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Dumb blondes jokes

 
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Dumb blondes jokes
What do you call 3 blonds standing in a row? A wind tunnel.
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Some blondes went to Disneyland and saw a sign that said ``Disneyland left``... so they turned back and went home.
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What do you call it when a blond dies their hair brown, "artificial intelligence"
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What do you call it when a blond dies their hair brown, "artificial intelligence"
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3610676


^^ I meant dyes..... dammit... why do I have to be blond...
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What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes? An interpreter.
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11/04/2011 01:04 PM
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How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?

She can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear.
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Why was the blonde excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months? Because the box said 4 to 6 years.
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mazeblonde


Self explanatory

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Racist!!!
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What's the difference between a blond and an ironing board ?

...the legs on an ironing board are hard to get open..

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Racist!!!
 Quoting: Bluebird

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Yup ,,,

I like racing,,,

Especially those ones that go round n round,,, time after time,,,

I get all dizzy watching em.

palm1
Each time a person stands for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he or she sends forth a tiny ripple of hope. And crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance. Few are willing to embrace the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of their colleagues, the wrath of their society. Moral courage is a rarer commodity than bravery in battle or great intelligence. Yet it is the one essential vital quality for those who seek to change a world that yields most painfully to change. [Robert F. Kennedy]



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One blond to another blond: "I am not dumb!" Says the other blond: "What's dumb?"
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Racist!!!
 Quoting: Bluebird




Not all dumbs are blonde!
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What's the way the blondes eat bananas?
1. Hold the banana with the left hand and peel it with the right.
2. Place banana infront of the mouth and place right hand behind the neck.
3. Open mouth in front of banana and push right hand, forward
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What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? Get them on their back and they are both fucked.

What do you call an Etheopian with a feather in his ass...A Dart. HAHAHAH

Both jokes came out in 1985..couldnt resist
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A blonde is walking in the woods and comes upon a river, she sees another blonde on the other side. She yells "how do you get to the other side?" the other blonde yells " you dummy, you're on the other side."
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What does a blonde consider safe sex? The car doors locked.
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Re: Dumb blondes jokes
what ya call a blond upside down?


a burnette with bad breath!!!!!
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What do you call 20 blondes at the bottom of a pool?

An air pocket!
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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?

Frosted Flakes!
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A blonde is walking in the woods and comes upon a river, she sees another blonde on the other side. She yells "how do you get to the other side?" the other blonde yells " you dummy, you're on the other side."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1308095


cruise
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A blonde was saying OMG! OMG! not again! when she saw a banana peel on sidewalk she was headed down....
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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?

Frosted Flakes!
 Quoting: SickScent


What do you call a blonde on skis?
Snow-flake!

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Why cant blondes make kool-aid?


They cant figure out how to get 2 quarts of water into that little packet.
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A blonde was saying OMG! OMG! not again! when she saw a banana peel on sidewalk she was headed down....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1404507


That one was actually funny!
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what do you say to a blonde with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.
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What's the difference between a ginger and a blond?
About 500 friends on Facebook.
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A blonde was saying OMG! OMG! not again! when she saw a banana peel on sidewalk she was headed down....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1404507


That one was actually funny!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884


Thats the one I told everyone here at the office. lol
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Re: Dumb blondes jokes
Here's a funny video of a hot but not so smart blonde getting a text message telling her don't forget to feed the pussy(kitty). So she pouring kitty food down her pants where her pussy is. Makinmg it even funnier is the fact that it's about her feeding her pussy and she happens to be all dressed in pink (even wearing a pink headband) which is the color of pussy.

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Blonde jokes were part of the effort against Germany. Carried over after the war.
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Blonde jokes were part of the effort against Germany. Carried over after the war.
 Quoting: Kirk


hesright





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