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| mr_brightside74
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| Possum
User ID: 44835561  Australia08/17/2013 02:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness. Dalai Lama Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either. Albert Einstein The kingdom of God is within you and all around you. It is not within buildings of wood or stone. Split a piece of wood and you will find me. Look beneath a stone and I am there. Stigmata |
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| mr_brightside74
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| Manu-Koelbren
User ID: 31976657  Spain08/17/2013 02:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I usually save a half dozen pair of skid marked undies for the first night I have a new woman over. It sounds odd but it makes for funny conversation and usually the woman ends up washing them for me before the night is out. This is the weirdest fetish ever. Banned as usual. “It is far easier to be a weakling than to be a Real Man. Were the Earth less harsh or the circumstances of life less austere, man would destroy himself before the shrine of the languid goddess. Only Real Men can with safety destroy the tangled forests and wilderness of Earth and make from them gardens, but will those who inherit the gardens be Real Men? The law decrees that they must be, or the wilderness will reclaim its own.” |
| EscapeVelocity
User ID: 44731993 United States08/17/2013 02:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I usually save a half dozen pair of skid marked undies for the first night I have a new woman over. It sounds odd but it makes for funny conversation and usually the woman ends up washing them for me before the night is out.  I had to click on this thread.. and see first hand."I know that the molecules in my body are traceable to phenomena in the cosmos. That makes me want to grab people on the street and say: 'Have you HEARD THIS?" -Neil deGrasse Tyson :fly_sail: If you hate my avatar.. you are going to love this.. [link to youtu.be] In Death members of Project Mayhem Have a name. His name is James M. Boyd. |
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| mr_brightside74
(OP) User ID: 32724772 United States08/17/2013 02:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I shit you not (no pun intended), over 70% of the women I've had over in the past few years have actually enjoyed the weirdness of it. Most of them find it strange at first but end up telling me later they were strangely attracted to it. It's fucking zen like for them. Fuck if I know why. Mr. Brightside |
| brassbat
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| Red Harvest
User ID: 31965819 United States08/17/2013 03:26 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I usually save a half dozen pair of skid marked undies for the first night I have a new woman over. It sounds odd but it makes for funny conversation and usually the woman ends up washing them for me before the night is out. Pro tip: Wipe your asshole. “Phantoms fill the skies around you.” |
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| mr_brightside74
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| mr_brightside74
(OP) User ID: 32724772 United States08/17/2013 03:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sometimes the way I introduce the skids to my women dates is ill leave a pair in the bathroom on the floor with the skid marks visible. They go to the bathroom to pee and come out and usually say something. It's like an ice breaker and gets us both on the subject. Then I take them back to my room to show them more. It gets interesting. Mr. Brightside |
| Soup Kitchener
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| mr_brightside74
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 39337599  Hong Kong08/17/2013 11:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I usually save a half dozen pair of skid marked undies for the first night I have a new woman over. It sounds odd but it makes for funny conversation and usually the woman ends up washing them for me before the night is out. Gonna laugh when the next woman you're with just comes back with baby wipes instead |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 34401077 United States08/17/2013 12:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's true. Skid marks have been around since cavemen have been wearing loin cloths. Skid marks give women something to work at when washing men's underwear. A challenge of sorts and what women don't enjoy a bit of a challenge? Quoting: mr_brightside74 Women, you can thank your creator for allowing you to clean the skid marks from men's underpants. you think it's work to throw some undies in the washing machine? |
| mr_brightside74
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| mr_brightside74
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