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Judas Iscariot, betrayed the Lord because he had rejected the Lord's goodwill, as a result, his heart couldn't be kept safe from Satan's influence at the Lord's Supper.

"Jesus answered, “It is he to whom I shall give a piece of bread when I have dipped it.” And having dipped the bread, He gave it to Judas Iscariot, the son of Simon. Now after the piece of bread, Satan entered him. Then Jesus said to him, “What you do, do quickly." [John 13:26,27]

When we're continuously being filled with good intentions, as a direct result of believing in the Lord, Satan cannot use us to do wicked things to others.

"...It is God who works in you both to will and do for His good pleasure.[Phil.2:13]

Whether Christmas Day is the actual Day of the Lord's birth or not is irrelevant. What's important is that all those who partake in the Christmas Feast are Christians in word and in deed. And are not Christians in name only.

The Christmas Feast, believe it or not, is the equivalent of the Lord's Supper. It's a Day we celebrate the Lord's incarnation, and therefore shouldn't be used as an opportunity to get drunk and eat excessively!

"Therefore, whoever eats the Lord’s bread or drinks the Lord’s cup in an unworthy manner will be guilty of desecrating the body and blood of the Lord! So let a person examine himself first, and then he may eat of the bread and drink from the cup; for a person who eats and drinks without recognizing the body eats and drinks judgment upon himself. This is why many among you are weak and sick, and some have died! If we would examine ourselves, we would not come under judgment. But when we are judged by the Lord, we are being disciplined, so that we will not be condemned along with the world." [1 Cor.11:27-32]

Note carefully how the Lord's Words appear to highlight how billions of so-called Christians the World over, celebrate Christmas Day:

“But keep watch on yourselves, or your hearts will become dulled by carousing [that is, excessive eating], drunkenness and the worries of everyday living, and that Day will be sprung upon you suddenly like a trap! For it will close in on everyone, no matter where they live, throughout the whole world. Stay alert, always praying that you will have the strength to escape all the things that will happen and to stand in the presence of the Son of Man.” [Luke 21:34-36]

Even Paul may have been referring to Christmas Day when he said:

"For when they [that is, billions of so-called Christians at Christmas] say, “Peace and safety [that is, peace and goodwill to all men]!” then sudden destruction comes upon them, as labor pains upon a pregnant woman. And they shall not escape. But you, brethren, are not in darkness, so that this Day should overtake you as a thief." [1 Thess.5:3,4]

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It would be helpful if the insane were aware they were insane. But they aren't, hence GLP.
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TL;DR
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It would be helpful if the insane were aware they were insane. But they aren't, hence GLP.
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are you calling me a Lunatic?

[link to www.moongiant.com]
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It would be helpful if the insane were aware they were insane. But they aren't, hence GLP.
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are you calling me a Lunatic?

[link to www.moongiant.com]
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Just an idiot-like 99% of everyone here.
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Fuck that, time to get shit faced on free piss.
Ho HO Ho, Hoes be Hoeing.
Merry Xmas OP share the love and alcohol.

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could i blaze one? is that cool, man?
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can I use that when you're finished with it ?
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could i blaze one? is that cool, man?
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No. Only the sober will survive. Do you really want to be out of your mind when TSHTF?
I will win the war on christmas...
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Fuck that, time to get shit faced on free piss.
Ho HO Ho, Hoes be Hoeing.
Merry Xmas OP share the love and alcohol.

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You will regret it, mark my words. Do you really want to be pickled and stuffed full of food when the S hits the fan? Unless you will be celebrating in an underground bunker in moderation...you will weep.
I will win the war on christmas...
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Try a refreshing alcohol free eggnog:


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Fuck that, time to get shit faced on free piss.
Ho HO Ho, Hoes be Hoeing.
Merry Xmas OP share the love and alcohol.

cool2
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If you're a Christian and do drink, don't have sex too! And keep off the drugs!
1 Corinthians 13:4-7 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
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Fuck that, time to get shit faced on free piss.
Ho HO Ho, Hoes be Hoeing.
Merry Xmas OP share the love and alcohol.

cool2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71051768


If you're a Christian and do drink, don't have sex too! And keep off the drugs!
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And make sure to stay away from sanity at all costs. Guard your delusions carefully.
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Try a refreshing alcohol free eggnog:


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Thats like a frozen coke with a straw and no bourbon.......thats not merry.
Get into the Spirits of Christmas OP, my shout.

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Fuck that, time to get shit faced on free piss.
Ho HO Ho, Hoes be Hoeing.
Merry Xmas OP share the love and alcohol.

cool2
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You will regret it, mark my words. Do you really want to be pickled and stuffed full of food when the S hits the fan? Unless you will be celebrating in an underground bunker in moderation...you will weep.
 Quoting: SatanClaws


What will hit the fan?
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can I use that when you're finished with it ?
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Definitely. Just watch out for the cheeto and spaghetti stains.
winkwhat
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Is this what you wanted to show me what was coming?Kay you lost me.tounge
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Merry Xmas OP share the love and alcohol.

cool2
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You will regret it, mark my words. Do you really want to be pickled and stuffed full of food when the S hits the fan? Unless you will be celebrating in an underground bunker in moderation...you will weep.
 Quoting: SatanClaws


What will hit the fan?
 Quoting: Juju 71048695



I will win the war on christmas...
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Try a refreshing alcohol free eggnog:


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Try a refreshing alcohol free eggnog:


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raw eggs trump booze huh?


F off dooofuss
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Is this what you wanted to show me what was coming?Kay you lost me.tounge
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Nope, the video above, about Mog the cat. Its called the domino effect. The word domino also contains another D word of four letters.
I will win the war on christmas...
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i agree and will not be getting drunk this christmas.most people i know here in the uk are not christians but celebrate christmas by getting drunk and partying.i mean,they dont even believe in jesus but have a massive party over the festive period.... this year i will be remaining sober and keeping watch.godbless you for your thoughts!
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i agree and will not be getting drunk this christmas.most people i know here in the uk are not christians but celebrate christmas by getting drunk and partying.i mean,they dont even believe in jesus but have a massive party over the festive period.... this year i will be remaining sober and keeping watch.godbless you for your thoughts!
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Yeah I can't figure it out either.

People that talk smack about God and Jesus absolutely love "xmas"
Derpworld
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i agree and will not be getting drunk this christmas.most people i know here in the uk are not christians but celebrate christmas by getting drunk and partying.i mean,they dont even believe in jesus but have a massive party over the festive period.... this year i will be remaining sober and keeping watch.godbless you for your thoughts!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71051643


Its a CHRISTIAN holiday. Its about CHRIST. Sadly the world thinks its all about how many presents,food and drink you can get. Its a satanic deception. The ultimate perversion of the truth of Christ. There is much more to Christmas 2015 than meets the EYE.
I will win the war on christmas...
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Judas Iscariot, betrayed the Lord because he had rejected the Lord's goodwill, as a result, his heart couldn't be kept safe from Satan's influence at the Lord's Supper.

"Jesus answered, “It is he to whom I shall give a piece of bread when I have dipped it.” And having dipped the bread, He gave it to Judas Iscariot, the son of Simon. Now after the piece of bread, Satan entered him. Then Jesus said to him, “What you do, do quickly." [John 13:26,27]

When we're continuously being filled with good intentions, as a direct result of believing in the Lord, Satan cannot use us to do wicked things to others.

"...It is God who works in you both to will and do for His good pleasure.[Phil.2:13]

Whether Christmas Day is the actual Day of the Lord's birth or not is irrelevant. What's important is that all those who partake in the Christmas Feast are Christians in word and in deed. And are not Christians in name only.

The Christmas Feast, believe it or not, is the equivalent of the Lord's Supper. It's a Day we celebrate the Lord's incarnation, and therefore shouldn't be used as an opportunity to get drunk and eat excessively!

"Therefore, whoever eats the Lord’s bread or drinks the Lord’s cup in an unworthy manner will be guilty of desecrating the body and blood of the Lord! So let a person examine himself first, and then he may eat of the bread and drink from the cup; for a person who eats and drinks without recognizing the body eats and drinks judgment upon himself. This is why many among you are weak and sick, and some have died! If we would examine ourselves, we would not come under judgment. But when we are judged by the Lord, we are being disciplined, so that we will not be condemned along with the world." [1 Cor.11:27-32]

Note carefully how the Lord's Words appear to highlight how billions of so-called Christians the World over, celebrate Christmas Day:

“But keep watch on yourselves, or your hearts will become dulled by carousing [that is, excessive eating], drunkenness and the worries of everyday living, and that Day will be sprung upon you suddenly like a trap! For it will close in on everyone, no matter where they live, throughout the whole world. Stay alert, always praying that you will have the strength to escape all the things that will happen and to stand in the presence of the Son of Man.” [Luke 21:34-36]

Even Paul may have been referring to Christmas Day when he said:

"For when they [that is, billions of so-called Christians at Christmas] say, “Peace and safety [that is, peace and goodwill to all men]!” then sudden destruction comes upon them, as labor pains upon a pregnant woman. And they shall not escape. But you, brethren, are not in darkness, so that this Day should overtake you as a thief." [1 Thess.5:3,4]
 Quoting: SatanClaws


Thank you Israel, thank you, and God bless you!
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i agree and will not be getting drunk this christmas.most people i know here in the uk are not christians but celebrate christmas by getting drunk and partying.i mean,they dont even believe in jesus but have a massive party over the festive period.... this year i will be remaining sober and keeping watch.godbless you for your thoughts!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71051643


Yeah I can't figure it out either.

People that talk smack about God and Jesus absolutely love "xmas"
Derpworld
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Its sodom and gomorrah 2.0


I will win the war on christmas...
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i agree and will not be getting drunk this christmas.most people i know here in the uk are not christians but celebrate christmas by getting drunk and partying.i mean,they dont even believe in jesus but have a massive party over the festive period.... this year i will be remaining sober and keeping watch.godbless you for your thoughts!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71051643


Its a CHRISTIAN holiday. Its about CHRIST. Sadly the world thinks its all about how many presents,food and drink you can get. Its a satanic deception. The ultimate perversion of the truth of Christ. There is much more to Christmas 2015 than meets the EYE.
 Quoting: SatanClaws


Thank you brother for spending your time to point this out.
Thank you so much hf
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i agree and will not be getting drunk this christmas.most people i know here in the uk are not christians but celebrate christmas by getting drunk and partying.i mean,they dont even believe in jesus but have a massive party over the festive period.... this year i will be remaining sober and keeping watch.godbless you for your thoughts!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71051643


Yeah I can't figure it out either.

People that talk smack about God and Jesus absolutely love "xmas"
Derpworld
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Its sodom and gomorrah 2.0


 Quoting: SatanClaws


That is 9nania no one is ever going to take you seriously with that shit man.
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i agree and will not be getting drunk this christmas.most people i know here in the uk are not christians but celebrate christmas by getting drunk and partying.i mean,they dont even believe in jesus but have a massive party over the festive period.... this year i will be remaining sober and keeping watch.godbless you for your thoughts!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71051643


Yeah I can't figure it out either.

People that talk smack about God and Jesus absolutely love "xmas"
Derpworld
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11002227


Its sodom and gomorrah 2.0


 Quoting: SatanClaws


Why did you post 9nania? Why?





GLP