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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77357773 Denmark 06/13/2020 01:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's a funny video of a hot but not so smart blonde getting a text message telling her don't forget to feed the pussy(kitty). So she pouring kitty food down her pants where her pussy is. Makinmg it even funnier is the fact that it's about her feeding her pussy and she happens to be all dressed in pink (even wearing a pink headband) which is the color of pussy. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43465131 She should wear a different color. I fucking hate pink! Pink fucking stinks! Wear a color like black or blue! Black and blue look sexy. Not pink though. Pink is the ugliest color ever! Lose the headband too. Headbands look fucking ugly!!! ARE YOU SENDING ME STUFF TOO????????? WOOHOOOOOO!!! Speaking of which, I would like to send a very hearty SHOUT-OUT to my man D. M. from Charlottesville, VA for the very sweet card and STAMPS I received this very morning. You ROCK!! 🙂 THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77671336 United States 01/28/2021 02:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm surrounded by PhD innovators and not ONE of them can pull their head out of the black hole of liberal and medical propaganda currently driving the chatter on Earth. At dinner with 6 of them recently, I brought up the subject of germ theory versus terrain theory and how virology is a giant fraud. Every one of them was physically triggered and could not sit still long enough to let me explain METICULOUSLY how virus and vaccine studies are routinely falsified - basically 100% of them. I quoted multiple doctors, books and studies and they basically rallied against me en mass to reject every word I was saying. After dinner, one of them - an ACTUAL ROCKET SCIENTIST with a 180+ I.Q. said she found a study that proved AIDS existed (after I challenged them to show me a valid study). We read through this published study together and I showed her that the METHODS section and RESULTS section contradicted the ABSTRACT. These studies use a hilariously small number of test subjects and even in the abstract claimed ONLY 10% success, which, with the small number of subject made the 10% claim basically junk science and not statistically valid. Further, the METHODS described very clearly that zero conditions were applied to actually compare the results to known standards - effectively making that 10% claim null and void. Therefore: The study showed 0% of what it claimed in the abstract to be a SIGNIFICANT cause and effect SCIENTIFIC result. ZERO PERCENT. AND, it was in mice, not humans, so it was 110% bullshit with a bullshit sauce and bullshit for dessert. I then showed her several more studies that did the same thing. With a glazed look in her eyes, she kept repeating "but the abstract says the virus causes the illness." ACTUAL ROCKET SCIENTIST with a 180+ I.Q.! She's also a very gorgeous woman with very long naturally very blonde hair, beautiful very bright blue eyes, and very fair skin. Unfortunately though, she's married to a very dark ugly black man. She's a very nice,intelligent, beautiful girl Just very gullible, naive, and brainwashed. This is what we are up against. The small number of we who can see through the lies - for WHATEVER reason - are doomed to be crushed under a tide of useless idiots. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77652138 United States 01/29/2021 02:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I came up with a theory as to why blondes are dumb. Here it is: Blondes get sunburnt really easy due to their really pale skin and yet even though they get sunbunt so easily it seems like they like to lay out in the sun a lot, more than anyone else. So I was thinking that it was the combination of the fact that blondes get sunburnt so easy but yet they like to lay out in the sun so much that all that getting sunburnt damages their brains and makes them dumb. Does anyone else agree with my theory? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78264752 United Kingdom 02/20/2021 03:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's a funny video of a hot but not so smart blonde getting a text message telling her don't forget to feed the pussy(kitty). So she pouring kitty food down her pants where her pussy is. Makinmg it even funnier is the fact that it's about her feeding her pussy and she happens to be all dressed in pink (even wearing a pink headband) which is the color of pussy. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43465131 She should wear a different color. I fucking hate pink! Pink fucking stinks! Wear a color like black or blue! Black and blue look sexy. Not pink though. Pink is the ugliest color ever! Lose the headband too. Headbands look fucking ugly!!! Actually I think headbands look sexy as hell on girls and I think that girls looks hot in pink. atm the guy Im “in love with” (in other words spend a great deal of time thinking about but dont have the nerve to ask out) is brunette and so is the guy at my local garage, but the reason I’m attracted to the two is because of their gorgeous eyes and smiles. Hair colour doesnt come into it. I’ve been obsessed with blonde guys in the past too. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77547513 Canada 02/22/2021 02:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's a funny video of a hot but not so smart blonde getting a text message telling her don't forget to feed the pussy(kitty). So she pouring kitty food down her pants where her pussy is. Makinmg it even funnier is the fact that it's about her feeding her pussy and she happens to be all dressed in pink (even wearing a pink headband) which is the color of pussy. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43465131 She should wear a different color. I fucking hate pink! Pink fucking stinks! Wear a color like black or blue! Black and blue look sexy. Not pink though. Pink is the ugliest color ever! Lose the headband too. Headbands look fucking ugly!!! It's too bad Charlottesville happened the way it did.... Richard Spencer should be governor of Virginia by now. |
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