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Skid marks are a gift from God to women

 
mr_brightside74
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Skid marks are a gift from God to women
It's true. Skid marks have been around since cavemen have been wearing loin cloths. Skid marks give women something to work at when washing men's underwear. A challenge of sorts and what women don't enjoy a bit of a challenge?

Women, you can thank your creator for allowing you to clean the skid marks from men's underpants.
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You sound single.
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You sound single.
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are you trying to pick him up???
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You sound single.
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are you trying to pick him up???
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I usually save a half dozen pair of skid marked undies for the first night I have a new woman over. It sounds odd but it makes for funny conversation and usually the woman ends up washing them for me before the night is out.
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You sound single.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15015575


are you trying to pick him up???
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I usually save a half dozen pair of skid marked undies for the first night I have a new woman over. It sounds odd but it makes for funny conversation and usually the woman ends up washing them for me before the night is out.
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This is the weirdest fetish ever.
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You sound single.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15015575


are you trying to pick him up???
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I usually save a half dozen pair of skid marked undies for the first night I have a new woman over. It sounds odd but it makes for funny conversation and usually the woman ends up washing them for me before the night is out.
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rockon I had to click on this thread.. and see first hand.
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Are you saying that women don't do skid marks?
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I shit you not (no pun intended), over 70% of the women I've had over in the past few years have actually enjoyed the weirdness of it. Most of them find it strange at first but end up telling me later they were strangely attracted to it. It's fucking zen like for them. Fuck if I know why.
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You sound single.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15015575


are you trying to pick him up???
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I usually save a half dozen pair of skid marked undies for the first night I have a new woman over. It sounds odd but it makes for funny conversation and usually the woman ends up washing them for me before the night is out.
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Pro tip: Wipe your asshole.
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What about her skidmarks are you down with scrubbing those out OP?
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What about her skidmarks are you down with scrubbing those out OP?
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Fuck no! Are you nuts!
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Sounds like you need a diaper pail, and some immodium, more than you need a woman

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Creepy
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Buy some baby wipes, dude.
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Wow OP..learn to wipe your ass. Your mom doesn't enjoy cleaning those crusties as much as she claims to. She doesn't want to hurt your feelings, but this isn't normal for a grown man. Even my son knows to keep wiping until the TP doesn't have shit on it.
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Sometimes the way I introduce the skids to my women dates is ill leave a pair in the bathroom on the floor with the skid marks visible. They go to the bathroom to pee and come out and usually say something. It's like an ice breaker and gets us both on the subject. Then I take them back to my room to show them more. It gets interesting.
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08/17/2013 11:48 AM
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Next time I have a date over ill get some pics or video of her doing her washing duties.
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Re: Skid marks are a gift from God to women
You sound single.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15015575


are you trying to pick him up???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45006126


I usually save a half dozen pair of skid marked undies for the first night I have a new woman over. It sounds odd but it makes for funny conversation and usually the woman ends up washing them for me before the night is out.
 Quoting: mr_brightside74


Gonna laugh when the next woman you're with just comes back with baby wipes instead
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This is totally normal.
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Hmm

I wonder if skid marks can be applied to other items, which need washing or grave attention.
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Next time I have a date over ill get some pics or video of her doing her washing duties.
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all this trouble to have your underwear washed?
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It's true. Skid marks have been around since cavemen have been wearing loin cloths. Skid marks give women something to work at when washing men's underwear. A challenge of sorts and what women don't enjoy a bit of a challenge?

Women, you can thank your creator for allowing you to clean the skid marks from men's underpants.
 Quoting: mr_brightside74


you think it's work to throw some undies in the washing machine?
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Re: Skid marks are a gift from God to women
Hmm

I wonder if skid marks can be applied to other items, which need washing or grave attention.
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Not a bad idea. Maybe crap a bit on my dishes and carpet also.
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Our babies are no longer in diapers, but we still stock baby wipes at our house. They are a game changer.
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Our babies are no longer in diapers, but we still stock baby wipes at our house. They are a game changer.
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I dont think my women dates will like cleaning dirty wipes.
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Re: Skid marks are a gift from God to women
rockon I had to click on this thread.. and see first hand.
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ditto
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Re: Skid marks are a gift from God to women
Hmm

I wonder if skid marks can be applied to other items, which need washing or grave attention.
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Not a bad idea. Maybe crap a bit on my dishes and carpet also.
 Quoting: mr_brightside74


Just fling poop ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE!!! Your date will love it!!!

Fukken chimp.
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Re: Skid marks are a gift from God to women
I prefer to leave mine on the carpet, drapes, or the armrest of the sofa.





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