quoting: D's Petgimme my buck back Dr Phil Oh, that question is much easier. As soon as you find the lotion and lock the door. holy crap...ur a bad doctor....it's not chapped from lack of use ya know... puts the lotion on the...ne'er mind.. |
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(OP) User ID: 791025 United States 01/21/2011 10:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Now let's see if you morans can give me some bad advice! How can I get you guys to follow the rules of a simple thread? The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1238254 United States 01/21/2011 10:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | when will i have sex again? Quoting: D's PetAs soon as you save up the $45 for that skanky whore you love so much. I suggest selling a kidney, or your firstborn child. That will be $1. Thank you, come again! (pun intended, you horny bastid!) 45! sheesh.....i can afford more than that ; ) im not lookin for crabs..just sex! i dont think i could sell my kidney....none would buy damaged goods.. that was my question....when will i come again? gimme my buck back Dr Phil Oh, that question is much easier. As soon as you find the lotion and lock the door. Sheesh, I have better advice than that for 10 cent... Hey, hey, they say I better get a chaperone, Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone. No, I won't worry, and I won't fret, Ain't no law against it yet. Oop, she bop, she bop. (Oop, he bop, he bop). C. Lauper |
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(OP) User ID: 791025 United States 01/21/2011 10:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | that was my question....when will i come again? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808672gimme my buck back Dr Phil Oh, that question is much easier. As soon as you find the lotion and lock the door. holy crap...ur a bad doctor....it's not chapped from lack of use ya know... puts the lotion on the...ne'er mind.. What do you expect for a buck! Oh, and I almost pmsl..."or else it gets the hose again." The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
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(OP) User ID: 791025 United States 01/21/2011 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sheesh, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1238254I have better advice than that for 10 cent... Of course you have. This thread is for BAD advice. Have you ever gotten WORSE advice for a dollar? The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
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(OP) User ID: 791025 United States 01/21/2011 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | and why the hell would i lock the door Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808672you sure you're not just the head nurse ? those knee's look a bit scuffed up! Dayum, busted again! The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |