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NASA Will Pay You $170 Per Day To Lie In Bed

 
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NASA Will Pay You $170 Per Day To Lie In Bed
I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



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Yes, and shorten your life by about 20 years!
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Yes, and shorten your life by about 20 years!
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How so?
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12/06/2014 03:50 PM
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I was in bed for 6 months when I injured my lower back. After about 4 months, I started having pain in my upper back. The pain was incredible.

It was due to muscle weakness. I had a muscle that would knot and become very inflamed.

After 6 months, my lower back recovered enough so that I could sit in a chair. It took several months for the muscles to recover.
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I was in bed for 6 months when I injured my lower back. After about 4 months, I started having pain in my upper back. The pain was incredible.

It was due to muscle weakness. I had a muscle that would knot and become very inflamed.

After 6 months, my lower back recovered enough so that I could sit in a chair. It took several months for the muscles to recover.
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I'm sorry to hear that. I know bedsores can be a problem, too. (really bad) But this is just over 2 months with aerobic exercises....

It would be kinda horrible, but I think I would bite the bullet for the money!
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Could think of a lot of inner city ghetto types who may go for this.
But then again, maybe not. $18,000 over-the-table money would disqualify them from welfare.
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12/06/2014 04:13 PM
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why is nasa interested in this type of research?
Unvaxxed because fuck you
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My wife would be great at this
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why is nasa interested in this type of research?
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Long distance space travel......
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why is nasa interested in this type of research?
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They say it's for "the astronauts".
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where do I sign up?

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Me, me, me!! sleeping
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My wife would be great at this
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Thanks for the pin!
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why is nasa interested in this type of research?
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Long distance space travel......
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Specifically deep space travel.
I'm tired of waiting, somebody push the damn button already!

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I could handle that, fk the exercises every other day though..
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Article is more than a year old, im pretty sure the job listing is closed. I applied last year, didnt hear anything back
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Have to be a US citizen, gutted!!
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2008


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Re: NASA Will Pay You $170 Per Day To Lie In Bed
I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



Read more: [link to www.businessinsider.com]
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I spent 3 months on bed rest before my son was born. I had serious blood pressure issues with my pregnancy. During this time I was to lay on my left side getting up only for necessities. I wouldn't do this again for any amount of money. After all was over it took me months before I felt right again. It's amazing how quickly your body can deteriorate.
Proud to share the basket with you.
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i guessing they want to study what not using you muscle for 70 days would do to a person. Wouldn't hooking up shock receptors on the body stimulate muscles? Therefore giving the person in months of weightlessness the exercise needed to combat muscle loss.
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Am I that stupid or is 70 X 170 = 11900 ? So that is a third less then promised. Typically NASA, never telling a simple answer.
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Laying in bed all day will destroy Your back and cause lots of problems in the future. I have a profession that has lots of down time and when You are staring at a metal wall all day sometimes sleeping is the only thing to do. I have lived this way for 18 years and I am plagued with horrible back problems. I wouldn't recommend this life style and to be honest You are better off working manual labor your whole life.
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Guess it also has something to do with the deep sleep option they are researching.

[link to io9.com]
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Re: NASA Will Pay You $170 Per Day To Lie In Bed
I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



Read more: [link to www.businessinsider.com]
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Can I beat off?
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Re: NASA Will Pay You $170 Per Day To Lie In Bed
I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



Read more: [link to www.businessinsider.com]
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Can I beat off?
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From the earlier post about having to stay in bed for pregnancy, I remembered that I did exactly that for both of my pregnancies--6 wks. And I did nothing but pleasure myself all day. (being pregnant makes you horny if you are bored)

So now, being reminded of that, I think I could handle it.
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My wife would be great at this
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You better hope she doesn't find out you said that.

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I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



Read more: [link to www.businessinsider.com]
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Can I beat off?
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Sadly, no.
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Re: NASA Will Pay You $170 Per Day To Lie In Bed
I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



Read more: [link to www.businessinsider.com]
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Can I beat off?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65818957


Sadly, no.
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That would be intolerable--the deal breaker.
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I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



Read more: [link to www.businessinsider.com]
 Quoting: sees


hmm
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My wife would be great at this
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Mine too, that's all she does is sleep!

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